Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Are They or Aren't They...My Thoughts on this Tuesday!

Okay, I have a bone to pick with the media....

Is there no integrity in journalism anymore?

I can't find the link, but there was this video released on Youtube where a pap...chases Kstew into a cab practically jumpin in the front window...then they chase rob as he leaves in the green porsche! Poor Rob is so nervous he's biting his arm again!

Then there is the tug of war...who's right? OK, Us Weekly, Life n Style?

Life N Style says that Rob and Kristen are ON! That they are hot and heavy!
SEE this week's cover?

But in this week's OK!
It says and I quote "Rob and Kristen Cool Off"

The following is transcribed word for word from OK magazine:

OVERWHELMED BY SUPERSTARDOM AND A SUPERFAMOUS GIRLFRIEND, ROBERT PATTINSON PUTS THEIR ROMANCE ON ICE:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's awkward public reunion at the July 23 Comic-con in San Diego was a reminder that relationships are complicated, especially when you're the galaxy's hottest young stars. Although Kristen, 19, had anticipated that she and Rob could pick up where they left off in June-- when he headed to NYC to film Remember Me while she stayed in L.A. to work on The Runaways--their passion ultimately fizzled.
"I know Kristen still cares for Rob and would like to see their
relationship go forward," a source tells OK!. "But Rob seems freaked out by the fame thing and the fact that he can't go anywhere or do anything without fans mobbing him."
Indeed, since the brooding Brit went on location in the Big Apple, Twitter Nation has been in hot pursuit, flocking to the Remember Me set and trailing him out on the town after hours. Not surprisingly, the vampire saga's loyal following became enraged when Rob, 23, began dating co-star Emilie de Ravin in June. As a result, Emilie, 27, cancelled her Comic-Con appearance, and security was beefed up on the indie film's set. "Rob and Kristen's lives have changed so dramatically since they first met on Twilight more than a year ago -- they're both superstars now," the insider explains.
To be sure, Rob i a reluctant idol who would be perfectly happy to spend most of his nights at home, strumming his guitar or quaffing a few brews with his mates in the back corner of a cozy pub. Having a superfamous girlfriend, Rob reasons, only compounds the media glare.
Interestingly, the summer started with Kristen being somewhat skittish about their relationship, torn by her loyalty to longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano, with whom she's since split. Now, however, it's Rob who's holding back. "He still cares for Kristen," the insider says, "but I think he fears that if the two of them are together, the attention won't allow them to have a normal relationship. Rob has more of a "wait and see" attitude than Kristen has. He's looking forward to their spending some on-set time when they move to Vancouver in August to film Eclipse. He's hoping that being on set, where the fans aren't allowed to go, will give them some time to better explore their feelings for each other, then decide if they both want to move forward."
Bottom line, Twilight fans: If you're dying to see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan unite off-screen, you'll have to hang on a bit.
"For Rob and Kristen," the source tells OK!, "the future is up in the air."
-Richard Jerome and Carole Glines


SO WHICH THE FRICK IS IT???

Dear Journalism:
get truer, kthanxbye! There is this thing called umm..research...do it. There is also this thing called proof, enough with the stupid lies...

ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY? Who can even tell anymore? I give up!

Robsten or not Robsten...who knows...not me and admit it, not you!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Fumblings and I Think I'm Psychic!

K, so had this good morning, not TOO hard to get out of bed, just a little.
Had a plan, I was Stan with the plan, I was gonna take me computer to school to fill in the boring crap we were sort of "learning" if that's what you could call it.

So, packed my bags, got the plug, got the jump drive, battery charged all good! So, put the plug in the purse, get in car, drive to Starbucks more on that later, get to school and guess what???? FORGOT THE COMPUTER!

Dear Starbucks: Your delicious skinny vanilla lattes rock my world...you save me every morning...THANK YOU

Umm..I think People magazine is copying me and Kellebelle's man meat blog..

For example:

They did Jeffrey Donovan-he's on the man meat blog...
Taylor Kitsch- yep man meat member
Shia are you on the man meat blog???I will have to check on that one.
but
Chris Pine...man meat blog!

I mean duh!

The Rock and Sam Worthington,the hotness of Terminator Salvation..umm yep man meat blog..




Hahahahahaha this is hilarious...gotta love Joss!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Thursday Thoughts On Random Stuff

Today I had my student teaching seminar....BORING!
They gave us the speech about, watch what you say and blah blah, but unfortunately it is true...folks please no cussing on my f&*&*in blog, kthanxbye!

Seriously though, I have "googled" myself and this blog is the only thing that comes up. I will just have to be a good girl and hope I don't epically fail

I want to clear up something that has been bugging me for a lil while:

Dear Farrah Fawcett: You got epically screwed! Why you may ask?

BECAUSE
on the same day as Farrah was losing her battle with cancer

Michael Jackson died too.

Neither one is less upsetting than the other, but Farrah's tributes got put on the back burner while the juicy details of the crazy way MJ died flooded every type of media out there...it's been bugging me.

It's all about ratings and let me tell you a star dying from a long-time battle with cancer that everybody knows she has is not as exciting as an eccentric pop icon who overdoses on drugs...it's just life...people like dirt...so I say

FARRAH, YOU WILL AND HAVE BEEN MISSED! SORRY YOUR DAY GOT STOLEN, BUT IT WAS ALL IN GOD'S PLAN

In other, celebrities dropping like flies news,

Once upon a time...
there was a redheaded girl, who had a butthead for a brother and horrible self-centered hussy for a sister

And they forgot this girl's birthday...
and then she got this guy as a present for that epic fail of a sixteenth birthday..
hello there Jake Ryan...
How U doin?

and wah-lah a legend was born!

But it wasn't that red-headed girl or that hot boy that would be what became legend...

It was this guy!
John Hughes...the William Shakespeare of the 80's

it was a time when the dorky red-headed hippie girl could land the rich cute boy and find true love..or you know..a date for prom..same diff

And then there was the song by the Psychadelic Furs...who were never heard from ever again....

Then...more greatness came from John Hughes when he got a bunch of kids together early one Saturday morning....the nerd and the misfit and the princess and the freak....and so was born the ULTIMATE cult classic movie!

and possibly one of the most well-known movies EVER!

which begat...THE BRAT PACK....not to be confused with the Rat Pack..google Frank Sinatra..not the same thing..

and then there was St. Elmo's Fire that had nothing to do with John Hughes...

starring Mrs. Ashton Kutcher herself...
Who knew she would grow up to become the Queen of the Cougars???

Then later...he made the movie that made Matthew Broaderick a Superstar!
and my personal favorite...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off..where he sang in the shower and conned his way through Chicago and into our hearts forever...hey battah battah battah...saah-wwwwing...battah...he canit..hecanit hecanhit..sah-wing battah!

Try typing that! It's hard...

So, John Hughes as I go get my copy of Ferris Bueller's Day Off to watch for the trillionth time...I tip my remote to you..oh great one!

Here's a challenge...just like finding that 3rd "gry" word in the English language...
see if you can find a star in Hollywood today..that doesn't have some connection to John Hughes...that will be a star-studded funeral for sure....

Expect to see this man...crying "the ugly cry" cause John Hughes made him everything he is.....

Didn't he?
Anthony Michael Hall???? Then and now...
You think, you woulda gotten the lead in The Dead Zone, if not for John Hughes???

NOPE!
that's what I said!!!!

Okay, here is a list of the movies John Hughes made famous...one day in August in 2009, he went for a walk and he had a heart attack and the world lost a genius!

1.) Sixteen Candles...see above
2.) The Breakfast Club..again above
3.) Weird Science (srsly Anthony Michael Hall owes Hughes his life, dude)
4.)Pretty in Pink...see above
5.) Ferris Bueller's Day Off...again above
6.)Some Kind of Wonderful..which was freaking wonderful I might add!
Starring, prolly the only red-headed guy I ever had a crush on..Eric Stolz, so cute!
and then it just got more and more legendary from there...go to IMDB and look at the list...
WE WILL MISS YOU KING OF THE CHICK-FLICK AND THE INVENTOR OF THE CULT-CLASSIC! RIP JOHN HUGHES!
You WILL be missed..trust me!

and in other news...

Happy news...it's "kelley returns home finally" day!
YES!
and Patrick the cutie nephew missed his aunt Kelley so much he named her TOYS! lol
No! Kids they just don't understand travel!

SO WELCOME BACK KELLEY!

I know I PERSONALLY am ecstatic that she is back...thank god! I was worried she might stay and be lost forever to the British peeps...but alas..Mistah Pattz
didn't pop "the question" like we thought, so she came home to the home she has a love/hate relationship with...to make money on the exchange rate and where politicians are celebrities and celebrities are politicians...yay the good ole US of A!
the greatest country in the world..it's true!

while she was there...this man tried to steal her heart away from Mr. Marsters


and the mistah pattz above:

This man tried to steal her heart but srsly she didn't even notice or give him the time of day..pashaw...
you ain't special Dougray Scott..not good enough for kellebelle

but srsly all kidding aside...well not completely cause with me that's impossible!

Dear Kelley: Thank god you are back!!! Never leave again, at least not WITHOUT me!!! That's an order! Kthanksbye!

Love,
Julz
Queen of Randomness

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday's Take on the Issues

Way back in one of my ramblings posts I started a list of universal truths

My universal truth #1 was: All Vampires are hot!

I've been behind on my vamp shows and lore this week, but as I just finished watching True Blood that came on on Sunday, it's fresh in my mind

Between some girls on twitter there is a contest going on as to whether this vamp:
is hotter than this vamp:
You know what ladies...let's just call it a tie. Does one have to be better looking than the other? No. They are both eyecandy, they are both fun to look at, we'll call it a draw! If I had to choose between them I would take BOTH

So, you are saying, julz where the hell have you been all these nights?

Well, it's really none of your business, but you know what I'll tell you anyway.

So, I have had my bff, (one of them) staying with me while she transitions to move back to Nashvegas from spending a year in Florida:
She will hate this picture, but it's the most recent one I have. This is from last night in the "trendy" wannabe section of Nashville, they call the Gulch!

Dear Rach: Nashville has a lot of problems. It takes some getting used to when you move anywhere. You have to acclimate to any city especially when you've been gone. All will work out in the end, I promise!

We went to this restaurant in "the Gulch" that is trying to be cool, but the harder it tries the cooler it's not.

this ladies and gentleman of my followers is the inside of Sambuca

Dear Sambuca: pull the stick out of your butt, you are not "that" cool, you are a restaurant with live music...hello big fat hairy deal...it's Nashville..live music everywhere...get a frickin clue!

You ain't that cool. Your food is normal, and it's way too expensive. Get over yourselves!!
This is what I say to you, you are a:
Yeah, that's right you listen to Garfield, he knows of what he speaks
He also says you suck because you don't have Lasagna!

Anyhoo,
I think for once in history of the world, despite what scientists might say, we here in Nashville as I type are having a MONSOON.

Damn, a minute ago it thundered and I look like this:
Dude, it was loud
Dear Thunderstorms in Nashville: You bes scary! And do not make my electricity go off..kthanksbye.

K, so lemme vent for a minute...
Stephenie Meyer, thank you so much for the following:

We cannot express our gratitude for these books for proof, see the trillions of Twilight fansites!

Dear Stephenie Meyer: I am sorry that your draft of Midnight Sun got leaked. I know it made you mad and you felt disrespected, but that was A LONG TIME AGO.

Can you please finish it? kthanxbye

K that was my viewpoint on that....don't know where that cover came from..googled it that's what came up...

Dear Peanut Butter: You rock my world! I can't believe I keep forgetting to put you in my protein shakes everyday...hello...yum!

Okay, there is another addict to the Twilight saga:
Dear Stephanie my friend:
I think it's funny that the minute you finished Eclipse you called and begged me to let you read Breaking Dawn. You are addicted too. I know I will see you in an I love Edward or Jacob shirt in November too...you know it's true. Dude everyone who reads these books falls in love!

Cool!

Okay you know one problem we DON'T have in Nashville, no matter how hot?
Air conditioning
....last summer I went to Chicago..here's what happened:

I thought, natch, since Chicago is in Illinois and Illinois is farther North than Tennessee it would be a little less hot.

BOY, WAS I WRONG!!!!

It was freaking hot as hades up there and Nashville was looking like a refrigerator in comparison.

Also, apparently those people in that land of Illinois or at least Chicago don't know the meaning of Air conditioning.

EVERY restaurant, bar, store, mall, building, or indoor structure was freaking
HOT!

K I thought this was horrible, but if you have gone in a restaurant in Nashville, you will know
that you need a jacket. We believe in AC down here in the big Tenn.

Every restaurant, store, and other indoor structure makes you wish you were wearing long sleeves, but then you walk outside and this hits you
It's very, very frustrating!
So, we Nashvillians are always pealing off, usually unflattering layers, or putting them on...welcome to Nashville, we don't know what hot and cold is....we bes southern...u better reconize!!!!

You know who I'm seeing everywhere:
this girl:
Dear People reading this: If you don't know who this is, crawl out from under the rock you have been living under. I got this pic off of a JAPANESE website!

That is Taylor Swift, she is on the cover of Glamour this month..and she's been on every cover of every magazine for thousands of weeks or whatever...

Umm...yeah she's sorta cool! I guess....no feelings either way

Dear Whole Foods: your soups are horrible and you are way over-priced hello strawberries for 4$ you bes trippin!

I miss WILD OATS

Dear Wild Oats: come back to us we miss you! Kthanxbye
haha I love that there is an old woman in the picture...hehe

So much here in Nashville is umm....OVERRATED! for example
1.) The Gulch
2.) random bands who play in Sambuca on Monday night and write a Rock-opera, who will ever see it. Who cares!
3.) Music scene during the week...weekends different story
4.)Air-conditioning

Dear Men: Why are you all idiots, with a few rare exceptions, usually the ones you are related to. I mean does having that leg missing on that Y chromosome make you lose your ummm...minds?
Men are always bitching cause they say they don't understand us. We aren't that hard to figure out, just do everything you can to keep us looking like this:
Is that so hard...no!

Okay, well on Thursday I start student teaching, also called:

SLAVERY!!!

Dear Summit: If you make Breaking Dawn into two movies okay I can deal, but if you make it like I heard last night, into 3 then we will have a PROBLEM!
DON'T PISS OFF THE TWI-HARDS I'M JUST SAYING!
You are already on thin ice for the Rachelle Lefevre thing.

We have power! See Peter Facinelli vs. Rob Defranco! Never make a bet against Twilight fans...don't bet that they will stay loyal if you mess with us! Even for stuff we worship, adore, and love, we can only be bent so much until we finally
BREAK!

Don't cross a Twi-hard, you will regret it! Trust!

The end for now...

Love,
Julz
Queen of Randomness