Thursday, October 29, 2009

So Close to Rpattz We Can Smell His Cologne! We will meet RPattz!! Up Close and Personal!

I think it is in mine and Kelley's (aka @kellebelle1981)'s destiny to one day meet Rob Pattinson:

Reasons that I think this are as follows:

So, kellebelle was just sittin at work, with the ankle-biters and chit-chattin most likely during nap-time because you know that kellbelle is a hard worker darn it!

and as she was chit-chatting she was having a GOOD ATTITUDE about a favorite subject of ours.

Can you guess??? Nope, not Jensen Ackles! Good guess though!

Ummm...holy random story interruption Batman! There's a Supernatural magazine? WHAT! Where do I get a subscription...need one STAT!

This is from Supernatural magazine #12 holy crap! there are 11 more of these????!!!

Where the hell-spice do I get one?
Me and kellebelle have been doing an experiment to see how many words we can put spice behind.


So, the kellebelle's just a chit-chattin with the co-worker and they are talking and something happened and the kellebelle's co-worker started talking about one of her best friends....

So, this best friend of the co-worker went to a concert here in Nashvegas featuring one best friend of this little boy below

Hey Patty! This here is Robbie the little cutie Pattinson he's so cute!

Then, he grew up to become one of our favorite vampires!
Hello there Edward Cullen...I mean RPattz...I mean hawtness!

Well, little boy Patty he was friends with this other guy named Sammy
Famous boy-hood BFFs

So little Sammy lived next door to little Patty and they were friends...and still are

K, on that note back to the story
See Sam has a band you see and although Patty is extremely musically talented, he went on to audition for this tiny little movie called Twilight...and then all hell broke loose!

Every girl in the world fell in love with Edward Cullen and his world, okay not every girl, but the ones with eyes.

So, Sam and Patty are friends to this day...

Well, Sam came to play a "gig" or whatevs in Nashvegas at this bar/dive called 12th and Porter...who holds a lot of musical talent for such a small (yet insanely popular) place...

So the kellebelle is chit-chatting to co-worker about her best friend (coworker's best friend)

Co-worker's best friend went to Sam's concert at 12th an Porter, not knowing who in the sam to the hill Sam Bradley was...she was to find out not too much later that night!!

So, co-worker of kellbelle's BFF must be gorgeous, cause natch in true fairy-tale style Sam met her after the show and asked for her number and of course they are dating...

So, Co-worker went to dinner to meet the boyfriend, you know and give him the whole you hurt her I'll kill you speech and yada yada...well Sammy gets a phone call at said dinner...


Well, they are at dinner just a eatin and chit-chatting...and Patty calls up Sammy and Sam says, "Oh, it's just Rob, I'll call him back later." then hits IGNORE!!!

So, the kellebelle is telling me this story and right about mouth is hanging open so wide you could drive a Buick in it! I'm like he did what! See there are some men in this world, *glares at men who aren't this way* who are polite and don't answer their cell phones while at dinner with their girlfriend and her best friend! And Sam is one of these men!

I mean he IGNORED a phone call from a man who a million girls would tear out every tooth in their head to have! Dude, must be nice!

So, Kellebelle's co-worker tells her if she wants to meet Sam when he comes back into town (Nashvegas) they can go to dinner or something...

Dear Kellebelle: I am going with you if said meeting ever have no other choice...kthanxbye!

So, meet Sam, suppress my inner fan girl with every iota of will power I possess and maybe one day Rpattz himself!

Okay, folks that's not all!

There are other connections to Rpattz that keep cropping up since then

So there is this little, tiny, no one really cares movie coming out on November 2oth, called New Moon!!

This is the picture of the wildly unpopular soundtrack that has sold millions of copies after being out for about a second!!!

On this soundtrack is a band called OK-NO who sing the song that will be featured in the little movie called Shooting the Moon...

So, the kellebelle's parents are die hard Notre Dame University football fans...and they try to go to at least one game a year. Well that time came just a couple weeks ago...

So, Kellebelle's Mom is at the game and by some circumstance meets this band!!!

As the kellebelle said to me when I said, so?

Dude, they are on the NM soundtrack they have met the cast of New Moon...and we are now just inches..okay maybe feet away from meeting the man himself!!

And when this drop-dead gorgeous man comes to Nashville next January..and you can bet your beautiful behind! I'm gonna be there!
I'm going to meet Kellan in January and it WILL BE true love and we will be getting married and I'm pretty sure that Rob will be in the there you go's inevitable..the kellebelle and I are going to meet Rpattz one day and we are going to be BFF's but I promise I WON'T IGNORE his phone calls...I don't do that to my BFF's, well most of the time!

So there you have it folks, mine and the kellebelle's story! Go read her bad attitude will laugh and you will follow and of course you will follow me! Or I will sic Taylor Lautner on you! GROWL!! Alley-oop, you guys got any food?

Do it! Now! For Kellebelle's blog click the button --------> over there somewhere---->

*the above stories are completely true and will happen if have not already (kellan marry me) *ahem*....

that's all

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

29 Days Until the Big Day!


According to the latest official New Moon Movie's officially 30 days until the big day! Thank god! It needs to hurry up and get here.

Since, I took a little trip across was so far I had to pack a bag...just kidding...

I bought like every thing New Moon related they offer at Hot Topic..

For example:
I bought
1.) The New Moon Movie Soundtrack
So, I thought, this is going to be lamespice! There is no way it can top the Twilight soundtrack...well I was extremely WRONG!
It's awesomespice!

2.) New Moon Movie skin for Generation 4 IPod
the skin which is really just a big sticker that you have to be meticulous like me to put on perfectly and even then it wasn't perfect..that's going to drive me nuts!
Above is for those short fat Ipods...I have the skinny mini ipod nano, so Natch I bought that one

3.) Pocket Jacob
Taylor Lautner he is not!
after much ceremony and protesting from my pocket edward and the silent treatment for 3 days from my pocket Bella they agreed to finally let him out.

Then, in true Bella and Jacob fashion they reenacted the official New Moon picture on the CD and Movie Poster...

So, that and to see the following movie:
That movie was awesomespice! Wanna know why? Well, I'm gonna tell you!
It's freakin hilarious!! It is not scary! There was many groddy parts but scary it was not! Funny it was was!

I have one problem...I do not like to wear people's faces on shirts. I will not be buying a New Moon Movie picture of Edward and Jacob on my chest.

Last weekend, sadly it's been that long since I tweeted
I saw this movie (I see lots of movies)

It was funnyspice and for once Vince Vaughn didn't bug the crap out of me!

So there was this weird ball of light in the sky today and there was no water falling from the sky. I woke up asking...where the hell am I?

Then, I went outside with my jacket on because, you know, it's been cold and shizz...well all of a sudden we do have the season of fall.

This is a ball of light called the Sun...until today I was starting to believe that this particular word was made up and that it was something that shown only in other cities...Not Nashville.
Dear People of Seattle, Do you wanna compete with how much it rains here? I bet we would win.

So the Farmer's Almanac says more rain until and thru Dec. then the weather will drop and then rain turns into snow, sleet and ice....

Since the drivers in Nashville, are horrible- true story
Let's put on our thinking caps and's gonna get crazy crazy crazy!

On to more Celeb stuff:
Apparently (according to the most B.S. magazine ever aka Ok!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are shacking up while shooting Eclipse in Vancouver in a penthouse overlooking downtown.

So yeah, I believe that for like I dunno...NOT!

So this Taylor is dating this Taylor
Taylor Lautner
This Taylor as in Swift of Country Music Superstardom

You know what...I say good for them. If it has to be someone in Hollywood that takes our beloved wolf off the market why not make it Taylor Swift.

Apparently, according to one of those B.S. magazines. Their romance flamed up again at the MTV VMA's and he was livid and angry at Kanye West for his oh so rude interruption...

So, our beloved Kstew has one proud Papa..
In a quote in Us Weekly Magazine
Ummm..quick question is it me or are she and Rob dressing more and more alike these days? Next thing u know Kstew will have a beenie hat and we will all have to cover our eyes in embarrassment.

Dear Kstew: Don't go there....kthanxbye!

Anyhoo, back to Kristen's proud Papa!
She says, "My dad is ridiculous. He's like embarrassingly proud. He really goes overboard, like walking around with magazines and s--t." On her parents enjoying her fame.

Dear Me: Stay the hell out of Hot Topic u spend way too much money in there.

Did I already say how I wouldn't wear someone's face on my chest as in having my Edward or Jacob T-shirt. Well I won't it's just weird.

Dear Neca, the company who makes the Twilight action figures: What part of the complaints with the last pocket Edward did u not get? Like Edward got all fat all of a sudden....see below: that Angel? That does not look like Edward...wth? The last PE looked more like Edward...this is just getting out of hand
and they didn't even listen to 1 of our problems with the last Pocket Pals
1.) His legs still don't bend
2.) He's still clumsy and can barely stand up
3.) Pocket Jacob, has horrible shoes on his feet that make him all uneven and hard to make stand and he moves less than Pocket Edward the prior.
4.) He still can't sit or bend at the waist
5.) Pocket Alice looks nothing like Alice
6.) Jacob sort of looks like Jacob...only Sorta,
7.) What genius decided to put a tank top on Pocket Bella? I mean seriously? She lives in Forks, Washington, not L.A. when would we ever see Bella in a tank top
8.) Umm..see above for how Edward is all stocky
9.) Bella is still NOT pretty...I mean Kstew ain't no beauty queen but she is attractive and they tend to make her action figures as ugly as possible.
10.) Alice is supposed to be miss fashionista..why is she dressed like a goth chick?

So there are 10 reasons why you shouldn't buy the Pocket Pals from New Moon, but u know what? I still bought Jacob. I needed Jacob to compete the collection. I will prolly buy all of them if they come out, I can't follow my own advice, so don't follow my example do as I say not as I do.

New Moon Movie Companion
Have I bought it yet? No!
Will I buy it...most likely

See until the movie comes out I will need every little sneak peek I can get..

I've tried holding off and being strong...I gave up!
November 20th can't get her quick enough as far as I'm concerned...the last days are going to be the hardest as far as the waiting goes.

I won't be one of those Twi-hards standing at the movie at midnight on the 20th, I unfortunately have a job. I have to be there at 7:30 in the morning. I'll have to wait until after work...and stay off Twitter because I don't want anyone else's opinion until I form my until I see the movie I am boycotting all my fav blogs and Twitters

Dear TLau: Rpattz is famous now...are you ready for the fame you will have after New Moon. You think what is happening to Rob is crazy just wait little's gonna be crazy! We love u...that martial arts training may come in handy with those fangirls

Team Jacob is going to explode, have your bomb repellant equipment ready and keep up the cardio to run from the papparazzi and fangirls...good luck! I won't be one of them but I will live vicariously!

Love u, Kristen, Rob, and Taylor, continue doing what you do and we will continue to be loyal fans....
6 months is gonna feel like forever after New Moon I don't know how we waited this long!
So who's ready for the Eclipse movie countdown????
Me! (raises hand)

Okay New Moon needs to hurry the hell up and get here...

Queen of Randomness, Julz...this just happens to be Twilight random..but whatever...that's my opinion oughta be urs!


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Reasons I Live for THURSDAY!

Okay, you know how everyone says, Thank God it's Friday, well I say screw that!

Thank God for Thursday, here's why:


Guess who I get to see on Thursday?

Umm...hi Stefan or should I say HOTNESS!
On Thursdays, Vampire Diaries (not to be abbreviated to VD!) comes on at the same time as this man's show!

Hello...Angel...I mean David...I mean Seeley! I can't frickin keep up! Don't care as long as my eyes can feast on the hotness that is you and your "cocky" belt buckle...we bes happyspice!

So, let me take this moment to bow to the gods of technology who invented possibly my favorite thing ever that I CANNOT LIVE without!

My DVR machine-thingie...what's it called?

Okay, and we're back!

So, Vampire Diaries is comes on TV on Thursdays it truly is MUST SEE TV!

Hello, Stefan from Vampire Diaries! I will give you an entry for your diary that you will never forget! *wink*

That's right baby walk towards me...that's it!!!

Guys on the football team in high school DID NOT look this good! I woulda noticed! TRUST ME!! are not on screen enough...1 hour a week...scratch that! 45 minutes (damn commercials) once a week is not enough! We need a nightly dose!

Hey it's the dude from lost...what are you doin ear???

Oh yeah, you are on Vampire Diaries too! Hmm...even more reason to watch it!

P.S. It's pretty good too!

And while me and the kellebelle watch Vamp Diaries on comes Bones
With Agent Seeley Booth...aka...David "the hotness" Boreanaz! HOWDY!

He wears a "cocky" belt buckle! Can you blame him...hello....

Yeah and some girl is on it with him...we don't watch for her

And it's pretty good too if you can get past the disgusting corpses!



You are the hottest thing to come outta hell since.....HELL!
I think I would give anything to have you lookin at me like this!

We are so happy you are on TV we can't even smile wide enough
Oh you are on the right! oh yeah and that other guy is good lookin too but nothing compared to you!

I am praying that we meet and fall in love and you show me what it's like to be Touched by an Angel!

And since we are talking about Angels...

Dear God: I know lust is a sin but when you create angels this pretty can you blame us? Really?

Say hello to Castiel! Angel of the Lord!

I've been touched by an Angel and I liked it!
More please!

You gripped me tight...yeah ya did! That's what HE said!

Yes I am aware LUST is one of the 7 deadly sins!
Right now, kinda not caring! thing! I hate that damn coat! It's lamespice, but you can pull anything off! Off! That's a good word...clothes...take them off!

And *droolage* two for the price of one! Hotspice...and then there is Jared he plays Sam....whatever! Totes loving the Dean/Castiel hunting!

FYI: Castiel if you would like to lose your virginity! I'm right here....

Okay, if after all this you don't like Thursday, then you are blindspice!


Thursday is the best day of the week! It's confirmed!

Julz, Queen of Random....when it comes to random I reign Supreme!

Friday, October 2, 2009

More Randomness but So Fun! case you haven't noticed there is a new hot vampire in our eyecandy buffet!
But before we get to that:

First came Brad in Interview
Then came ANGEL in all his broody hotness!
As Buffy gave him his moment of "complete happiness" in the form of a apparently soul-stealing orgasm! Then he became evil but even HOTTER in his leather pants.
He may have entered in our lives when "School Hard" but he was EASY on the eyes!
Then, he graced us with his presence for every season of Buffy and then the last two of Angel??-- the Kellebelle's fav!

Then came the Cullens into my life like a bat out of hell!
Edward Cullen

Emmett Cullen....hotness!
Jasper the badass soldier Hale!

and then
True Blood!
Welcome to my rambling, random, crazy-at-times life! Enjoy! I know I will having you in it!!!

Paul Wesley in Vampire Diaries...this is one of the only pics of him shirtless I can find....HOT!

see this dude loves to write in his "vampire diary" hehe
I am hotter than that dude from Twilight
That's all

I don't know if that is so true but you are finespice!!


Enough with the about some regular ole human beings?
Regular and ole? nope! Not possible on my blog!

Hello, I'm Dean Winchester. I'm on a show called Supernatural and I am human. I am also a bad ass with an insanely amazing sense of humor. JuliePerk is obsessed with me. The End.


P.S. I am SOOOO much hotter than my brother!
Again...True story!

Dear Vampire Diaries Fans: Do not! I repeat DO NOT abbreviate Vampire Diaries to VD. It sounds like a sexually transmitted disease...just take the time to type vamp diaries...I mean come on don't be so LAZY!

Dear People who Only Know Vampires from Twilight:
Only Stephenie Meyer's vampires are venomous. This was used as a tool to help her plot keep Edward from doing the nasty with Bella due to her Mormon religious beliefs.

Other Vampires INCLUDING the ones in The Vampire Diaries are:
1.) not venomous and able to drink the blood of a human and have that human survive as long as they don't take too much blood.
2.) Burn in the sunlight unless (for vamp diaries) they have a "extra-special" ring.
3.) Except in Twilight you will not necessarily turn into a vampire from one bite!
4.) To become a vampire (other than in Twilight) u have to drink the blood of a vampire and then die and then you wake up again as the "undead"

Get it? Got it? Good!
Now don't be so damn stupid I mean did anyone watch Buffy??? It was on for 7 freakin years for cryin out loud!
And then there was Angel it was on for 5 years....dude...get a clue!

Yes Dean I love you!
Random Dirty Dancing song in a scene from Supernatural's new episode
Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Now that I can dance, dance, watch me work...Know the song? if not see the watermelon scene in Dirty Dancing!

Oh answer the song's question

Yes, Dean Winchester I love you whether you can dance or not!
Can you blame me?

There is a plethora of hotness on that show see below:
Sam...he's okay...then there's Dean *drool* Thud*

Okay one thing I have to bitch about on MY blog!

Why the Forks is Paris the skank bitch Hilton going to be on Supernatural? Did I halucinate this? I saw the preview for next week and this ho was in it. If she even touches Dean I will CUT A BITCH! I am ready for jail if that happens!
Bitch, touch Dean and I will KILL YOU!
This is not a's a fact...stay the forks away from Dean! OMG!

Queen of Randomness
Julz :)
That's my opinion oughta be yours!