Blogging for the Sake of Randomness...

K, so the doctah upped my meds, I not say what kind but they for the sad face!

I think I need to take them 1st thing in the morning cause for the first time in my life I got home and did chores...willingly...cause I wanted to!

OMG! This is no joke! I NEVER do chores!
Anyhoo...on with the Randomness!!!

So a great man died recently!
A truly great man in every way! He's a fighter! He fought cancer for almost 2 years. Cancer that was supposed to kill him in 6 months, pshaw who you docs think you are? Patrick is stronger than your dates he beat it by one and a half years. Screw you cancer!

Patrick we love you and we will miss you always, your character was great in Dirty Dancing and in Ghost, DITTO!
*if u seen Ghost, u know* *wink*


Has anyone noticed? KFed found food....
Dear K-Fed: You were not cute before..but now you are groddyspice!!!

K, Us Weekly has an article about Gerard Butler dissing Jen Aniston

Umm...last I checked Gerard was maturing backwards...he was on the VMA's for cryin out loud...he's not ready for a commitment..and Jen is duhspice!

Dear Jen Aniston: If you go there you know what you are getting...don't hate the playah! Hate the game! If you date him and he cheats then...don't be surprised!

Dear Gerard: I love you, but you are kinda a man ho now!
Last time I checked you like 40....grow the effspice up already!

Dear Stylist that did Kstew's Hair for VMA's: You got a card? I srsly heart you! You bes a genius to take that ugly do and make it a DO! You go! Call me, I need a new style...kthanxbye!

Is it just me, or when you are unwillingly single do you see happy couples EVERY FRICKIN WHERE!?

Dear Demi Moore: You are the funniest comedian ever! You said you've never had Plastic Surgery?

Are you trippin? You expect us to believe this...
Exhibit A:
Srsly? Still sticking to your story..okee...
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Last time I checked..there was no healthy eating or exercise that can fix saggy knees!

But she starred in Ghost with said awesome man who just now died :(
It's srsly sad...miss you already Patrick!

Dear Celebrities: We love you! You are referred to as celebrities because we celebrate and worship you...so...do me a favor

STOP DYING! kthanxbye!

then there is this man who I love times ten...


Hello, hotness supremeness and you play a vamp! What vampires are hot? No, really?
DUHSPICE!

Dear Robsten: Do your thang...we ain't hatin...but one thing...
YOU'RE BORING AS HIZZLE!

Back in the day about 6 months ago...

there was Michael Angarano...aka Oregano..and the whole love triangle thing with him Kstew and Rpattz...were so fun! Are they? Aren't they?

now..u def are and we are def bored..no gossip..no pics...suckspice

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ever since the "so-called" makey outey sesh at the Kings o' Leon concert....


*crickets*

NOTHIN'
NADA
ZILCH

Mags are having to make crap up to be able to write about you...be fair!

come out come out wherever you are!

Dear David Slade: How much of your budget for Eclipse is just for hiding and houdinifying the set and stars (Robsten)? We fans need a fix...Twilight is like...our own personal....HEROIN! WE need it MAN!

GIVE US OUR TWICRACK!

So kiddos, here's a little story...once upon a couple years ago...

I had never heard of Twilight. (for shame I know)

I loved me some Carrie Bradshaw

and some Sex and the City...now that Twilight has TAKEN OVER my life...

SATC Movie 2: So not really giving a crap! It' s hard to watch old people in love when you can watch Edward and Bella....just sayin..although...as long as there isn't a Twilight Saga movie out...I'll go see it!

Dear Kanye West: I officially hate you...wth man...I will never spend another dime on anything you sing...asshole!

You are suckspice supremeness! GET ON MY ROCKET!!!!

Okee, I'm out for now...

Love Julz, Queen of Randomness.....
When it comes to all things random and hollywierd...I reign SUPREME!
Long Live The Queen of Randomness! Yay!

More BS in OK! Magazine...Part 2

I think it's a record for the u know "record books."

The celeb gossip is coming out faster than the Fall leaves from the trees are hitting the ground.

Before I get to that...I just wanna say!

I'm usually a jealous person when it comes to "my" men. "My men" being the Hollywood celebrities that I love so much I feel like they are mine and no one else should have them.

I know ALL TOO WELL, however that I am only human and can juggle one man at a time.

Right now the man I am obsessing about is...
Oh who am I kidding there are several here's a list..

1.) The extreme hotness of this man is killing me on a daily basis.
Kellan Lutz you are so fine,
You're so fine,
You blow my mind...hey Kellan!

Supposedly, he used to date this girl...who I don't hate, but don't like either because she has had the ultimate hotness and may still...
Although, news of their breakup has circled around Hollywood, more than once, but like magnets they keep pulling back together, they were spotted on what looked like a "date" very very recently.

But maybe they are just friends...as if When Harry Met Sally...didn't teach us anything that men and women who are attracted to each other can just "be friends." *rolls eyes* sure!

Annalynne...I hate that you dated Kellan and I didn't...but I only hate because I'm jealous as many other girls do...anyone who disagrees really think..what has she done to incur our wrath other than date a man we all want? Srsly.
BTW if I looked as good as that in a bikini...which I'm working on...slow process...I MIGHT just slightly have a chance with Kellan...but alas I don't...so, until then, stay in shape girl...you bes lucky as hell..like lottery lucky!

I don't know if u guys are broken up or not! No one can know anything for sure in Hollywood these days! See later in this post...

You know who else is hotness supremeness;

2.) Channing Tatum....duh!

Before Step-Up put him high on the Hollywierd radar

Holy crapballs he's fine!

Here's the thang:

I think his wife is pretty and deserving of him....(braces for rocks to be thrown at her)

Jenna Dewan is pretty and beautiful and from what I can tell not skankified...which is hard to find in Hollywood these days...





Jenna in a pretty flowery dress...she seems cool, down-to-Earth and classy, if I have to give up Channing to someone at least it's not someone skankirific to really piss me off..
Don't get me wrong...I'm Kermit the Frog Green with jealousy over here, but what can I do? Channing married the girl at least she was deserving of the honor...

Then there is a girl I REALLY REALLY HATE!

She is not deserving of her man, not as deserving as I would be...

3.) Ryan Reynolds
This ladies is the hotness of Ryan Reynolds...
HELLO THERE!
How You Doin?

Need something to do? I'll give you plenty of things to do...TRUST ME!


even when chopping wood in a beardedness state...still faaaahhh-innnne!

But then you had to go off and marry this bitch who I think is very skankified..

She plays a man-stealing ho in every role...hmmm..typecast??? I think so!
You DO NOT deserve the hotness and funniness that makes Ryan Reynolds so damn hot! I predict this not being a FOREVER union...that's okay he can kiss a few frogs before he finds ME!

And then there is a guy who plays a vampire....who I am completely obsssessed with and it is not who you might think!
4.) Alexander Skarsgard!!! Hotness!
He looks mighty fine in plaid! Hello Mr. Skarsgard...to you I will always be True!
Mrs. Eric Northman, I will be! Oh yes he will be mine!


After I wear out Kellan so he wants no one but me...then it will be ur privilege and my honor...

But supposedly he's dating a certain co-star of his...a queen even...
His co-star Evan Rachel Wood that plays Sophie-Anne LeClerq is rumored to be dating this fine speciman of maleness...No!

I like her okay, I think she's a decent actress...but she dated MARILYN MANSON FOR LIKE MONTHS!!!!

IS THERE ANYONE WORSE....nope!!!!

I do not think she is deserving of him...sorry Evan...it's the truth! The past does matter.

Dear John Mayer: 1st of all...
you bug me...you are annoying and sorta cute but not that hot...
then you went and did something really stupid

You made a bet with the most ruthless tabloid media service ever...TMZ and said they couldn't find a record of the only time you have been arrested.

Guess what? YOU WERE WRONG!

They found it alright and they printed it!

At least the money ($25,000) went to charity...DO YOU REALLY DOUBT THE POWER OF THE PAPARAZZI WHEN THERE IS A GOOD STORY IN IT??? DUMBASS!

According to Us Weekly:
Spencer-the-Pratt: got a 1490 on his SAT's and majored in political science at the University of Southern California..
Political Science...hmmm...I always knew you were slimey! Now we know why!
btw disclaimer: apparently this extremely high score comes from him as a source...really...him brag? who'd a guessed? I'M SHOCKED! NOT!

I guess you really do put the "smart" in smart-ass huh?
GET ON MY ROCKET! I HATE YOU AND YOUR SKANK WIFE!

Apparently if you want a computer virus...download a picture of Jessica Biel
Dear Justin Timberlake: apparently this girl is full of viruses don't catch any. Dump her I'll message you my phone number on Twitter....*wink* love ya!

Don't kill me please but....I have a confession to make *winces* *prepares for onslaught*

As of yet, Miley Cyrus has done some stupid shizz...but...nothing skankified enough for me to hate her...yet!

For now I like her okay...and her songs are sorta cool not good but you know bearable...

AM I STILL ALIVE?

Okay, with that confession off my chest...phew...more BLOGGING!

Dear Hollywood: I said it once and I'll say it again: It is not your responsible for singlehandedly carrying on the human race...enough with the BABIES! Damn!

Let me take a second right now to say good bye to a damn awesome show that will not be on again till most likely summer 2010...not quite sure

Goodbye...TRUE BLOOD!
Trust me when I say YOU WILL BE MISSED!

I am so buying this T-shirt


and don't tell but Taylor Lautner is kinda "doing it" for me lately...no pic he's too young and I get pissed at myself!


Here are two of the skeeziest peeps in Hollyweird right now!

That's sad especially when you have this kinda competition:

Srsly, Leeann and Eddie when u make this ho look classy...that's just pathetic!

Dear Dean Sheremet: (Leeann Rime's husband) you are gay, we all know it. Just admit it, divorce the bitch and come out with your new hot boyfriend you acquired with all the money you get in the divorce....it's just a matter of time!

HERE'S NEWS:
85 Percent of readers of Us Weekly Magazine Don't Believe Demi Moore has never had plastic surgery!
ONLY 85 PERCENT! What is wrong with the rest of you...oh you must be the same people that believe this...

Dude, this is getting ridiculous...this is why the title of my blog is what it is...
It says that Summit is telling Rob that he needs to keep a low profile for all of us Twilight fans to believe that Bella could love Jacob too in order to buy the storyline to New Moon and Eclipse...ummm...what?
First of all, last time we checked, they are NOT engaged...

Second,
Why would marrying Kristen ruin his Twilight future? He's shooting the 3rd movie. The fourth is coming soon and no one can...without loosing millions of fans...drop him from the 4th installment or Kristen, so nothing he does is going to ruin his career or at least his career in the Twilight Saga franchise...as for the rest..who knows

Third,
We get it they are very much in love, but engaged? Srsly? Are you freaking kidding me...please God...I implore you..beg you even, stop this insanity, do not let there be a 3rd installment of this OK! engagement crap! I'm so OVER IT!!

THIS IS SCANNED FROM MY COPY THAT CAME IN THE MAIL
AND CAN YOU SAY EPIC FAIL?????
Just sayin'
Geez!

Love,
Julz, Queen of Randomness

That's my opinion, oughta be urs if it ain't I don't care!

WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS CRAP! I need to find me a man...so I need to get on a Hollywood set! STAT!

K, so I got some stuff on my mind...here goes...

Dear Gossip Mags: This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Who those "insiders" are that are giving you this huge glob of cow manewer for a story is delusional...

Srsly, call the men in the white coats..to the looney bin for the so-called sources and the writers of this total crap!

Later on in the article, it says, maybe and nothing is confirmed...uhhh...ya think?

I'm not mad about this cause I care if Rob and Kstew want to get married...I really could care less...one thing that does bug me
I have a degree in journalism!

*facepalm*
I'm shaking my head in shame at the horrible level that journalism has sunk to these days I mean really! Whatever happened to truth in journalism, oh wait, that died with Walter Cronkite!

See, here's the thing:

1.) This picture is a manip (photoshopped)
2.) I'm in my late 20's and even if I met "Mr. Right" tomorrow or tonight, somehow, I would not be READY to get married. Not to mention Kstew is all of 19 and Rob is what 23? Has anyone heard of dating...hello...see Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron...duhspice!
3.) why do you have to get married at all? They are supposedly living in sin anyway, so why go to all the trouble?

THIS IS JUST STUPID!
If they are "officially dating" which hasn't been announced and now they have jumped to Engaged? HUH? Didn't we skip a step...or 5?


IN OTHER "REAL" NEWS:

So, the new Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper movie All About Steve came out this labor day weekend...and it was an EPIC FAIL!
This just proves that putting Sandra Bullock and a hot very "now" celeb guy in a movie does not an automatic hit make...sorry Sandy

Just because the following are in a movie does not make it a huge success:
1.) Sandra Bullock-from the insanely funny and clever movie The Proposal

2.) The haircut straight off of Kstew's head (can anyone say grown out mullet?)

3.) The "red boots" from Footloose

4.) Bradley Cooper from the insanely popular and clever and funny movie The Hangover and just hotspice to the extreme!

5.) Together with the dude who played Lowell on Wings in the 90s.

All 5 of these things apparently makes a mvoie that got beat by like the 16th Final Destination movie! SAD!

Dear Nikki Reed: Still with that Paris Latsis guy? Dude! Why?
Just sayin'
Kthanxbye!

Dear Demi Moore: I think you are hilarious!
To say that you haven't had any work done..and look like you do at 45? I don't think so! There is no way all of that is purely genetics or luck! Srsly? I highly doubt it and so does everyone else oh mighty QUEEN OF THE COUGARS!

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got engaged!
Does this mean we have to deal with Bill saying Sookeh! more! I'm so ready for Sookee and Eric...hello hotness...
My lover...
(I so wish)
Dude...let me in the bath with u!

So, Canadian hottie, Hayden "Darth Vader" Christensen, popped the big question to his longtime gal-pal Rachel Bilson! SNOOZE!
zzzzzzzzzzzz...boring! although...bummer...he's hotness

Looks like I need to get on a movie set...apparently that's where you find the "marrying kind" of guy

Examples:
1.)Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner -that superhero movie he did
2.) Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer- True Blood
3.) Julia Roberts and her cameraman husband
4.) if you believe what you read...Robsten
5.) Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen
6.)Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
and the list goes on and on...I need to shoot a TVshow/movie to find me a man!

Dear Cam Gigandet: Another vampire movie, srsly? what the forks?
So apparently, he's making a vampire movie called PRIEST which stars Paul Bettany as well...husband to Jennifer Connelly who met on a movie set add them to list above.
Hello hotness!
Why did James have to die again? Why don't you just agree not to hurt Bella and you can be in the movie again...kthanxbye! *sigh* you will be missed in New Moon. Methinks the celebmanmeat blog will be featuring your hotspiceness soon! Hmm...yup!

Dear Hollywood: Did someone tell you, that you and you alone had to repopulate our species..what's with all the babies???? SRSLY? It's like babies are the new "it" accessory! Like the teacup chihuahua used to be....


OMG! Next thing you know Paris Hilton will be procreating..and it really will be the END OF THE WORLD...do not...I REPEAT.....DO NOT... pass on those skankified genes...yuckspice!
OMG! I just found out that she is in the Guiness Book of World Records as "The Most Overrated Celebrity" hahahahahaha....so true! There is some Truth in journalism!

This just in...in the DUH! news of the decade:
Michael Jackson was killed by drugs...it's now OFFICIAL...was there ever any doubt? SRSLY?

HERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY:
Apparently, like every other girl in the world, Vanessa Hudgens, one-half of HSM's dream team, has a little crush on RPattz....well duh! She has eyes!

K, here's the story!
Apparently Vanessa, is using friends Ashley Green and Nikki Reed to get closer to Rpattz and his hotness! For once, I have to say...you go girl!

I would if I could!
Does anyone blame her, I mean really?
Da man is hotspice! She just seeing it like it is!

He's dark and brooding and arty and musical and edgy as opposed to her all-American boyfriend! Duh! For once, Vanessa I don't hate you, just for this week, kthanxbye!

And there is nothing else interesting to report...so umm..I'm still reeling over the bogus engagement news...

Edward and Bella get engaged...not Rpattz and Kstew!

GET A CLUE

P.S. I didn't buy this craptacular article off the newstand...(i have a subscription...shut up! Don't judge!)

I'm trying (crossing fingers) to get the kellebelle addicted to the hotness that is Supernatural!
I hope she does get addicted cause she is so fun to watch cringe-worthy stuff with!!!

Hello, hotness=Sam and especially Dean!

She's almost hooked...a few more episodes and she will be an addict (please God!)

okay now I'm out!
K, that's my opinion oughta be urs!

Love Julz
Queen of Randomness!

What Do You Write About When There is Nothing to Write About?

K peeps, Julz Queen of Randomness here, new TV season coming up and what is my fav thing in the whole wide of this worldy?

TV yes, you are correct!

Let the Ramdomness commence!

Does anyone remember A Different World from the early 90s..if not...shut up you are too young!
RANDOMSPICE!

Here's the cast, it's sorta a spin-off of The Cosby Show...

Anyhoo, my point in this randomspiceness is good....

This dude is gonna be a Father to a Junior in college in the ABCFam mega-hit Greek!
Dwayne Wayne...ain't nobody gonna have a baby this beautiful with you!

He will play Dad to Greek's beautiful Ashley here's a pic:
YEP! NOPE! ain't gonna happen! Who you tryin to kid ABCFam aka Disney?

For those of you who are judging! Shut up! He who has never watched a bad tv show cast the first remote!

Although, Greek is frickin good if you would give it a chance...

It stars....
the daughter of this guy recognize him?
Hello, he only played Dr. Frasier Crane on CHEERS and then on his own spin-off show FRASIER!

he also is responsible for this awesomespice show:
MEDIUM
which got cancelled by NBC but then immediately bought by CBS..phew! Thank God! I love this freakin show! If you ain't watching you ain't livin' hehe just kidding!
Love it though,

Okay back to the point, so Greek on ABCFam stars the daughter of above 90s sitcom staple...
Spencer Grammer=coolspice!

Then there is this show that for some reason got renewed...
oh wait...I know the reason
This is the reason...
Jennie Garth is awesomespice..I mean dude her taste in men alone makes her badassspice!

*muah* love you PFach!

except for 1 lil thing...

Why you stop following the kellebelle???

What the Forks PFach?? That be's suckspice!

and the new and UNFORTUNATELY last season of possibly the best TV show on TV.....duhspice!

Supernatural is the hottestspice show on the air right now...
Hello, the Winchester brothers kings of hotness!
Who will play Lucifer, that is the question?

How are we gonna get our New Moon fix may you ask in these Houdini months of David Slade ruledom? While they shoot Eclipse.

ENTER...
MTV Video Awards where they will reveal a special double length New Moon trailer, prolly the two out there combined. I have learned not to get my hopes up when it comes to Summit...at least we will finally get some new pics of RPattz and TLau...

They will also figure out a way to let Twilight win EVERYTHING again!

I'm so not complainin'

umm...one thing....

Why the effspice is this loser hosting? I hate him, he's on my rocket fo shizzle!
He is yuckspice!
Ahhh! It hurts my eyes, make it go away!!! Ahhhh!!!

I'd rather see Will Ferrel in a thong than him....gah!

Okay, so I wish this bitch would, I don't know I can't say die I don't wish that on anyone but umm...die off TV or something...god I HATE her she is like nails on a chalkboard to me
Bitch get yo husband and get on my rocket leaving immediately...you know she will worm her way onto the MTV Video Awards somehow...she always does

It just proves that the Twilight Saga is so popular we Twi-hards will just about watch or do anything to get a glimpse of our RPattz, KStew, and TLau
I mean for me to watch the two above that means I must truly love Twilight!

*sigh*

and then with every begginning comes an end...for this one...a tragic and sorely missed end...

Goodbye True Blood
but more importantly....goodbye Eric Northman

NO!!! You will be missed!
Eric Northman I love you!

You know who else from True Blood that had a WAY TOO SHORT RUN that I love?
Godric!
Can they come up with some plot twist where you come back to life? That would be awesomespice...I cried when you died..I cried the ugly cry!

then of course the CW continues our Vamp obsession and hot man obsession with
the Vampire Diaries
Hello...Ian Somerhalder and that other dude of hotness...vamps and hot guys and high school...oh my!

then there is a show that should not ever have been resurrected...

Melrose frickin Place! Lamespice!
I thought it was (a kellebelle word) suckspice the first time around...gah!


and now Ashlee Simpson Wentz is in it? I may watch it for the 1st episode like someone watches a train wreck u just can't look away!

Okay, in news that is easy on my lovely eyes...

I love this man!
He is MY Monkey man!
I am totally obsessed! I don't care who knows it! I ain't ashamed! I just have good taste what can I say?
hot-to-the-spice
and again...

hawt
That's all...

Dear Kellan: You star in all my dirty dreams...I'm with RobsButtonsBabe...can I call the Make A Wish Foundation? My wish would be me + Kellan and one night between the sheets!

Nowspice!

IN OTHER RANDOMNESS:
Baby factory

and she's not even fat when she's preggers..wtf? I hate you cause you're beautiful!

BITCH

anyhoo

This hottie will be on TV this season....in the new show Flash Forward!
whoever thought...hmmm..haven't seen Joseph Fiennes in a while where he been let's give him a TV show =MEGA-GENIUS!!!! i love you! for realz!
can't wait for the return of
House is cool-to-the-spice!

Okay, I'm out...love yahs

Randomspice!

Queen of Randomness....still reigning supreme OBVIOUSLY!

Julz....