Hell Froze Over! But Charlie's Hotness Melted it!

To quote the kellebelle: "Dude, Charlie Bewley is soooooo hot!"

K, So we have FINALLY arrived at the blog for Day 3 of twi-tour

Kelley, Nori, and I were beyond exhausted and since this was the day that Kellan was supposed to grace us with his present. See Day 1 post for my "controversial" post about that and Kellan's no show.

So first up was Mr. Dance Your Ass Off, Attention Deficit Disorder, Hotter in Person than in the Movies Michael Welch!

the night before he had done some chaneling of Kevin Bacon in Footloose and was SO EASY to photograph!!!

NOT!!!! UM SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACKNESS IS HIM

FAIL!

By the next morning my camera skills had gotten A TEENY BIT better

I said a teeny bit shut up! So yeah that's Michael....Let's just say the MAN WORKS OUT!

Lemme tell ya a small little story
Once upon a time there was this nerdy dude who asked Bella from Twilight to the prom

Then he grew up

To be hotness!! The End!
Kthanxbye!

Seriously though, despite his obvious need for some A-D-D meds he was a hoot and hot to boot! Ha! It rhymes!

Anyhoo, Kelley got to ask him a question and he was real up close and personal! Damn the man is not nerdy at all!
So, Arizona how you likin da rain? Well if it makes men grow up like you then I like it just fine thankyouverymuch!
blurry but hotness

and then Kelley's shoulder as she asked Michael to do his impressions of Taylor and Rob!! They were dead on too!

Not the best look on his face, he's doing an Elvis impression apparently!! Cool Kellebelle! It's your shoulder

So then there was boredomspice as we waited for the afternoon of Volturi hotness to follow!

We were boredspice and pissed that Kellan wasn't here, we were about to be unpissed and fall in love in no time flat, but before we get to that!

You FeFe, sup? Big man? He's 6'7"of man.....hugespiceness

I was practicing my zoom and non-blurryspice picture skills...
This ladies...um...and prolly no gentlemen....is Daniel Cudmore aka Felix of the Volturi! He's a big guy no wonder he can kick Rob..I mean Edward's ass.

The stage was BARELY big enough for all that MAN!

He got a kick out of our southern accents as we did his Canadian words, aye?

Look how perfect that pic is? good thing cause the best was yet to come! Holy hotness!
Daniel was aight...pronounced (aww...ite)


Nice camera skills there Juls...why thanks you Juls...you are welcome!

GOOD PRACTICE FOR THE GRAND AND I DO MEAN GRAND FINALE!!
Team Edward?
Team Jacob?
PShaw!! As If!!

TEAM DEMETRI!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS TO FOLLOW (LOTS OF IT) IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR JUST FAINT AT THE SITE OF PURE UNADULTERATED HEAVENLY DELICIOUSNESS....THIS IS YOUR WARNING TO STOP READING

So, the kellbelle, nori, and I were TIREDSPICE!!

We woke up! When this man came on stage!

Hey there, hotness, you cold? Why the layers? We WANT TO SEE SOME SKIN!!!
figures the one blurry pic of him I get is of a weird face well he likes to do that so you know....he's still hot!!

Blurryspice *cries* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Kellebelle and Nori might kill me but Charlie tends to Ramble...hmmmm...what's the name of my blog again? Oh yeah ramblings haha! I win girls!

I don't usually fan girl but SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HOLY HOTNESS SUPER DEMETRI!!

okay so Charlie started out on stage like this......
He of 1,000 faces!!

Each face just as hot as the other!
I don't know what he was talking about right here....I was standing there with my mouth gaped open in the presence of true hotness!!


So, um Charlie isn't it hot in this room????? I think so!

Apparently so did he, first came off the jacket! Then....he was showing us the new free t-shirt they had given him for free to wear...why would you do such a thing! Do not give that man MORE CLOTHES TO WEAR!!! IDIOTS!!!
Well he liked it and all but he was still a little warm....

Ummm...hi....*thud*

Is that shirt tasty? OMG! You are finespice!!! Dude!!! Wow!! I wanna kill the bitch who caught the t-shirt! Did I menion...HOT!

Yeah that's right point at me and tell them you love me *dies*

This is apparently the most worn shirt at Twi-tour or in Twilight next only to the Rob Stoli shirt! We are not complainin!

Thumbs up! You are hot!

NOT ONLY WAS HE HOT....
He was sooo fun!!! And nice and sweet and greatful and thankful and everything perfect...perfection thy name is Charlie Bewley!
The signature smirk we all know and......(died)

Um....muscles much wow!! nice! *died*

Dies again!

Dead
Doornails have more life.....wow~~

Nice smile there babe! It's for me! Shut up Kelley he's mine Bitca!!


Okay I took like 40 pics of him no joke so just sit back and drool kthanxbye!

idk what to say other than omg! He's sooo hot!

heehee

His shirt gives new meaning to the phrase...give me libertie or give me death...*dies*


(speechless)
Holla! Hotness Alert! this picture marks the birth of.....

SUPER DEMETRI
Long Live Super Demetri!!!! When asked what character he would rather be he answered no one I like my character. You have Alec who has the 1/2 mile per hour mist oooooo scary! NOT!

Then there is Marcus he can sense relationships.......so what?

Caius is pretty much powerless...and Aro's mind reading thing?? Nah!

I can find anyone in the world and I am super fast if I could fly I would be SUPER DEMETRI and there in that phrase was born SUPER DEMETRI!!

then as we got the autographs and got to talk to Charlie ourselves, Kelley, or Nori, who cares who..shot this picture! I cannot thank the good lord enough it was a good day when he was born!!!!

Thank you lord for this picture!! who cares who yelled at us! It was worth it!
What I wouldn't give to be that lollipop! Holy Lord!

Let's just say by the end of the night we were saying Kellan who?

That ladies and gentleman....is um...the end of the hotness! Hotness!!

I miss Twi-tour I miss the hotne
ss I miss being in the presence of all that hotness but I'll tell you one thing boy! If Carlie Bewley comes next year I'm there!!!

Even the frozen tundra can't keep me away!

Love,
Juls, Queen of Randomness...PS this is funny as hell!!!!

P.P.S. that's my opinion oughta be yours if it's not then whatever!

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/robert-pattinson/1205692/#share_content

Sorry I tried to get it embedded....didn't work! Oh well copy and paste it's worth it!

HELL FROZE OVER..DAY 2 THE WOLVES DESCEND!

This day will go down in Twi-tour history as the day of the wolves!

Wolf-mania overtook us as we waited patiently (Kellebelle) not me as I have zero patience to see us some hot wolves....

Rawr!

Driving across ice is not easy and it's not fun! I was tempted to skip this day! Nori was NOT going to let that happen!

So after chipping the 5 or 6 inches of ice that was in the shape of my car away...away we went! NOT!!

I was stuck! I couldn't get the car to go forward!!! My poor car just wasn't having it

So I got out and pushed and that didn't work as it's an SUV and I'm not that heavy...

Anyhoo, Nori the genius that she is was like try reversing...and voila it worked as I maneuvered around the neighbors' mailboxes we were on our way across the frozen tundra also known as Nashville!

RANDOM INTERRUPTIVE RANT:

This is MY blog, therefore, my opinions! Someone who shall remain nameless said that opinions are like a**holes everyone has one...
This is a true story, but this is my blog and if you don't like it, don't read it. It's that simple! So I will call Kellan Lutz a flake if I want to it's MY BLOG!

RANT OVER

On to business: We missed the screening of Twilight...like we hadn't seen it 10,000 times....so to say the least upset we were not!

I got a new wireless, scanner, printer thingie so I can finally show you my most (as of this moment) prized possessions

Day 1 was Gil and Peter
Here is the picture that I took with Peter that day! He is so just! There are no words!! He is just an amazing guy! *swoon* He's a dreamboat for sure

Day 2 Day of the Wolves:

So Papa wolf (Gil) was back again to entertain us with his sparkling personality. The man if just down right funny as hell!

Then due to some schedule changes the wolves were delayed and we were petrified! We had had one star cancel on us how many more were going to not come?

THANK THE GOOD LORD, NO MORE CANCELLATIONS

There is that hot blonde chick again with Embry to her right and Bronson to her left, yeah I think that's right (bronson's in stripes)

Those of you who are not Twi-hards may know them better as Embry and Jared

Okay, there must have been some Redbulls on the plane because Bronson was like the energizer bunny! And we were not complaining! He was so fun!

Here is proof!

If you are wondering why the picture is blurry, it's because he wouldn't be still long enough to take one...lol which is part of why we love you! Nori kept asking how old he was and I think the kellebelle said 20 so yeah he's legal *drool*


Something about the lights, or maybe my camera? Idk? anyway it made their eyes all silver...here is Bronson sitting for just a sec to snap this pic!

HOLLA!

I know what you are thinking! It looks like that famous statue called the thinker! Yep it does but you know, not a statue and so much HOTTER!!!

HOTSPICENESS!

Of course this day brought the fan girls! To be discussed later!

Seems, Kelley, Nori and I all had our "money shots" of one of the celebs mine happened to be Bronson! Here he is inches away and at one point he turned around and I had to lean away not to make contact with his cute butt! No kidding literally!

I KNOW BUT DON'T BE HATEIN~

Well Bronson hop, skipped, and jumped his way through his hour and out came his good buddy, dude in glasses and hat. We were all like who is that?

Oh right, it's Kiowa! Huh? Glasses? Isn't that Quil?

Anyway, not that I can hate on anyone who wears glasses as I am blind as a bat without mine as well...Kiowa not sure....anyway...the poor guy just got off a 6 hour flight from L.A. had a cold and looked like he was just miserable and here were some of the questions from those fangirls we all know and hate....

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

OMG!!! You have to be kidding me! What a stupid dumb question. I was embarrassed for all of Nashville.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

this is what I call pulling a Rob...running his fingers through his hair poor guy he was so sick....but he showed up for us! We love you Kiowa!

Anyway, despite the dumb questions he was jsut as nice as he can be and we finally got our Embry moments and we were running with the wolves...

Again, I apologize for the poor picture quality, this is why I am not a photographer..

There is the Kiowa we all know and love and his toothbrush is the electric kind so if you have one like his you are coolspice! NOT!
YES, HE AND BRONSON HAVE A GF, NO YOU ARE NOT HER so shut up!

This was not the end of the day.....oh no! Tonight was the Vampire Ball!

Could we go back to our room and change? NOPE!!

But in true Norified fashion...Kelley and Nori decided to look fabulous anyway!

Me on the other hand? Yeah I was like I'm going in my Jeans!

Nori and Kelley aren't you FABULOUS!! YES YOU ARE!!

Show off those cute outfits! Pretty nice for dressing in a bathroom stall!

You go girls!

Me= party pooper

There is me and Nori me in the same thing I had worn all day I was so exhausted i could barely move and then there is Nori the makeup of course perfect! Ugh! She sucks! Photogenic is not in my vocabulary apparently

Fun centerpieces made by peeps more creative than us and Michael Welch channeling Kevin Bacon in footloose and singing very badly to some awesome songs....but he was so coolspice...could we get pics? You tell me:
Nope! FAIL! NO PICS OF MICHAEL AND HIS HOT DANCIN SKILLS! THE MAN CAN CUT A RUG FOR SURE!

He was on Day 3...TO BE CONTINUED.....

Hell Literally Froze Over and I Still Went to Twitour Day1

MAY 18TH, 2017


UPDATE BABY YEARS AND MATURITY LATER.

TWILIGHT IS OVER AND THE "WOLF GUYS" NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN. TAYLOR LAUTNER HAS TROUBLE GETTING JOBS AND RPATTZ IS WITH SOME CHICK CALLED FKA. TWIGS......THERE WAS A FLOOD IN NASHVILLE. I'M 36 AND 100 POUNDS FATTER THAN IN THE PREVIOUS PICS.

Okay, here's the sitch:

January, 29 through 31st tested my twi-obsession....to the limit

The kellebelle (@kellebelle1981 @NoriFB and I have been and were saving up money for twitour to meet Kellan Lutz and Peter Facinelli among others to be discussed later!

I LIVE IN THE SOUTH PEOPLE....WE GET WINTER FOR ABOUT ONE WEEK A YEAR!

Not this particular year though!

This year Mother Nature thought she would try to keep us from twitour with ice over the roads and 6 inches of snow....

SIDE NOTE: I realize to those up North this is a measley amount...see here's the thing.

You guys have I don't know...um...tools to handle this with whereas we here in the South don't

have...like..any!

Salt, yeah what about it? It tastes good on food. Oh you can put it on roads and melt the ice? Oh really? We didn't get the memo!

So, every day I had to scrape the inches of ice off my windshield so I could see and brave roads that if required to stop, brakes wouldn't work. I had waited too long and paid way too much money to NOT go.

So hi ho hi ho over the ice we go to twitour.

Here's the Kellebelle! Which way girl? I dub thee queen of the dorks in your twilight Burger King Crown.

Kellan, the flake, Lutz had cancelled due to some movie he was shooting which seems wierd since I saw pictures of him skiing that weekend...hmmm...guess a ski trip is more important that the 1000 plus fans who paid to see you. Oh well! REPLACEMENTS were on their way!

Then the BFF's showed me up by both wearing said dorky crowns. Damn you! That's okay! I will pass this time! ;)

Here's the three of us just before Gil took the stage! Look at the Kellebelle and her lefty camera holding skills!!

The first person we got the extreme pleasure to meet was Gil Birmingham!

The man 1st of all looks 10 years younger than Billy Black in person and 2nd was a frickin hoot and could make a joke out of even the dumbest question.

Here is Gil entering the stage and showing us he looks very good without a wheelchair!

Holla Gil!

The seats were numbered alphabetically and we were only in row F but because I have a crappy camera without an insane zoom, trial and error blur...this is about as close as I could get.

This is a picture of Gil from the screens that were on the sides of the stage. He doesn't look like Billy Black here!

I think he was answering a question about putting spinners on his wheelchair for Breaking Dawn.

Gil was fun, but we were waiting for Daddy Cullen aka PFach He of the 1 and half million twitter minions.

We knew he had landed thanks to said twitter!

Before I post pics I just have to say! Jennie Garth you are one lucky woman I hope you know what you got!

Hotness! Um...nice scarf *wink*

Let's get real...everything is nice on this man! You go PFach!

I don't remember what he was talking about here but he was entertaining and soooo nice.

So, far the men of Twilight had not disappointed.

A picture of the screen while Peter was answering questions....what a nice man *sigh*

With a man as busy as him, I think coffee is most likely his only reason he is walking around. He truly loves his fans and it showed! What a nice, sweet, good looking guy. They don't make em better than that.

Did I mention PFach is the bombdotcom! Here is Peter signing and personalizing our Eclipse books.

We had just has our photos taken with him. Seriously, the nicest guy like...ever!

The man is just nice and good-looking! He is the whole package and another reason to love Twilight! Here is the Kellebelle and me and the sweet Peter!

Nori looking especially pretty right before Peter signed her book!

Can you say dreamy? Dammit why is he married!

The culmination of a very good day! Peter took a whole page and you know what? Not one of us was complaining! WE LOVE YOU PETER! THERE IS A REASON YOU HAVE OVER 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS AND FANS!

And so ended, Day 1 of Twitour and on our adventure across frozen Hell aka Nashville back home in the ice where for a little while I was queen of the interstate! I was the only one on it for miles driving on the ice and snow. I had to get my two best friends home safe, but nothing was going to keep us away even another layer of ice the next day

STAY TUNED FOR THE DAY OF THE WOLVES!