Saturday, March 6, 2010

Hell Froze Over! But Charlie's Hotness Melted it!

To quote the kellebelle: "Dude, Charlie Bewley is soooooo hot!"



K, So we have FINALLY arrived at the blog for Day 3 of twi-tour

Kelley, Nori, and I were beyond exhausted and since this was the day that Kellan was supposed to grace us with his present. See Day 1 post for my "controversial" post about that and Kellan's no show.

So first up was Mr. Dance Your Ass Off, Attention Deficit Disorder, Hotter in Person than in the Movies Michael Welch!

the night before he had done some chaneling of Kevin Bacon in Footloose and was SO EASY to photograph!!!

NOT!!!! UM SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACKNESS IS HIM

FAIL!

By the next morning my camera skills had gotten A TEENY BIT better

I said a teeny bit shut up! So yeah that's Michael....Let's just say the MAN WORKS OUT!

Lemme tell ya a small little story
Once upon a time there was this nerdy dude who asked Bella from Twilight to the prom

Then he grew up

To be hotness!! The End!
Kthanxbye!

Seriously though, despite his obvious need for some A-D-D meds he was a hoot and hot to boot! Ha! It rhymes!

Anyhoo, Kelley got to ask him a question and he was real up close and personal! Damn the man is not nerdy at all!
So, Arizona how you likin da rain? Well if it makes men grow up like you then I like it just fine thankyouverymuch!
blurry but hotness

and then Kelley's shoulder as she asked Michael to do his impressions of Taylor and Rob!! They were dead on too!

Not the best look on his face, he's doing an Elvis impression apparently!! Cool Kellebelle! It's your shoulder

So then there was boredomspice as we waited for the afternoon of Volturi hotness to follow!

We were boredspice and pissed that Kellan wasn't here, we were about to be unpissed and fall in love in no time flat, but before we get to that!

You FeFe, sup? Big man? He's 6'7"of man.....hugespiceness

I was practicing my zoom and non-blurryspice picture skills...
This ladies...um...and prolly no gentlemen....is Daniel Cudmore aka Felix of the Volturi! He's a big guy no wonder he can kick Rob..I mean Edward's ass.

The stage was BARELY big enough for all that MAN!

He got a kick out of our southern accents as we did his Canadian words, aye?

Look how perfect that pic is? good thing cause the best was yet to come! Holy hotness!
Daniel was aight...pronounced (aww...ite)


Nice camera skills there Juls...why thanks you Juls...you are welcome!

GOOD PRACTICE FOR THE GRAND AND I DO MEAN GRAND FINALE!!
Team Edward?
Team Jacob?
PShaw!! As If!!

TEAM DEMETRI!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS TO FOLLOW (LOTS OF IT) IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR JUST FAINT AT THE SITE OF PURE UNADULTERATED HEAVENLY DELICIOUSNESS....THIS IS YOUR WARNING TO STOP READING

So, the kellbelle, nori, and I were TIREDSPICE!!

We woke up! When this man came on stage!

Hey there, hotness, you cold? Why the layers? We WANT TO SEE SOME SKIN!!!
figures the one blurry pic of him I get is of a weird face well he likes to do that so you know....he's still hot!!

Blurryspice *cries* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Kellebelle and Nori might kill me but Charlie tends to Ramble...hmmmm...what's the name of my blog again? Oh yeah ramblings haha! I win girls!

I don't usually fan girl but SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HOLY HOTNESS SUPER DEMETRI!!

okay so Charlie started out on stage like this......
He of 1,000 faces!!

Each face just as hot as the other!
I don't know what he was talking about right here....I was standing there with my mouth gaped open in the presence of true hotness!!


So, um Charlie isn't it hot in this room????? I think so!

Apparently so did he, first came off the jacket! Then....he was showing us the new free t-shirt they had given him for free to wear...why would you do such a thing! Do not give that man MORE CLOTHES TO WEAR!!! IDIOTS!!!
Well he liked it and all but he was still a little warm....

Ummm...hi....*thud*

Is that shirt tasty? OMG! You are finespice!!! Dude!!! Wow!! I wanna kill the bitch who caught the t-shirt! Did I menion...HOT!

Yeah that's right point at me and tell them you love me *dies*

This is apparently the most worn shirt at Twi-tour or in Twilight next only to the Rob Stoli shirt! We are not complainin!

Thumbs up! You are hot!

NOT ONLY WAS HE HOT....
He was sooo fun!!! And nice and sweet and greatful and thankful and everything perfect...perfection thy name is Charlie Bewley!
The signature smirk we all know and......(died)

Um....muscles much wow!! nice! *died*

Dies again!

Dead
Doornails have more life.....wow~~

Nice smile there babe! It's for me! Shut up Kelley he's mine Bitca!!


Okay I took like 40 pics of him no joke so just sit back and drool kthanxbye!

idk what to say other than omg! He's sooo hot!

heehee

His shirt gives new meaning to the phrase...give me libertie or give me death...*dies*


(speechless)
Holla! Hotness Alert! this picture marks the birth of.....

SUPER DEMETRI
Long Live Super Demetri!!!! When asked what character he would rather be he answered no one I like my character. You have Alec who has the 1/2 mile per hour mist oooooo scary! NOT!

Then there is Marcus he can sense relationships.......so what?

Caius is pretty much powerless...and Aro's mind reading thing?? Nah!

I can find anyone in the world and I am super fast if I could fly I would be SUPER DEMETRI and there in that phrase was born SUPER DEMETRI!!

then as we got the autographs and got to talk to Charlie ourselves, Kelley, or Nori, who cares who..shot this picture! I cannot thank the good lord enough it was a good day when he was born!!!!

Thank you lord for this picture!! who cares who yelled at us! It was worth it!
What I wouldn't give to be that lollipop! Holy Lord!

Let's just say by the end of the night we were saying Kellan who?

That ladies and gentleman....is um...the end of the hotness! Hotness!!

I miss Twi-tour I miss the hotne
ss I miss being in the presence of all that hotness but I'll tell you one thing boy! If Carlie Bewley comes next year I'm there!!!

Even the frozen tundra can't keep me away!

Love,
Juls, Queen of Randomness...PS this is funny as hell!!!!

P.P.S. that's my opinion oughta be yours if it's not then whatever!

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/robert-pattinson/1205692/#share_content

Sorry I tried to get it embedded....didn't work! Oh well copy and paste it's worth it!

3 comments:

  1. OMG! *drools, swoon, thud, dead*
    THE.END! no words! Charlie is just soooo *sighs dreamily* godlike *taps chin* good enough word? *giggleS*

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