Monday Crappy Monday!

Universal Truth #5 Mondays will always and have always sucked.

1.) Mondays come after the weekend and too soon.

2.) They ruin Sunday cause all you can think about is how 2moro is Monday

3.) People like me have a CONSTANT and annoying "case of the Mondays"

(see pic below)

Tomorrow is Tuesday!

One more day closer to Friday!

But

Something

Very

 Special 

Is

Happening

2moro!

EEEEPPPP!

Me and

 Kelley will be these 28 year old nerds

with our Gryffindor jackets and

 my Gryffindor T-shirt and her Muggle T-shirt

going EEEEEEEPPPP!

If you see us, say hi! Or call us dorks

WE are proud of our dorkiness!

 

Have you

 ever 

had "one of those days?"

I did...woke up!

Microwaved something....burnt my fingers pulling it out of microwave.

Went to 

work out...

Came home....nothing to watch

Couldn't find

 my keys

Couldn't find

 the remote

Couldn't find my camera case (left it last night at J. Alexander's)

Couldn't find my cell phone

Ear Ache! Sore throat! No Advil

Went to grocery to get Advil, learned the word Analgesics...thought it was like Pepto or something...who knew..I'm not a walking dictionary!

Took Advil

Felt tired

WENT TO TACO BELL! NO!!!

(in my defense I was starving)

Got home couldn't find anything...

Dear Kelley: When you do move in, be prepared 

to help me look for the following

Pocket Edward

Pocket Edward Ray Bans

Pocket Edward Ray Bans Legs

Pocket Ray Bans Head if falls 

off again

Buffy's Protector Umbrella

Pocket Buffy

Pocket prom Angel

Pocket Bella

Remotes

Keys

Magazine

Print-outs of very important documents

Medicines

various knick knacks

bags of stuff from Hot Topic...

Does this stuff disappear on anyone else? or is it just me?

 This is God's way of punishing me!

Dear Laundry: Why can't I be a witch like Mrs. Weasley in Harry Potter and have you do yourself?

Dear Mom: Thanks for the lunch invite, tired didn't want to 

wake up

Dear Rach: Do not! I repeat, Do not! call me and ask permission to stay at my house yous bes my sista, you are 

always welcome, me casa es su casa!

Dear Nor: I'm so jealous that you get to go on all these all expenses paid trips to Charleston and Greenville although I

have no idea where those places are.

Dear Me: Buy my cats food before this happens

Bad Kitty, NO! Pocket

 Edward is not food!

I will rescue you PE!

Phew! 

that was a close one!

I hate you traffic light near my house DIE!

K so the one high light to my Mondays are going to be from now on!

New RPattz Poster Week

Today:

Okay so it's not very straight and it's hanging over my Supernatural Calendar, but it's a Jared month and I'm a Jensen girl

It says Red 

Carpet Romeo Rob

It came from this magazine:

(genius Us Weekly)

Since there are four Rob posters there will be one for each week of the month

Why you may ask can I not hang them all at once?

My Mom and Dad help me with my house

When I hung up my FRAMED Twilight Poster, my Mom

 asked me if I was 10 I said no!

When I did a collage last year in my bathroom my mom ripped it down saying it was too teenage and looked

 junky

If that were to happen to the Rob posters 

I 

Would

Die!

Now it's 4 Am on Tuesday and I'm ready for Beddy by

Dear Computer (Mac book): You are 

so freaking slow! I need a new one and

Dear Contact Lenses: I hate you, you always get dry and irritate my eyes

Dear Lasik Eye Surgery Dude: Please lower the price so I can get good vision without glasses or contacts. Kthanxbye!

Pocket Edward was bored too

He hates Mondays as 

much as anyone!

Plus it was sunny today so he got stir crazy!

PE: Dude I don't remember the apple being this big in the movie

Me: The guy in the movie was 6 feet tall you are 7 inches tall and he was human size

PE: Shut up you are mean! Why do you have to bring that guy up all the time? You're a stalker!

Me: Oh no you di nt!

Me: *moves candle closer to PE*

PE: okay okay you aren't a stalker much! Please don't put me in the candle...

*sparkle sparkle sparkle*

Me: Nope not working

PE: I'm sorry I will never call you a stalker again

Me: okay you're forgiven for now!

PE: What did you do to my apple you Evil human

Me: ate it

PE: bitca

Me: What was that?

PE: Nothing!

Dear Blogger:  have I mentioned you suck?

Dear CelebManMeat 100th post: WE could have had 200 posts for the amount of time you are taking...we are only on 6 dude!

PE: You ate my apple payback is a bitch!

Me: What are you planning?

PE: keyboard plus water=bad

Me: Do it and I will feed you to my cats and then step on you!

We fight a lot in case you didn't notice.

PE: This is the dude you think I look like?

Me: Yeah duh!

PE: You bes trippin

Me: You only wish you were as hot as him

PE: *eye roll*  Whatever crazy human girl!

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Love ya, Julz