Monday, December 7, 2009

Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

Once upon a time in a place called Nashville, there lived a girl named, me.

She hated the weather! Because one day it would be appropriate for thisOkay, duh without the ocean, it's Tennessee people get a map! I'm making a point.

then the next day you would wake up to this
Frost? What the hell? It was like 70 and sunny yesterday?? Pardon me Mothernature but is this a way to mess with our heads?? Thanks....NOT!!

I'm no little miss religious....FOR SURE! But I grew up Catholic and therefore have a huge family! Well, a wierd phenomenon has happened to me lately and only God could have done this.

I stopped worrying about something and eventually this something fixed itself and left me no need to worry.

There was a quote on this church once that said. "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it's something to do, but it won't get you anywhere...Well it is a church so I say!

A to the Men!!

This is dedicated to all those I love the most. @ScottishDracFan-Nori @kellebelle1981-Kellebelle @glitterbug_81-Amy @TenaciousAlly-Allison @VictoriaAlise-Alise @DeanNSaminmyBed-Iman @Tidus_Yuna- Sarita
Tammy, Rachyrain @rachelninjas, my girl Monica, @MyChemicalMuse

For those of you who hate country (you know who you are) Focus more on the lyrics and message of the song than the genre :P

Follow the advice of this next video no matter who you are!


Dear Verizon: I HATE YOU!!
Everyone says, oh they have the best coverage, whatever, I am getting ripped off on a daily basis and now I can't even call my friend in Canada. They are all's another country. I'm like DUH, I took geography in elementary school, but why should that constitute me having to pay 50 cents a minute and 25 cents a text...I hate you! As soon as my contracts up I'm gonna flip you the bird and run over to Sprint or T-Mobile or something..shit!! or even if I'm desperate AT&T

On this map you will see Canada, but look what is Northwest of Canada? Alaska! It doesn't cost extra to call there...or to Hawaii for that matter. Stupid verizon...


Okay, ranted about that way to damn long. Lately, I've suffered from a long endured syndrome that has stayed with me for my entire life but tends to get better at certain's known as...


I have a birth defect or brain damage...I was born without that little voice in my head that says don't say that it might be taken the wrong way and then you will cause trouble without meaning to. GREAT, AWESOME!! I'm surprised I have any damn friends...

Okay on to more important matters,

New Moon, in two weeks has taken the world by storm and made over half a BILLION dollars....News stories in all countries are saying this is unexpected....SERIOUSLY??

Unexpected?? Must have a different definition of unexpected....People camped out for days at the premiere...idiots!!

People scream at RPattz like he's Jesus incarnate. All I have to say is unexpected it the dumbest thing I have ever heard about New Moon's we are counting down until Eclipse which will "unexpectedly" break morer box office records I'm sure.

Okay, one criticism of the movie. Kstew I love you, it's not your fault, but there is this thing that humans do very often and that's blink.

In Twilight you blinked way too much in New Moon not at all. Find a happy medium.

I've been addicted to Twilight Twitter role play lately because I'm a member of a great site. It's always fun to watch the action unfold.

Join! You won't regret!! 18 and over only

Oh yeah some other stuff happened in hollywood....does anything but New Moon matter? Nope...didn't think so...

Dear Gosselins: GO AWAY!


I saw the Blindside!!! Damn good movie...if you hate Ole Miss don't go, but otherwise go!

Okay, that's all folks, sorry the blog is so boring...I'm boring lately! I've ranted and rambled my way halfway through Monday.

I have a case of the Mondays for sure!

Love ya, That's my opinion oughta be yours

Julz Reigning Queen of Ramblings accept NO SUBSTITUTES!

p.s. Love Christmas Hate sucks! When it's not for me.

Can't wait to see my girls in a couple of weeks {blows kisses}

Thursday, November 19, 2009

New Moon and Twitter Rock My World

My Review of New Moon by julieperk (and other ramblings):

Personally, seeing Edward and Jacob on the big screen for two hours gets two thumbs up from me.

To quote a man in the movie theatre behind me and Kelley the 2nd time I saw it..
"Call the vet cause them puppies are sick!" I'M STILL LAUGHING (refers to his abs btw)
This should have been the "official poster" because Edward is hot, but I found myself hoping that Bella would stay with Jacob!

He's a very talented actor, at 17...He has a bright future!

I heard somewhere that he doesn't want to take his shirt off for any more movie...Pfft Tay Tay who you kiddin?

When you work hard for a body like that, show it off dude!!

The scene where Edward walks toward Bella right before this screen shot made me drool and I DON'T DROOL!! DAMN ROBWARD YOU HOTSPICE!

Edward proposed to Bella at the end of New Moon..everyone in the theatre GASPED! Really?
It was in the book

There is a scene in the movie that proves that as Vanity Fair says 100 million fans can't be wrong that Robert Pattinson is HOT AS HIZELL!!
And to all those people who "just don't get that he's hot...see above
100 million people think he is can EVERY ONE of them be wrong? I think not!

Okay, this is a random rambling...Why does Thanksgiving get skipped every year?

There are Christmas lights shining on a house about two down from mine and I'm like...ummm..Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet!

People! Quit skipping holidays!
Ironically the biggest event this month was the NEW MOON release!! Sadspice, but you know not because I'm complainin....Just sayin thing? Why the hell doesn't Edward have more than one outfit in the entire movie? Are you seriously telling me he wore the same suit for 6 months??
See the suit? Apparently it's Eddie's fave cause when he visits the Volturi....same shirt just with a rip in it!

I guess vampires don't sweat or need showers or a change of clothes?? I'm not sure how all that works. Seems like the first time he takes off that shirt off is when he visits the Volturi...umm...GRODDY!!


Saw the trailer for Remember going! Rob + blood and getting his ass beat =HOTSPICE!!

Here you go kiddos!! This will be our Rob-fix until Eclipse
Mini-spoiler: BRING TISSUES

MMMMM>>>>Rob sweet!

Okay so the Kellebelle and I were driving back from the movie tonight and we saw a deer in my headlights

Dear Cullens: Nashville has way too many deer! HELP!! Come hunt here in Nashville and you know what live here too!

We won't stalk you too much!

Dear Peter Coffin: Dude not cool! Your parodies about Bella and the Rastabortionist and Steven Segal versus Jean Claude Van Damme

The people behind us in the movie theater hate you now cause Bella is drowning and all I'm doing is laughing and saying:

"Edward, wha ar u doin ear???"

In other news, Miley Cyrus' tour bus turned over.

ME: Her tour bus turned over?
ME: She okay?
KELLEBELLE: Well she's not a trending topic on Twitter so she's okay!

Ellen made a joke on her AWESOMESPICE show...she's on O magazine with Oprah

She said she was the only person on the cover of a magazine this month that wasn't in Twilight......UMMMM YEP!!!!

She had Kellan Lutz on the show and offered 5,000 dollars for charity if Kellan would take off his shirt...apparently it's in his contract that he can't but he can do push ups!

6 minutes of's 6 minutes...seriously WORTH EVERY ONE!

Okay, let's talk about the other obsession I have


Hello hotness!!

Okay in the last episode, SURPRISE SU-FREAKIN PRISE!

Cliff hanger! Guess what?


JANUARY 21ST *cries* That's too long!!!!

Oh guess what I heard God will be portrayed by a woman.

If that's true, won't it be wierd for Castiel to call him Father? Will he come in the form of Sam and Dean's Mom? With Eric Kripke anything could happen!

JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!

Hello there Castiel! I mean Misha! Please please Eric Kripke, do a spin-off with Castiel Pretty please?

Why does Supernatural have to end?

Oh yeah, Death Cab for Cutie, everything, everything ends..STFU

The only thing that doesn't seem to end is the fangirls' screaming at Rob!

Sorry DCfC You wrong!! THAT doesn't end...

Here we are sitting and getting cozy about an hour and a half until our show started....
This dude was like, you guys are dedicated, I said no dude! I'm competitive! I want to be the first one in a seat!!

Here we are before our run to the snack bar!

I'm on the far left, then Stephanie, Kellebelle, Lui!

I have newly blonde hair I'm not used to yet thanks to my amazing friend Rachel!
That's me on the Left and Steph on the right! Right before New Moon rocked my world

I came home and tweeted Two words: New Moon = Bad Ass!
It was retweeted several times....DUH! It shoulda been!

I want to give a shout out to all those I follow on Twitter for not ruining the movie for all of us when you got to go at midnight *bows in reverance* Thank you!

Okay, lately it has come to my attention that a strange phenomenon is going on with the people I choose as my BFF's

Rachel! She has long dark hair and is barely over 5 feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.

Nori, she has long dark hair and is barely five feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.

Kelley, she has longish dark hair is about 5 foot 3 and is an amazing friend.
Dear Kelley: I'm sorry about this picture it was the only one I could find of you alone!

Do we see a trend here people? Apparently I have a "type" when it comes to friends!

I've made so many friends on Twitter! I am addicted because I feel loved!

Thank you to the following, if you don't get named it's not cause I don't love you it's because I have swiss cheese for a memory!

@Mychemicalmuse- girl I have no idea where the capital letters go in it!
Here is a picture just for her because she has been so awesome
There you go girl! Our love of Johnny Depp unites us *hugs*

Here is a picture for you darling! I'll see you in January!
Team Charlie! I'm so on that team! He was NOT in New Moon long enough

This one's for you!
Love ya girl! You are the bombdotcom
Here's the pics of us from when we met up last time I went to visit Nori (above) in Georgia!
Me and Suz in the toy aisle! How appropriate! I am just a big kid at heart...oh god!! I look horrible in this picture. I had a 4 and a half hour drive ahead, looking cute was not high on my list of priorities!

I love you ladies!! I want to thank Twisisterhood, who MIGHT, just MIGHT, feature my blog! I would be so honored...I do a little jig when I get a comment or follower, so

Thanks everyone who has been so good to me over the past few months!

I love anyone who reads this blog

Julz, Queen of Random, I am the best at rambling ever!


Wednesday, November 11, 2009


I made a prediction recently

As I looked at the New Moon countdown clock, I said to the kellebelle that the last few days before it came out would be hard as hell!


This is torture!

Sunday night I dreamt the movie came out this Friday, as in two days from now and I was so happy I coulda danced a jig in my dream!



In other news, Rob and Kstew were holding hands in London and Paris...

That's awesome...this means they are getting married! NOT!
OKAY I realize not the right pics but I couldn't find the other ones and I like RPattz in a suit *swoon*

You know who's life I want?
1.) Kstew's
2.)Blake Lively, that girl is gorgeous and seems so nice and down to Earth and not to mention she has a BAD ASS wardrobe
The girl takes her look straight from the runway for crying out loud! Awesome!

And she dates Penn Badgley...nough said!

So more of my obssessions...
Seems that one of my favorite men..and he's in the top 5 is getting married...

As Dean would say: SONOFABITCH!!

All the good ones are taken! Damnit world where is my very own Jensen?

ooohhhh! I have an idea! Can we Clone him? We have the technology!

I call first clone!!

Dear Daneel Harris: I hate you! Not really but my jealousy is so bad it has turned into outright hatred and why the hell are you back on One Tree Hill and why are you dating Dan the Sleazer Geezer? WTF?

It has been suggested that we use this man to play a role of a vampire in Breaking Dawn

Hello, Hawtness...Tom Welling you are my superman!

Put this man in Breaking Dawn and then I will have to bring a bucket for all the drool from TLau, RPattz, and TWell, and CharBew...Holy crap that's a lot of hot ass men!!!


Dear World: You say I'm too cynical about love, well here is why:

This sleaze bag who is really good looking, but that's besides the point
Josh Dillhole Duhamel


Gorgeous sweet pop star
The oh so Glamorous
Fergie of solo stardom and The Black Eyed Peas!

If she can't hold on to a man, then what chance do us common folk have???

Not only did he cheat on her...He did it with a STRIPPER!!!

I will never date a movie star, unless it's Kellan Lutz, then I will make an exception!

Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure
That this girl is my idol
Despite rumors to the contrary, she and Kellan Lutz are STILL dating and have been this whole time. They just give off the appearance that they are single so it doesn't hurt their fan base. GENIUS! TAKE IT FROM THIS GIRL WITH A DEGREE IN PR

If you are a star that appeals to teenage girls, don't openly date someone in public. I don't care who you are...You get together with someone and the fantasies said girls have about you will fade...Genius PR move Kellan and Anna Lynne

So, there you have it folks...a very UNINTERESTING BLOG I'm so uninspired.

One last thing...

This guy
1.) Is hot
2.) Is definitely 100 percent dating
This girl

The other Taylor, Taylor Swift...I say more power to em...Just watch out Taylor L.
You break her heart you will get a song written about you!

I'm going to watch the CMAs to see if TLau makes a surprise appearance!

Okay, Boring post...sorry peeps

Here's something pretty to look at:

I am seriously thinking about getting a Volvo! But only if Edward comes with it!

Okay thus ends my ramblings...Randomness Queen still reigning Supreme

Love, Julz

Thursday, October 29, 2009

So Close to Rpattz We Can Smell His Cologne! We will meet RPattz!! Up Close and Personal!

I think it is in mine and Kelley's (aka @kellebelle1981)'s destiny to one day meet Rob Pattinson:

Reasons that I think this are as follows:

So, kellebelle was just sittin at work, with the ankle-biters and chit-chattin most likely during nap-time because you know that kellbelle is a hard worker darn it!

and as she was chit-chatting she was having a GOOD ATTITUDE about a favorite subject of ours.

Can you guess??? Nope, not Jensen Ackles! Good guess though!

Ummm...holy random story interruption Batman! There's a Supernatural magazine? WHAT! Where do I get a subscription...need one STAT!

This is from Supernatural magazine #12 holy crap! there are 11 more of these????!!!

Where the hell-spice do I get one?
Me and kellebelle have been doing an experiment to see how many words we can put spice behind.


So, the kellebelle's just a chit-chattin with the co-worker and they are talking and something happened and the kellebelle's co-worker started talking about one of her best friends....

So, this best friend of the co-worker went to a concert here in Nashvegas featuring one best friend of this little boy below

Hey Patty! This here is Robbie the little cutie Pattinson he's so cute!

Then, he grew up to become one of our favorite vampires!
Hello there Edward Cullen...I mean RPattz...I mean hawtness!

Well, little boy Patty he was friends with this other guy named Sammy
Famous boy-hood BFFs

So little Sammy lived next door to little Patty and they were friends...and still are

K, on that note back to the story
See Sam has a band you see and although Patty is extremely musically talented, he went on to audition for this tiny little movie called Twilight...and then all hell broke loose!

Every girl in the world fell in love with Edward Cullen and his world, okay not every girl, but the ones with eyes.

So, Sam and Patty are friends to this day...

Well, Sam came to play a "gig" or whatevs in Nashvegas at this bar/dive called 12th and Porter...who holds a lot of musical talent for such a small (yet insanely popular) place...

So the kellebelle is chit-chatting to co-worker about her best friend (coworker's best friend)

Co-worker's best friend went to Sam's concert at 12th an Porter, not knowing who in the sam to the hill Sam Bradley was...she was to find out not too much later that night!!

So, co-worker of kellbelle's BFF must be gorgeous, cause natch in true fairy-tale style Sam met her after the show and asked for her number and of course they are dating...

So, Co-worker went to dinner to meet the boyfriend, you know and give him the whole you hurt her I'll kill you speech and yada yada...well Sammy gets a phone call at said dinner...


Well, they are at dinner just a eatin and chit-chatting...and Patty calls up Sammy and Sam says, "Oh, it's just Rob, I'll call him back later." then hits IGNORE!!!

So, the kellebelle is telling me this story and right about mouth is hanging open so wide you could drive a Buick in it! I'm like he did what! See there are some men in this world, *glares at men who aren't this way* who are polite and don't answer their cell phones while at dinner with their girlfriend and her best friend! And Sam is one of these men!

I mean he IGNORED a phone call from a man who a million girls would tear out every tooth in their head to have! Dude, must be nice!

So, Kellebelle's co-worker tells her if she wants to meet Sam when he comes back into town (Nashvegas) they can go to dinner or something...

Dear Kellebelle: I am going with you if said meeting ever have no other choice...kthanxbye!

So, meet Sam, suppress my inner fan girl with every iota of will power I possess and maybe one day Rpattz himself!

Okay, folks that's not all!

There are other connections to Rpattz that keep cropping up since then

So there is this little, tiny, no one really cares movie coming out on November 2oth, called New Moon!!

This is the picture of the wildly unpopular soundtrack that has sold millions of copies after being out for about a second!!!

On this soundtrack is a band called OK-NO who sing the song that will be featured in the little movie called Shooting the Moon...

So, the kellebelle's parents are die hard Notre Dame University football fans...and they try to go to at least one game a year. Well that time came just a couple weeks ago...

So, Kellebelle's Mom is at the game and by some circumstance meets this band!!!

As the kellebelle said to me when I said, so?

Dude, they are on the NM soundtrack they have met the cast of New Moon...and we are now just inches..okay maybe feet away from meeting the man himself!!

And when this drop-dead gorgeous man comes to Nashville next January..and you can bet your beautiful behind! I'm gonna be there!
I'm going to meet Kellan in January and it WILL BE true love and we will be getting married and I'm pretty sure that Rob will be in the there you go's inevitable..the kellebelle and I are going to meet Rpattz one day and we are going to be BFF's but I promise I WON'T IGNORE his phone calls...I don't do that to my BFF's, well most of the time!

So there you have it folks, mine and the kellebelle's story! Go read her bad attitude will laugh and you will follow and of course you will follow me! Or I will sic Taylor Lautner on you! GROWL!! Alley-oop, you guys got any food?

Do it! Now! For Kellebelle's blog click the button --------> over there somewhere---->

*the above stories are completely true and will happen if have not already (kellan marry me) *ahem*....

that's all

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

29 Days Until the Big Day!


According to the latest official New Moon Movie's officially 30 days until the big day! Thank god! It needs to hurry up and get here.

Since, I took a little trip across was so far I had to pack a bag...just kidding...

I bought like every thing New Moon related they offer at Hot Topic..

For example:
I bought
1.) The New Moon Movie Soundtrack
So, I thought, this is going to be lamespice! There is no way it can top the Twilight soundtrack...well I was extremely WRONG!
It's awesomespice!

2.) New Moon Movie skin for Generation 4 IPod
the skin which is really just a big sticker that you have to be meticulous like me to put on perfectly and even then it wasn't perfect..that's going to drive me nuts!
Above is for those short fat Ipods...I have the skinny mini ipod nano, so Natch I bought that one

3.) Pocket Jacob
Taylor Lautner he is not!
after much ceremony and protesting from my pocket edward and the silent treatment for 3 days from my pocket Bella they agreed to finally let him out.

Then, in true Bella and Jacob fashion they reenacted the official New Moon picture on the CD and Movie Poster...

So, that and to see the following movie:
That movie was awesomespice! Wanna know why? Well, I'm gonna tell you!
It's freakin hilarious!! It is not scary! There was many groddy parts but scary it was not! Funny it was was!

I have one problem...I do not like to wear people's faces on shirts. I will not be buying a New Moon Movie picture of Edward and Jacob on my chest.

Last weekend, sadly it's been that long since I tweeted
I saw this movie (I see lots of movies)

It was funnyspice and for once Vince Vaughn didn't bug the crap out of me!

So there was this weird ball of light in the sky today and there was no water falling from the sky. I woke up asking...where the hell am I?

Then, I went outside with my jacket on because, you know, it's been cold and shizz...well all of a sudden we do have the season of fall.

This is a ball of light called the Sun...until today I was starting to believe that this particular word was made up and that it was something that shown only in other cities...Not Nashville.
Dear People of Seattle, Do you wanna compete with how much it rains here? I bet we would win.

So the Farmer's Almanac says more rain until and thru Dec. then the weather will drop and then rain turns into snow, sleet and ice....

Since the drivers in Nashville, are horrible- true story
Let's put on our thinking caps and's gonna get crazy crazy crazy!

On to more Celeb stuff:
Apparently (according to the most B.S. magazine ever aka Ok!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are shacking up while shooting Eclipse in Vancouver in a penthouse overlooking downtown.

So yeah, I believe that for like I dunno...NOT!

So this Taylor is dating this Taylor
Taylor Lautner
This Taylor as in Swift of Country Music Superstardom

You know what...I say good for them. If it has to be someone in Hollywood that takes our beloved wolf off the market why not make it Taylor Swift.

Apparently, according to one of those B.S. magazines. Their romance flamed up again at the MTV VMA's and he was livid and angry at Kanye West for his oh so rude interruption...

So, our beloved Kstew has one proud Papa..
In a quote in Us Weekly Magazine
Ummm..quick question is it me or are she and Rob dressing more and more alike these days? Next thing u know Kstew will have a beenie hat and we will all have to cover our eyes in embarrassment.

Dear Kstew: Don't go there....kthanxbye!

Anyhoo, back to Kristen's proud Papa!
She says, "My dad is ridiculous. He's like embarrassingly proud. He really goes overboard, like walking around with magazines and s--t." On her parents enjoying her fame.

Dear Me: Stay the hell out of Hot Topic u spend way too much money in there.

Did I already say how I wouldn't wear someone's face on my chest as in having my Edward or Jacob T-shirt. Well I won't it's just weird.

Dear Neca, the company who makes the Twilight action figures: What part of the complaints with the last pocket Edward did u not get? Like Edward got all fat all of a sudden....see below: that Angel? That does not look like Edward...wth? The last PE looked more like Edward...this is just getting out of hand
and they didn't even listen to 1 of our problems with the last Pocket Pals
1.) His legs still don't bend
2.) He's still clumsy and can barely stand up
3.) Pocket Jacob, has horrible shoes on his feet that make him all uneven and hard to make stand and he moves less than Pocket Edward the prior.
4.) He still can't sit or bend at the waist
5.) Pocket Alice looks nothing like Alice
6.) Jacob sort of looks like Jacob...only Sorta,
7.) What genius decided to put a tank top on Pocket Bella? I mean seriously? She lives in Forks, Washington, not L.A. when would we ever see Bella in a tank top
8.) Umm..see above for how Edward is all stocky
9.) Bella is still NOT pretty...I mean Kstew ain't no beauty queen but she is attractive and they tend to make her action figures as ugly as possible.
10.) Alice is supposed to be miss fashionista..why is she dressed like a goth chick?

So there are 10 reasons why you shouldn't buy the Pocket Pals from New Moon, but u know what? I still bought Jacob. I needed Jacob to compete the collection. I will prolly buy all of them if they come out, I can't follow my own advice, so don't follow my example do as I say not as I do.

New Moon Movie Companion
Have I bought it yet? No!
Will I buy it...most likely

See until the movie comes out I will need every little sneak peek I can get..

I've tried holding off and being strong...I gave up!
November 20th can't get her quick enough as far as I'm concerned...the last days are going to be the hardest as far as the waiting goes.

I won't be one of those Twi-hards standing at the movie at midnight on the 20th, I unfortunately have a job. I have to be there at 7:30 in the morning. I'll have to wait until after work...and stay off Twitter because I don't want anyone else's opinion until I form my until I see the movie I am boycotting all my fav blogs and Twitters

Dear TLau: Rpattz is famous now...are you ready for the fame you will have after New Moon. You think what is happening to Rob is crazy just wait little's gonna be crazy! We love u...that martial arts training may come in handy with those fangirls

Team Jacob is going to explode, have your bomb repellant equipment ready and keep up the cardio to run from the papparazzi and fangirls...good luck! I won't be one of them but I will live vicariously!

Love u, Kristen, Rob, and Taylor, continue doing what you do and we will continue to be loyal fans....
6 months is gonna feel like forever after New Moon I don't know how we waited this long!
So who's ready for the Eclipse movie countdown????
Me! (raises hand)

Okay New Moon needs to hurry the hell up and get here...

Queen of Randomness, Julz...this just happens to be Twilight random..but whatever...that's my opinion oughta be urs!