HELL FROZE OVER..DAY 2 THE WOLVES DESCEND!

This day will go down in Twi-tour history as the day of the wolves!

Wolf-mania overtook us as we waited patiently (Kellebelle) not me as I have zero patience to see us some hot wolves....

Rawr!

Driving across ice is not easy and it's not fun! I was tempted to skip this day! Nori was NOT going to let that happen!

So after chipping the 5 or 6 inches of ice that was in the shape of my car away...away we went! NOT!!

I was stuck! I couldn't get the car to go forward!!! My poor car just wasn't having it

So I got out and pushed and that didn't work as it's an SUV and I'm not that heavy...

Anyhoo, Nori the genius that she is was like try reversing...and voila it worked as I maneuvered around the neighbors' mailboxes we were on our way across the frozen tundra also known as Nashville!

RANDOM INTERRUPTIVE RANT:

This is MY blog, therefore, my opinions! Someone who shall remain nameless said that opinions are like a**holes everyone has one...
This is a true story, but this is my blog and if you don't like it, don't read it. It's that simple! So I will call Kellan Lutz a flake if I want to it's MY BLOG!

RANT OVER

On to business: We missed the screening of Twilight...like we hadn't seen it 10,000 times....so to say the least upset we were not!

I got a new wireless, scanner, printer thingie so I can finally show you my most (as of this moment) prized possessions

Day 1 was Gil and Peter
Here is the picture that I took with Peter that day! He is so just! There are no words!! He is just an amazing guy! *swoon* He's a dreamboat for sure

Day 2 Day of the Wolves:

So Papa wolf (Gil) was back again to entertain us with his sparkling personality. The man if just down right funny as hell!

Then due to some schedule changes the wolves were delayed and we were petrified! We had had one star cancel on us how many more were going to not come?

THANK THE GOOD LORD, NO MORE CANCELLATIONS

There is that hot blonde chick again with Embry to her right and Bronson to her left, yeah I think that's right (bronson's in stripes)

Those of you who are not Twi-hards may know them better as Embry and Jared

Okay, there must have been some Redbulls on the plane because Bronson was like the energizer bunny! And we were not complaining! He was so fun!

Here is proof!

If you are wondering why the picture is blurry, it's because he wouldn't be still long enough to take one...lol which is part of why we love you! Nori kept asking how old he was and I think the kellebelle said 20 so yeah he's legal *drool*


Something about the lights, or maybe my camera? Idk? anyway it made their eyes all silver...here is Bronson sitting for just a sec to snap this pic!

HOLLA!

I know what you are thinking! It looks like that famous statue called the thinker! Yep it does but you know, not a statue and so much HOTTER!!!

HOTSPICENESS!

Of course this day brought the fan girls! To be discussed later!

Seems, Kelley, Nori and I all had our "money shots" of one of the celebs mine happened to be Bronson! Here he is inches away and at one point he turned around and I had to lean away not to make contact with his cute butt! No kidding literally!

I KNOW BUT DON'T BE HATEIN~

Well Bronson hop, skipped, and jumped his way through his hour and out came his good buddy, dude in glasses and hat. We were all like who is that?

Oh right, it's Kiowa! Huh? Glasses? Isn't that Quil?

Anyway, not that I can hate on anyone who wears glasses as I am blind as a bat without mine as well...Kiowa not sure....anyway...the poor guy just got off a 6 hour flight from L.A. had a cold and looked like he was just miserable and here were some of the questions from those fangirls we all know and hate....

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

OMG!!! You have to be kidding me! What a stupid dumb question. I was embarrassed for all of Nashville.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

this is what I call pulling a Rob...running his fingers through his hair poor guy he was so sick....but he showed up for us! We love you Kiowa!

Anyway, despite the dumb questions he was jsut as nice as he can be and we finally got our Embry moments and we were running with the wolves...

Again, I apologize for the poor picture quality, this is why I am not a photographer..

There is the Kiowa we all know and love and his toothbrush is the electric kind so if you have one like his you are coolspice! NOT!
YES, HE AND BRONSON HAVE A GF, NO YOU ARE NOT HER so shut up!

This was not the end of the day.....oh no! Tonight was the Vampire Ball!

Could we go back to our room and change? NOPE!!

But in true Norified fashion...Kelley and Nori decided to look fabulous anyway!

Me on the other hand? Yeah I was like I'm going in my Jeans!

Nori and Kelley aren't you FABULOUS!! YES YOU ARE!!

Show off those cute outfits! Pretty nice for dressing in a bathroom stall!

You go girls!

Me= party pooper

There is me and Nori me in the same thing I had worn all day I was so exhausted i could barely move and then there is Nori the makeup of course perfect! Ugh! She sucks! Photogenic is not in my vocabulary apparently

Fun centerpieces made by peeps more creative than us and Michael Welch channeling Kevin Bacon in footloose and singing very badly to some awesome songs....but he was so coolspice...could we get pics? You tell me:
Nope! FAIL! NO PICS OF MICHAEL AND HIS HOT DANCIN SKILLS! THE MAN CAN CUT A RUG FOR SURE!

He was on Day 3...TO BE CONTINUED.....

Hell Literally Froze Over and I Still Went to Twitour Day1

MAY 18TH, 2017


UPDATE BABY YEARS AND MATURITY LATER.

TWILIGHT IS OVER AND THE "WOLF GUYS" NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN. TAYLOR LAUTNER HAS TROUBLE GETTING JOBS AND RPATTZ IS WITH SOME CHICK CALLED FKA. TWIGS......THERE WAS A FLOOD IN NASHVILLE. I'M 36 AND 100 POUNDS FATTER THAN IN THE PREVIOUS PICS.

Okay, here's the sitch:

January, 29 through 31st tested my twi-obsession....to the limit

The kellebelle (@kellebelle1981 @NoriFB and I have been and were saving up money for twitour to meet Kellan Lutz and Peter Facinelli among others to be discussed later!

I LIVE IN THE SOUTH PEOPLE....WE GET WINTER FOR ABOUT ONE WEEK A YEAR!

Not this particular year though!

This year Mother Nature thought she would try to keep us from twitour with ice over the roads and 6 inches of snow....

SIDE NOTE: I realize to those up North this is a measley amount...see here's the thing.

You guys have I don't know...um...tools to handle this with whereas we here in the South don't

have...like..any!

Salt, yeah what about it? It tastes good on food. Oh you can put it on roads and melt the ice? Oh really? We didn't get the memo!

So, every day I had to scrape the inches of ice off my windshield so I could see and brave roads that if required to stop, brakes wouldn't work. I had waited too long and paid way too much money to NOT go.

So hi ho hi ho over the ice we go to twitour.

Here's the Kellebelle! Which way girl? I dub thee queen of the dorks in your twilight Burger King Crown.

Kellan, the flake, Lutz had cancelled due to some movie he was shooting which seems wierd since I saw pictures of him skiing that weekend...hmmm...guess a ski trip is more important that the 1000 plus fans who paid to see you. Oh well! REPLACEMENTS were on their way!

Then the BFF's showed me up by both wearing said dorky crowns. Damn you! That's okay! I will pass this time! ;)

Here's the three of us just before Gil took the stage! Look at the Kellebelle and her lefty camera holding skills!!

The first person we got the extreme pleasure to meet was Gil Birmingham!

The man 1st of all looks 10 years younger than Billy Black in person and 2nd was a frickin hoot and could make a joke out of even the dumbest question.

Here is Gil entering the stage and showing us he looks very good without a wheelchair!

Holla Gil!

The seats were numbered alphabetically and we were only in row F but because I have a crappy camera without an insane zoom, trial and error blur...this is about as close as I could get.

This is a picture of Gil from the screens that were on the sides of the stage. He doesn't look like Billy Black here!

I think he was answering a question about putting spinners on his wheelchair for Breaking Dawn.

Gil was fun, but we were waiting for Daddy Cullen aka PFach He of the 1 and half million twitter minions.

We knew he had landed thanks to said twitter!

Before I post pics I just have to say! Jennie Garth you are one lucky woman I hope you know what you got!

Hotness! Um...nice scarf *wink*

Let's get real...everything is nice on this man! You go PFach!

I don't remember what he was talking about here but he was entertaining and soooo nice.

So, far the men of Twilight had not disappointed.

A picture of the screen while Peter was answering questions....what a nice man *sigh*

With a man as busy as him, I think coffee is most likely his only reason he is walking around. He truly loves his fans and it showed! What a nice, sweet, good looking guy. They don't make em better than that.

Did I mention PFach is the bombdotcom! Here is Peter signing and personalizing our Eclipse books.

We had just has our photos taken with him. Seriously, the nicest guy like...ever!

The man is just nice and good-looking! He is the whole package and another reason to love Twilight! Here is the Kellebelle and me and the sweet Peter!

Nori looking especially pretty right before Peter signed her book!

Can you say dreamy? Dammit why is he married!

The culmination of a very good day! Peter took a whole page and you know what? Not one of us was complaining! WE LOVE YOU PETER! THERE IS A REASON YOU HAVE OVER 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS AND FANS!

And so ended, Day 1 of Twitour and on our adventure across frozen Hell aka Nashville back home in the ice where for a little while I was queen of the interstate! I was the only one on it for miles driving on the ice and snow. I had to get my two best friends home safe, but nothing was going to keep us away even another layer of ice the next day

STAY TUNED FOR THE DAY OF THE WOLVES!