Thursday, November 19, 2009

New Moon and Twitter Rock My World

My Review of New Moon by julieperk (and other ramblings):

Personally, seeing Edward and Jacob on the big screen for two hours gets two thumbs up from me.


To quote a man in the movie theatre behind me and Kelley the 2nd time I saw it..
"Call the vet cause them puppies are sick!" I'M STILL LAUGHING (refers to his abs btw)
This should have been the "official poster" because Edward is hot, but I found myself hoping that Bella would stay with Jacob!

He's a very talented actor, at 17...He has a bright future!

I heard somewhere that he doesn't want to take his shirt off for any more movie...Pfft Tay Tay who you kiddin?

When you work hard for a body like that, show it off dude!!

The scene where Edward walks toward Bella right before this screen shot made me drool and I DON'T DROOL!! DAMN ROBWARD YOU HOTSPICE!
Can't wait for Eclipse! I'M GONNA TRY TO PUT THE ECLIPSE COUNTDOWN WHERE THE NEW MOON ONE USED TO BE ON THE BLOG!

OH ATTENTION ATTENTION!! SPOILER, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE OR READ THE BOOKS DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH!
Edward proposed to Bella at the end of New Moon..everyone in the theatre GASPED! Really?
It was in the book




There is a scene in the movie that proves that as Vanity Fair says 100 million fans can't be wrong that Robert Pattinson is HOT AS HIZELL!!
Umm...duh!
And to all those people who "just don't get that he's hot...see above
100 million people think he is can EVERY ONE of them be wrong? I think not!


Okay, this is a random rambling...Why does Thanksgiving get skipped every year?

There are Christmas lights shining on a house about two down from mine and I'm like...ummm..Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet!

People! Quit skipping holidays!
Ironically the biggest event this month was the NEW MOON release!! Sadspice, but you know not because I'm complainin....Just sayin

Umm...one thing? Why the hell doesn't Edward have more than one outfit in the entire movie? Are you seriously telling me he wore the same suit for 6 months??
See the suit? Apparently it's Eddie's fave cause when he visits the Volturi....same shirt just with a rip in it!

I guess vampires don't sweat or need showers or a change of clothes?? I'm not sure how all that works. Seems like the first time he takes off that shirt off is when he visits the Volturi...umm...GRODDY!!

IT'S OKAY ROB I DON'T THINK A SHOWER WOULD WASH OFF THE SEXY!!

Saw the trailer for Remember Me...so going! Rob + blood and getting his ass beat =HOTSPICE!!

Here you go kiddos!! This will be our Rob-fix until Eclipse
Mini-spoiler: BRING TISSUES





MMMMM>>>>Rob sweet!

Okay so the Kellebelle and I were driving back from the movie tonight and we saw a deer in my headlights

Dear Cullens: Nashville has way too many deer! HELP!! Come hunt here in Nashville and you know what live here too!

We won't stalk you too much!

Dear Peter Coffin: Dude not cool! Your parodies about Bella and the Rastabortionist and Steven Segal versus Jean Claude Van Damme

The people behind us in the movie theater hate you now cause Bella is drowning and all I'm doing is laughing and saying:

"Edward, wha ar u doin ear???"

In other news, Miley Cyrus' tour bus turned over.

ME: Her tour bus turned over?
ME: She okay?
KELLEBELLE: Well she's not a trending topic on Twitter so she's okay!
HOW TRUE HOW TRUE! THAT KELLEBELLE IS SO CLEVER!

Ellen made a joke on her AWESOMESPICE show...she's on O magazine with Oprah

She said she was the only person on the cover of a magazine this month that wasn't in Twilight......UMMMM YEP!!!!

She had Kellan Lutz on the show and offered 5,000 dollars for charity if Kellan would take off his shirt...apparently it's in his contract that he can't but he can do push ups!



6 minutes of heaven...it's 6 minutes...seriously WORTH EVERY ONE!

Okay, let's talk about the other obsession I have

JENSEN ACKLES!!

Hello hotness!!

Okay in the last episode, SURPRISE SU-FREAKIN PRISE!

Cliff hanger! Guess what?

WE DON'T GET TO FIND OUT ANYTHING UNTIL

JANUARY 21ST *cries* That's too long!!!!


Oh guess what I heard God will be portrayed by a woman.

If that's true, won't it be wierd for Castiel to call him Father? Will he come in the form of Sam and Dean's Mom? With Eric Kripke anything could happen!

JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!


Hello there Castiel! I mean Misha! Please please Eric Kripke, do a spin-off with Castiel Pretty please?

Why does Supernatural have to end?

Oh yeah, Death Cab for Cutie, everything, everything ends..STFU

The only thing that doesn't seem to end is the fangirls' screaming at Rob!

Sorry DCfC You wrong!! THAT doesn't end...

Here we are sitting and getting cozy about an hour and a half until our show started....
This dude was like, you guys are dedicated, I said no dude! I'm competitive! I want to be the first one in a seat!!

Here we are before our run to the snack bar!

I'm on the far left, then Stephanie, Kellebelle, Lui!

I have newly blonde hair I'm not used to yet thanks to my amazing friend Rachel!
That's me on the Left and Steph on the right! Right before New Moon rocked my world

I came home and tweeted Two words: New Moon = Bad Ass!
It was retweeted several times....DUH! It shoulda been!

I want to give a shout out to all those I follow on Twitter for not ruining the movie for all of us when you got to go at midnight *bows in reverance* Thank you!


Okay, lately it has come to my attention that a strange phenomenon is going on with the people I choose as my BFF's

EXAMPLE THE FIRST:
Rachel! She has long dark hair and is barely over 5 feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.

EXAMPLE THE SECOND
Nori, she has long dark hair and is barely five feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.
HMM...SIMILAR LOOKING GIRLS, THOSE TWO!

EXAMPLE THE THIRD:
Kelley, she has longish dark hair is about 5 foot 3 and is an amazing friend.
Dear Kelley: I'm sorry about this picture it was the only one I could find of you alone!

Do we see a trend here people? Apparently I have a "type" when it comes to friends!

I've made so many friends on Twitter! I am addicted because I feel loved!

Thank you to the following, if you don't get named it's not cause I don't love you it's because I have swiss cheese for a memory!

@Mychemicalmuse- girl I have no idea where the capital letters go in it!
Here is a picture just for her because she has been so awesome
There you go girl! Our love of Johnny Depp unites us *hugs*

@Twilighter19
Here is a picture for you darling! I'll see you in January!
LOVE YOU GIRL!
Team Charlie! I'm so on that team! He was NOT in New Moon long enough

@Twisuz
This one's for you!
Love ya girl! You are the bombdotcom
Here's the pics of us from when we met up last time I went to visit Nori (above) in Georgia!
Me and Suz in the toy aisle! How appropriate! I am just a big kid at heart...oh god!! I look horrible in this picture. I had a 4 and a half hour drive ahead, looking cute was not high on my list of priorities!



I love you ladies!! I want to thank Twisisterhood, who MIGHT, just MIGHT, feature my blog! I would be so honored...I do a little jig when I get a comment or follower, so
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!

Thanks everyone who has been so good to me over the past few months!

I love anyone who reads this blog

Julz, Queen of Random, I am the best at rambling ever!

Love,
Julz!!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

STILL WAITING!


I made a prediction recently

As I looked at the New Moon countdown clock, I said to the kellebelle that the last few days before it came out would be hard as hell!

WELL I MUST BE FREAKING PSYCHIC!

This is torture!

Sunday night I dreamt the movie came out this Friday, as in two days from now and I was so happy I coulda danced a jig in my dream!

THEN I WOKE UP!

SEEMS THAT EVERYDAY IT'S NOT HERE IS WORSE THAN THE OTHERS! This is torture!!!

In other news, Rob and Kstew were holding hands in London and Paris...

That's awesome...this means they are getting married! NOT!
OKAY I realize not the right pics but I couldn't find the other ones and I like RPattz in a suit *swoon*

You know who's life I want?
1.) Kstew's
2.)Blake Lively, that girl is gorgeous and seems so nice and down to Earth and not to mention she has a BAD ASS wardrobe
The girl takes her look straight from the runway for crying out loud! Awesome!

And she dates Penn Badgley...nough said!

So more of my obssessions...
Seems that one of my favorite men..and he's in the top 5 is getting married...

As Dean would say: SONOFABITCH!!

All the good ones are taken! Damnit world where is my very own Jensen?

ooohhhh! I have an idea! Can we Clone him? We have the technology!

I call first clone!!

Dear Daneel Harris: I hate you! Not really but my jealousy is so bad it has turned into outright hatred and why the hell are you back on One Tree Hill and why are you dating Dan the Sleazer Geezer? WTF?

It has been suggested that we use this man to play a role of a vampire in Breaking Dawn

Hello, Hawtness...Tom Welling you are my superman!

Put this man in Breaking Dawn and then I will have to bring a bucket for all the drool from TLau, RPattz, and TWell, and CharBew...Holy crap that's a lot of hot ass men!!!


I LOVE IT!


Dear World: You say I'm too cynical about love, well here is why:

This sleaze bag who is really good looking, but that's besides the point
Josh Dillhole Duhamel

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

Gorgeous sweet pop star
The oh so Glamorous
Fergie of solo stardom and The Black Eyed Peas!

If she can't hold on to a man, then what chance do us common folk have???

Not only did he cheat on her...He did it with a STRIPPER!!!

I will never date a movie star, unless it's Kellan Lutz, then I will make an exception!

Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure
That this girl is my idol
Despite rumors to the contrary, she and Kellan Lutz are STILL dating and have been this whole time. They just give off the appearance that they are single so it doesn't hurt their fan base. GENIUS! TAKE IT FROM THIS GIRL WITH A DEGREE IN PR

If you are a star that appeals to teenage girls, don't openly date someone in public. I don't care who you are...You get together with someone and the fantasies said girls have about you will fade...Genius PR move Kellan and Anna Lynne

So, there you have it folks...a very UNINTERESTING BLOG I'm so uninspired.

One last thing...

This guy
1.) Is hot
2.) Is definitely 100 percent dating
This girl

The other Taylor, Taylor Swift...I say more power to em...Just watch out Taylor L.
You break her heart you will get a song written about you!

I'm going to watch the CMAs to see if TLau makes a surprise appearance!

Okay, Boring post...sorry peeps

Here's something pretty to look at:



I am seriously thinking about getting a Volvo! But only if Edward comes with it!

Okay thus ends my ramblings...Randomness Queen still reigning Supreme

Love, Julz