Friday, July 31, 2009

Follow Me Thru Friday Gossip!

K, I know that someone, maybe Robsessed blog, talked about the Entertainment Weekly 20 greatest Vampires edition.

Let's Explore. Shall we?
WE SHALL!

I am so excited about this!
SHARK WEEK ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
It's so fun! It's also so scary, but good too!


REASONS I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COMICON!

I hope they have this at Blockbuster or on Netflix: (cause I bes po)

I wanna see that "elusive" 13th episode that was never aired.

K, Disclaimer! The following is word for word from Entertainment Weekly (my fav) magazine.

THE 13TH EPISODE ("EPITAPH ONE") OF 'DOLLHOUSE'

Once upon a time, Buffy
creator Joss Whedon dreamed up a new series for the kick-ass Eliza Dushku.
Have to admit, have a little bit of a girl crush on her, she's such a badass, no srsly.
I wanna meet her. Another reason I wanted to go to Comic-con, besides Twilight. One day I will go and I will meet my idol, above and you know I will meet Rob and he will fall in love with me and he will marry me.

Said creator then shot a futuristic stand-alone episode-featuring DR. HORRIBLE'S Felicia Day--that never saw the light of day. Until now, on the season 1 DVD set, that is. And the Whedonites smiled for they (finally) saw that it was good.
came directly from The Must List

Now back to me!
Two of my favorite people were also at Comic-con promoting the Sherlock Holmes movie coming out this Christmas. No really, on December 25th.

Here they are:
Rachel McAdams, of The Notebook fame who is dating the hotness that is this man:
(I already think she's coolspice, but then she dates this hotness, could she be cooler? Nope.)

Josh Lucas and his amazing eyes and smile. Who can forget the way he looked at Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama (one of my fav movies ever, btw)
k, do you know who she is starring with who was ALSO at COMIC-CON?
This guy, who I love:
I woulda loved to have met him! He is so snarky and funny (like me)
Hello, Detective Holmes! Sup? Robert Downey Jr.?

Also there was Jennifer Love Hewitt, who says she would do anything to be in one of the Twilight movies! Now that is what I'm talking about! You go ghost whisperer!
J-love you are coolspice! You love Twilight, extra points,

I just have one question for you is your eyesight okay? Do you need these:
because you are dating this guy:
Who called you the wifey on Twitter, wtf?
Jamie Kennedy her co-star in GW
when she has this man, who plays her husband on GW:
Hello, hotness that is David Conrad, you are 50 percent of the reason I watch GW, and the cool plot is the other, and you know J-love too. He is single and hot! Why not date him?

I can understand that looks are not everything.
Jamie has a good sense of humor, obviously, and maybe David isn't quite so witty.
Maybe, David is really annoying or masogonistic in real life, who knows, but all I know is there must be something wrong when she would pick Jamie over the man who plays her husband.

IDK, that's a real head scratcher for me!
I'd love to meet David and find out though, srsly!

You know who else was there? that I think is insanely pretty?

Olivia Wilde currently of House and was there promoting Tron Legacy
I have no idea what that is about, but umm..whatever! It would have been cool to meet Olivia and ask her how it is to work with the awesomeness that is Hugh Laurie

Hey Hugh, How you doin?
dude, I love House, and last seasons ending/cliffhanger is bugging me come back on good shows! NOW! I COMMAND YOU!

It's prolly good I didn't go because this skank was there:!
I don't like jail, I woulda punched the biatch!

this was the only photo I could find with her having any semblance of clothes on..yuck! She's gross and the next person who says that she is the "next" Angelina Jolie is cruisin' for a bruisin'
Kristen, Rob, and Taylor,
Dear Kristen: I know that hair is for a movie and I applaud your dedication, but damn at least style it or something! Thanks!
Dear Rob: I've said it before and I'll say it again, Plaid ain't Rad
Dear Taylor: why plaid? did summit (the devil) make you do it?


So, OK magazine says that Rob and Kristen's reunion was very awkward.

Yeah me thinks they doth protest too much.
Rob got something that glued a smile on his face at LAX on his way back to NYC to finish up Remember Me. He had a post-coital glow, someone made him happy. Um, wasn't Kristen in LA and Rob left San Diego to go there...coincidence? I think not!

Found this picture on the Pocket Evils site and had to have it...so funny I want this for my birthday...

Lol this is hilarious! So cool!

and you know who else I love because she has (so far) fought off the "child-star" hollywood curse...I first started noticing in Push then now two years later she is going to be scary as hell in New Moon, but in real life she is very very pretty. Go girl!
Dakota Fanning sup?
Taking the part of Jane in New Moon was definitely a good career move.

Okay, so

Supposedly, lawyers have been called in to address the replacement of Rachelle Lefevre with Bryce Dallas Howard...holy hell!

I mean come on we already have to wait till June 2010 to see it, please don't let this push it back farther...oh god...please...i'll be middle aged before Breaking Dawn comes out.

Rachelle, you screwed up, accept it. Sorry but it's true, don't take one movie when you need to shoot another one.

It's common sense you cannot be 2 places at once, and girl, do you really think that you can beat a lawyer that Summit's endless funds can buy? I highly doubt it.

And as my friend Rachel pointed out I am obsessed with this man:
AND PROUD OF IT!
hello, my name is Julie and I'm a Robaholic!
Okay let's make fun of those things we love so much (Twilight)
We only tease about what we love!
Emmett doing MC Hammer and Taylor's depiction of what a Edward fangirl looks like.



damn right!




dude for real! I bet he does!!!!


hehe Blade 4 perhaps?

and right again!


hahahahahahahahahaha!!!


and me again

and for the grand finale something I have been saying all week or forever


That's all folks....
Love,
Queen of Randomness
Julz Muah!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Thursday Truths!

Dear Kellebelle: Where are you? Where have you been?

Dear Stephanie: didn't see a comment on my blog about my Eclipse? READ READ READ! I will need it back soon.

This morning I had a little bit of drama on Facebook and hurt one of my very dearest friends....That sucked!

She luckily forgave me very quickly. I learned my lesson!

Anyhoo, let's get over that!

Now, for the issues!

Okay, so this girl is out of Eclipse:

and this one is in:
Bryce Dallas Howard, daughter of Ron Howard

Okay this is a controversial topic so, just know this is my opinion:

Dear Rachelle:
Girl, I loved you as Victoria. I have nothing against you. But, um, what the hell were you thinking? Hello this is possibly one of the biggest grossing films of all time, possibly, and you would even dare to mess with that with a small independent film.
Who cares if it's just 10 days. Eclipse is infinitely more important. Duh!

Come on girl! Get a clue! You should have thought ahead on that one just a little ya think?

Dear Bryce: from what I can tell, you are a good actress, you have red hair, you'll do.

Dear all of those who are extremely pissed about this: I am a Public Relations major, if I had wanted to enter my chosen major as a career I would be on Summit's side. That's why I'm not doing PR.
Anyhoo, here is my EXPERT advice.

Get over it! There is nothing you can do about it. Trust me, the only thing that changes a big corporation's mind is MONEY!

Unless, you are going to boycott New Moon and Eclipse and hurt Summit financially and can get other Twi-hards on the bandwagon, a lot of other Twi-hards, you are wasting your breathe and time. They did what they did. It's done. Movie shooting goes on. Sorry Rachelle shouldn't have scheduled anything that conflicted. Rob and Kristen knew this and they are hella busy. I mean come on girl! Let's think, what's more important?
Duh!

Okay now on to something non-Twilight:

This guy is an a-hole, don't dump anyone the day b4, on, or after their BIRTHDAY!


Tony Romo, you are an asshole! I don't care if she gave you an ultimatum or not. You had no right to dump Jessica Simpson, who you "supposedly" loved the DAY BEFORE HER BIRTHDAY!!!!

Can you say there is a time and a place and that wasn't it.

I hope the Titans beat the crap out of the Cowboys this year and I hope they sack you in every play! You would deserve it!

Sorry Jess, you sure can pick 'em. You should have held on to Nick for dear life.
Poor girl! I hope you find happiness one day. Quick note, don't go out with a-holes, apparently the ones you like are not good, go against type.

K, this is random? Hello, who do you think this is?
This is Adrien Monk, super sleuth, super freak, funny!

He is played by Tony Shalhoub, who used to play Antonio on this long lost show:
which starred this guy:

Tim Daly, currently of Private Practice

and this guy:
Steven Weber: whom I loved as Brian Hackett

Dear Steven Weber: Where have you been lately, you are lost somewhere in guest star and tv movie hell. Follow Tim's lead, get you a show!

Know what else I love?
This show is awesome. There are all these spy "tips," in the show, wonder if they would really work, maybe we SHOULD TRY THIS AT HOME!

I know what I wanna try at my home, to visit..you know..
Okay, he recently got a DUI, umm, you are a super spy, or you play one on TV and you couldn't get out of a DUI? WTF?

I also love this show:
Dear Kyra Sedgwick: You are awesomespice! Love ya! They better not cancel this show! I am so SERIOUS!

Oh btw, this show is on right now during summer and is awesome, guess who has a recurring role as a scary criminal who they can't catch?

and we are back to Twilight! How does that always happen?
Dunno, it's awesome though.
Gah! He creeps me out on that show. He's a good actor. I believe him as this scary serial rapist guy, and Charlie "goodie two shoes" Swan.
High five Billy!

you know what other show Billy guest starred on?
Where the hell did this show go? Can't find news that it's cancelled, but haven't seen any new episodes or any ads. I'm confused.
Anyone?

It just disappeared. Eerie

Okay well, with that question out there I will leave my ramblings for today.

Love,
Queen of Randomness
Julz


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

60th Post Guess I Ramble a Lot, Hump Day Ramblings

Hey peeps, sup?

I just wrote a novel through Facebook to @kellebelle1981

Whenever, it feels like I have nothing to say something like that happens.

Dunno,

Today is Wednesday, the forecast said, Thunderstorms...and I'm about to go blind from the sun!

Dear Mr. Weatherman: Is there even any science to what you do, or do you just kinda guess....I mean srsly!

Dear Cleaning Fairy: Do you think you could stop by and maybe change the cat litter for me every now and then that would be awesome kthanxbye!
P.S. I won't hold my breathe

Dear Jennifer Aniston: I can only pray that I look as good as you at 40, heck I can pray I look as good as you anytime! You are beautiful, classy, and cool. You need a good man! A man who will have your babies!
Dude I'm not gay or anything but she is hot! What is wrong with John Mayer?? Just sayin?

They say now she is dating this man:
Gerard Butler is hotspice! Go Jen! Beware though, he's known as quite the record..he gets around whoop whoop!! Be careful but who cares hotness!

They are shooting a Rom-com together that because she doesn't like chick flicks Kelley may never see it.

Dear Lady Gaga: Get on my rocket to the moon, no return trip you bug me, the only song I like you did was Disco Stick for obvious reasons to anyone who knows me from Twitter or reads this blog.
Can anyone say PLASTIC SURGERY?
underneath all the makeup and costumes..hides Lassie woof!
but I will give you this, you are in good shape.

Dear Katy Perry: Unlike Lady Gag Me, I like you! Your song Ur so Gay is hilarious!

Hey girl, you have your moments when we laugh at you, but you bes coolspice!

Wanna see who else I hate!

Borat sucks!
and I so hate this guy worse:
You and Lady Gaga meet up...and my rocket leaves immediately!

K, so got a message from @Kellebelle1981
she saw this man in person:

This ladies is Dougray Scott from Ever After and Mission Impossible 2.
Kelley didn't even notice..it must have been pointed out to her. Dude the only thing close to a celebrity I saw was a big crowd around aforementioned Bruno!!!! Yuck!
How did she get so lucky he lives in SCOTLAND! WTH?
All I have to say is...no fair! :P

Kelley hasn't found Rob Pattinson yet or her future husband. I told her that if she does find RPattz and he agrees to marry her then she can stay. I told her if that happens to send me an invite and I'll be there for the wedding...

Dear Michael Jackson: I'm sorry that you died, you were truly a genius. They say though there is a very fine line between, genius and crazy. I was just listening to Billy Jean and umm..that illegitimate child...he may be your son...just sayin'. Billy Jean could be right.

OKAY DON'T HATE:
Dear Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood:
I like you. I like your show. I think you two are cute together and I dig it. I watch it religiously. It may not be like completely "true life" and may be a little scripted....don't care! Fun!

Tori reminds me a little bit of me and Dean is so sweet and considerate of her and her feelings, but he's still a MAN. Not, to mention, those kids have to be the cutest babies ever, especially that little girl!

Wedding day picture I think, coolspice!
and Dean it really is stupid to race motorcycles I understand what Tori is saying...she's right...find another hobby.

Kelley saw this guy on British TV she thinks should go on the Man meat blog, we may do it or not I'll put his pic here:

Matthew Marsden, meet ramblings of Julz blog:
Ramblings of Julz blog meet Matthew Marsden:


Dear Matthew Perry: I want a guy with your hilarious humor with this guy's face and body,

kthanxbye!

I love my cat, but she and my laptop cannot be in my lap at the same time. I feel horrible for pushing her out, but I can't do anything about it.


Now for some Pocket Edward fun!

Here is PE sitting on my laptop while I Tweet...he does that a lot...
Then I logged into my Itunes and started playing some songs and
Walk like an Egyptian came on....hehe so PE knew the dance he started doing it.

K, so umm, Pocket Ray Bans Edward had been through and ordeal, this was the only way he could stand up. The PE and PB just stood there, poor guy can't catch a break not even from Pocket Bella

After some recovery time, Pocket Bella and Pocket RB's Eddie made up!
Aww...how sweet

*ahem*


OMG!
Get a room...er...another room! Srsly Stop it!

The end.

Love you,
Julz (Queen of Randomness)