Wednesday, March 31, 2010

From Frozen Tundra to the Sahara Desert, Nashville WTF?



So, I'm back!!! LONG TIME NO BLOG :(

I know you were all holding your breathe I mean who needs Eclipse when you have my ramblings??

Well the clock for it is -------> over there somewhere

Little less than 3 months and then we will have to wait like.....i dunno....years! for Breaking Dawn.....I'll be using my walker to go see the ageless Edward Cullen who now looks like he's 30 due to chain smoking and drinking

Rob oh my god at least take out the ciggy to drink the coffee!

For someone who is supposed to look forever 17 you are doing everything you can to age yourself!

I reached a very obvious but long thought out decision. I am NOT obssessed with Robert Pattinson....Kristen can have him they both smoke lots of pot and cigs and drink and party in the USA and Canada and England! You go guys!

After seeing Remember Me, I have come to the conclusion

DON'T HATE!

I love Edward Cullen not Robert Pattinson!

Edward is perfect, he never has to shave or looks like he needs a shower.

I get it Edward is a fictional character! Exactly! I love Twilight because it's another world! Nothing like that could ever happen in real life and it's so obvious to those of us who know the difference

I Know right! Why can't he be? Damn you SM and your sparkling perfect specimen of manhood!

Okay like you know you are obsessed with something when you can make fun of it!

At hot topic funniest shirt!
I soooo wanted it and so did the Kellebelle...it said

"Then Buffy Staked Edward...the End"

YES COMBINING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BUFFY AND TWILIGHT! PURE GENIUS!

So, I was out today in my jeans and short sleeve shirt and I just about melted, I mean dude get me an egg and I could cook it on the curb....holy hotness batman for real....

Dear Nashville, Where the hell did Fall and Spring go? You skipped them you bitch! NOT COOL!
KThanxbye

Well, I will have to say one thing as I knock on every wooded surface in my house...

No allergies YET!

BUT I know the devious torture chamber that is Nashville, allergy season is coming and coming soon! Damn you Nashville!

So this is Nashville in January...look like a scene from like some apolcalypse movie or something *shudders*

It was so snowy that people in Nashville were doing something I didn't even know they knew how to do! WALKING! HOLY CRAP THEY CAN WALK? SINCE WHEN?

Now Nashville, looks like this:
So, pretty spring is here..ladeeda!!!!!!! F***K THAT IT'S HOT AS SHIT!

SWITCHES TO METEROLOGIST MODE:
It is currently 86 degrees here in the Nashville area but after exiting an air-conditioned enclosed space, it feels like it's 100 *dies*

Spring is the one good thing we get all year Nashville please don't rob us of that!

Speaking of Rob hehe.....totally off topic but who cares!

I went to see Remember Me, but like all those fangirls who wanted to kill Emilie De Ravin when he was shooting with her in New York...don't you worry they have like ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, Chemistry

The movie is well acted but like the sex scenes were just.....AWKWARD!

I AM POSITIVE IT'S THE GIRL'S FAULT!

One thing that bothered me though and still does.....

I'm BOTHERED!!! HEHEHEHE
What they covered up well with makeup was the beard burn that Emilie De Ravin must have sported for the whole movie...


ROBBIE P.
MEET

Mr. Razor!

Mr. Razor meet Robbie P.
Oh Rob don't be that way, as long as you do it right you won't hurt yourself!

So, people say to me but he's british they don't have the same hygiene we do here. Umm....why the hell not? The English Pound is worth more than the US Dollar
They should be EVEN MORE CLEAN than we are!

DEAR HATERS OF THE WORLD,
GET A CLUE! NO ONE LIKES CONSTANT YELLING OUT TO TWITTER WITH NO REASON....YOU JUST LOOK DUMB!

Anyway, I'm out that's all I gotta say for the day....by the way this blog....MY OPINION which means if I want to dis Rob then I will, but he's a good actor in Rmember Me I just wish his roommate had let him borrow a razor and shaving cream every once in a while...

Love ya Rob, but it's called a Razor, look it up. You can google it!

As for Taylor thank god you are finally 18 and I don't feel like I have to look away when your hot sexy abs are in my way....mmmmmmhmmmmmm THOSE PUPPIES ARE SICK SOMEONE CALL THE VET!!!!!!

Hello Biceps!

Thus concludes this selection of ramblings, I'm still the reigning ruler of random world.

That's my opinion outta be yours!

33 comments:

  1. I think I love that scruff too much to ask him to shave it off. Personally I like the tickle, so yeah. BUT I can see your point. Any other man in the world? SHAVE IT OFF!

    AND YOU GO TAYTAY!!! 18 is legal and I can lick you too now. Woo hoo!!

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