Sunday, May 31, 2009

I wish I was a Vampire because Vampires Don't have Allergies

As I sit here with my head hurting and my nose itching where it makes me want to tear it off my head.  Oh my god!  I am so sick of allergies.  Kelley likes to blame this phenomenon on Nashville, but I don't think it's all Nashville's fault.  Now don't get me wrong Nashville is partly to blame, but all my life I had trouble breathing through my news due to a deviated septum.  For real though, I didn't just say that to fix my nose, or the look of it but I legitimately needed this surgery.  The minute I could breathe, all my history of no allergies ended and a new reality of sneezing and watery eyes and an itchy nose and sinus headaches emerged!  Lucky me! I hate this it sucks and is lamespice to the extreme. ALLERGIES GO AWAY DAMN YOU!

Saturday, May 23, 2009


I don't think it's just me, but that poster, the official new moon poster is lame! They could have done something a little better than that. I mean it doesn't even have a tagline wtf? Lamespice Summit....for that we deserve a moved up release date!

Dear Summit...that "official new moon poster" sucks!
Ummm....hi! use this one instead!!!!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Sadly I sit watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire because with every day that goes by my supply of Twicrack is running dangerously low and due to the fact this is such a strong addiction I had to get some kind of fix so I went and bought Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire for the mere fact that one I love all the Harry Potter series and two who else is in it as Cedric Diggory, but could it be RPattz with bad eyebrow.  mais oui!  It's a little bit of a fix but not a totally satisfying one.
Sadly, my stockpile of Twicrack is dwindling.  
Give us some kind of fix, like a trailer or teaser or something? I miss the characters and there is only so many times you can watch or read Twilight before you need the next part of the story.  I need a fix. Stephenie Meyer...finish Midnight Sun!


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Constantly thinking about Twilight and New Moon

Today's daily obsession has to do with OCD.  When I get an idea in my head it really never leaves completely.  The idea going through my head right now is about Twilight and true love.  Why does Bella get to have her true love at 17 and I have never met anyone I remotely loved.  What makes Bella so dang special.  Not only does she find her true love but she gets the most amazing guy possible.  A GOOD immortal extremely smart and talented, who loves her more than anyone on the planet, and wants to wait to have sex until marriage.  Talk about winning the lottery.  I can't find a guy who will even take me to dinner, but Edward not only pays for everything, opens every door, transports her wherever she needs to go, and is constantly fighting to protect her from every evil she draws toward her like moth to a flame.  I cannot get a guy who will even open the car door.  I mean I'm not asking for eternal life, or sparkling in the sun.  Is it too much to ask to get a guy that loves me for everything I am and is courteous.  I'm done ranting....for now

When you are thinking of One movie and watching another

While sitting earlier this evening around 10 o'clock. I'm watching X-men origins and all I can think about is, man, I wish I were home watching Twilight, or I wish this was New Moon. Not that X-men wasn't awesome it's just every once in a while I have to have my Twifix or I start jonesin. X-men was good, Terminator, Salvation will be better, but I can't wait until November 20, when Edward (RPatz) will finally be back in my life and feeding my addiction once again. He and this series are like my own personal brand of heroine. I want to find my Edward and I mean soon! To quote another of my favorite movies, Charlotte York in Sex in the City, "I've been dating since I was fifteen, Where is he!?" Do I have to get hit by a cab, married to a guy who is impotent, divorced and marry my divorce lawyer until I can have my Breaking Dawn ending? Dangit, patience is not my virtue. Sorry I just combined Sex and the City and Twilight's plots, but it just popped into my head and seemed like a good comparison. Mr. Big, Edward, whatever form he comes in bring me my true love!

UPDATE 05/18/2017 :  I no longer care about Robert Pattinson, no one really does, I am not longer addicted to Twilight but instead that obsession has been replaced with Supernatural still on the air. Season 12 finale tonight.  Season 13 already on the schedule. Been to 3 SPN cons had a blast at all of them.