HELL FROZE OVER..DAY 2 THE WOLVES DESCEND!

This day will go down in Twi-tour history as the day of the wolves!

Wolf-mania overtook us as we waited patiently (Kellebelle) not me as I have zero patience to see us some hot wolves....

Rawr!

Driving across ice is not easy and it's not fun! I was tempted to skip this day! Nori was NOT going to let that happen!

So after chipping the 5 or 6 inches of ice that was in the shape of my car away...away we went! NOT!!

I was stuck! I couldn't get the car to go forward!!! My poor car just wasn't having it

So I got out and pushed and that didn't work as it's an SUV and I'm not that heavy...

Anyhoo, Nori the genius that she is was like try reversing...and voila it worked as I maneuvered around the neighbors' mailboxes we were on our way across the frozen tundra also known as Nashville!

RANDOM INTERRUPTIVE RANT:

This is MY blog, therefore, my opinions! Someone who shall remain nameless said that opinions are like a**holes everyone has one...
This is a true story, but this is my blog and if you don't like it, don't read it. It's that simple! So I will call Kellan Lutz a flake if I want to it's MY BLOG!

RANT OVER

On to business: We missed the screening of Twilight...like we hadn't seen it 10,000 times....so to say the least upset we were not!

I got a new wireless, scanner, printer thingie so I can finally show you my most (as of this moment) prized possessions

Day 1 was Gil and Peter
Here is the picture that I took with Peter that day! He is so just! There are no words!! He is just an amazing guy! *swoon* He's a dreamboat for sure

Day 2 Day of the Wolves:

So Papa wolf (Gil) was back again to entertain us with his sparkling personality. The man if just down right funny as hell!

Then due to some schedule changes the wolves were delayed and we were petrified! We had had one star cancel on us how many more were going to not come?

THANK THE GOOD LORD, NO MORE CANCELLATIONS

There is that hot blonde chick again with Embry to her right and Bronson to her left, yeah I think that's right (bronson's in stripes)

Those of you who are not Twi-hards may know them better as Embry and Jared

Okay, there must have been some Redbulls on the plane because Bronson was like the energizer bunny! And we were not complaining! He was so fun!

Here is proof!

If you are wondering why the picture is blurry, it's because he wouldn't be still long enough to take one...lol which is part of why we love you! Nori kept asking how old he was and I think the kellebelle said 20 so yeah he's legal *drool*


Something about the lights, or maybe my camera? Idk? anyway it made their eyes all silver...here is Bronson sitting for just a sec to snap this pic!

HOLLA!

I know what you are thinking! It looks like that famous statue called the thinker! Yep it does but you know, not a statue and so much HOTTER!!!

HOTSPICENESS!

Of course this day brought the fan girls! To be discussed later!

Seems, Kelley, Nori and I all had our "money shots" of one of the celebs mine happened to be Bronson! Here he is inches away and at one point he turned around and I had to lean away not to make contact with his cute butt! No kidding literally!

I KNOW BUT DON'T BE HATEIN~

Well Bronson hop, skipped, and jumped his way through his hour and out came his good buddy, dude in glasses and hat. We were all like who is that?

Oh right, it's Kiowa! Huh? Glasses? Isn't that Quil?

Anyway, not that I can hate on anyone who wears glasses as I am blind as a bat without mine as well...Kiowa not sure....anyway...the poor guy just got off a 6 hour flight from L.A. had a cold and looked like he was just miserable and here were some of the questions from those fangirls we all know and hate....

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

OMG!!! You have to be kidding me! What a stupid dumb question. I was embarrassed for all of Nashville.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

this is what I call pulling a Rob...running his fingers through his hair poor guy he was so sick....but he showed up for us! We love you Kiowa!

Anyway, despite the dumb questions he was jsut as nice as he can be and we finally got our Embry moments and we were running with the wolves...

Again, I apologize for the poor picture quality, this is why I am not a photographer..

There is the Kiowa we all know and love and his toothbrush is the electric kind so if you have one like his you are coolspice! NOT!
YES, HE AND BRONSON HAVE A GF, NO YOU ARE NOT HER so shut up!

This was not the end of the day.....oh no! Tonight was the Vampire Ball!

Could we go back to our room and change? NOPE!!

But in true Norified fashion...Kelley and Nori decided to look fabulous anyway!

Me on the other hand? Yeah I was like I'm going in my Jeans!

Nori and Kelley aren't you FABULOUS!! YES YOU ARE!!

Show off those cute outfits! Pretty nice for dressing in a bathroom stall!

You go girls!

Me= party pooper

There is me and Nori me in the same thing I had worn all day I was so exhausted i could barely move and then there is Nori the makeup of course perfect! Ugh! She sucks! Photogenic is not in my vocabulary apparently

Fun centerpieces made by peeps more creative than us and Michael Welch channeling Kevin Bacon in footloose and singing very badly to some awesome songs....but he was so coolspice...could we get pics? You tell me:
Nope! FAIL! NO PICS OF MICHAEL AND HIS HOT DANCIN SKILLS! THE MAN CAN CUT A RUG FOR SURE!

He was on Day 3...TO BE CONTINUED.....

Hell Literally Froze Over and I Still Went to Twitour Day1

MAY 18TH, 2017


UPDATE BABY YEARS AND MATURITY LATER.

TWILIGHT IS OVER AND THE "WOLF GUYS" NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN. TAYLOR LAUTNER HAS TROUBLE GETTING JOBS AND RPATTZ IS WITH SOME CHICK CALLED FKA. TWIGS......THERE WAS A FLOOD IN NASHVILLE. I'M 36 AND 100 POUNDS FATTER THAN IN THE PREVIOUS PICS.

Okay, here's the sitch:

January, 29 through 31st tested my twi-obsession....to the limit

The kellebelle (@kellebelle1981 @NoriFB and I have been and were saving up money for twitour to meet Kellan Lutz and Peter Facinelli among others to be discussed later!

I LIVE IN THE SOUTH PEOPLE....WE GET WINTER FOR ABOUT ONE WEEK A YEAR!

Not this particular year though!

This year Mother Nature thought she would try to keep us from twitour with ice over the roads and 6 inches of snow....

SIDE NOTE: I realize to those up North this is a measley amount...see here's the thing.

You guys have I don't know...um...tools to handle this with whereas we here in the South don't

have...like..any!

Salt, yeah what about it? It tastes good on food. Oh you can put it on roads and melt the ice? Oh really? We didn't get the memo!

So, every day I had to scrape the inches of ice off my windshield so I could see and brave roads that if required to stop, brakes wouldn't work. I had waited too long and paid way too much money to NOT go.

So hi ho hi ho over the ice we go to twitour.

Here's the Kellebelle! Which way girl? I dub thee queen of the dorks in your twilight Burger King Crown.

Kellan, the flake, Lutz had cancelled due to some movie he was shooting which seems wierd since I saw pictures of him skiing that weekend...hmmm...guess a ski trip is more important that the 1000 plus fans who paid to see you. Oh well! REPLACEMENTS were on their way!

Then the BFF's showed me up by both wearing said dorky crowns. Damn you! That's okay! I will pass this time! ;)

Here's the three of us just before Gil took the stage! Look at the Kellebelle and her lefty camera holding skills!!

The first person we got the extreme pleasure to meet was Gil Birmingham!

The man 1st of all looks 10 years younger than Billy Black in person and 2nd was a frickin hoot and could make a joke out of even the dumbest question.

Here is Gil entering the stage and showing us he looks very good without a wheelchair!

Holla Gil!

The seats were numbered alphabetically and we were only in row F but because I have a crappy camera without an insane zoom, trial and error blur...this is about as close as I could get.

This is a picture of Gil from the screens that were on the sides of the stage. He doesn't look like Billy Black here!

I think he was answering a question about putting spinners on his wheelchair for Breaking Dawn.

Gil was fun, but we were waiting for Daddy Cullen aka PFach He of the 1 and half million twitter minions.

We knew he had landed thanks to said twitter!

Before I post pics I just have to say! Jennie Garth you are one lucky woman I hope you know what you got!

Hotness! Um...nice scarf *wink*

Let's get real...everything is nice on this man! You go PFach!

I don't remember what he was talking about here but he was entertaining and soooo nice.

So, far the men of Twilight had not disappointed.

A picture of the screen while Peter was answering questions....what a nice man *sigh*

With a man as busy as him, I think coffee is most likely his only reason he is walking around. He truly loves his fans and it showed! What a nice, sweet, good looking guy. They don't make em better than that.

Did I mention PFach is the bombdotcom! Here is Peter signing and personalizing our Eclipse books.

We had just has our photos taken with him. Seriously, the nicest guy like...ever!

The man is just nice and good-looking! He is the whole package and another reason to love Twilight! Here is the Kellebelle and me and the sweet Peter!

Nori looking especially pretty right before Peter signed her book!

Can you say dreamy? Dammit why is he married!

The culmination of a very good day! Peter took a whole page and you know what? Not one of us was complaining! WE LOVE YOU PETER! THERE IS A REASON YOU HAVE OVER 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS AND FANS!

And so ended, Day 1 of Twitour and on our adventure across frozen Hell aka Nashville back home in the ice where for a little while I was queen of the interstate! I was the only one on it for miles driving on the ice and snow. I had to get my two best friends home safe, but nothing was going to keep us away even another layer of ice the next day

STAY TUNED FOR THE DAY OF THE WOLVES!

I FAIL AT BLOGGING

A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE MAY 18,  2017

SO UPDATE. NASHVILLE STILL GETS COLD AS HELL AND I AM OLD......AND TWILIGHT IS SO LAME......THIS IS A WALK DOWN SCARY MEMORY LANE.



FIRST I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH AN EPIC FAIL AT UPDATING THIS BLOG! *FACEPALM*

Well, what's going on in my life? Let's see..hmmmm

My sleep pattern is just FUBAR'D

For example, I get up when this happens at
TWILIGHT

and then I go to bed at

this time:
I go to sleep at Breaking Dawn...that was a friend's saying but I stole it cause I can and because no one is allowed to be more clever than me so :P

So pretty much all day I spend my time on this:
Yep, that's me these days except replace the remote with a laptop and you got my life on a daily basis

See, the thing is I do this Twilight role play site, and like I play Bella, so I'm married to Edward...be jealous bitches!! It's so fun! You should try it!

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT

http://eternaltwilove.ning.com <------where br="" i="" life="" my="" spend="">
because it's freaking insanely like this outside: So I see no human beings in person...it's freaking cold dude! I mean the low yesterday was 3! This is the south it's not supposed to get this cold here...

Okay, take out the snow, we don't get that, just freaking ice and coldness!

I thought birds flew to us for winter? Shoot, where are they going to fly now? The equator?

So, through, twitter which honestly does connect the world I've met some friends from all over the world,
The Phillipines,
Japan
Australia
even the tiny island of New Zealand, most known for where they shot those Lord of the Rings movies or aka Middle Earth

Well, it's a new decade! WTH?

Where did ten years go? They say time flies when you are having fun...well some of the last ten years were fun but a lot of them sucked so why they hell did time fly?

I GOT SCREWED!

2010 is here...I don't think i'll ever get used to writing it...I give up

I'M IN DENIAL

As far as hollywood goes, I don't care, New Moon was the peak of the events I was looking forward to except my polar bear girl....(inside joke) visiting

of course I've been hanging with the kellebelle1981 duhspice! She's the BFF I mean come on peeps.

Other than accidentally stumbling on what the real Rob Pattinson's secret twitter is.....that was cool...but don't bother asking! FINDERS KEEPERS BITCHES!

DON'T WORRY I'M NOT SPECIAL HE DOESN'T TWEET ME AND I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY IT'S REALLY HIM BUT I CAN NEVER BE 100 PERCENT SURE.....PFACH WON'T BE ANNOUNCING IT.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE HINT.....IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS NAME. DUH THE MAN WANTS TO BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!

Let's follow the example of Respect RPattz and the Rpattz Project and leave him the hell alone. The man has a microscope on him 24/7 geez. How does he even sleep? I would be so paranoid!

Rob you are the bombdotcom that you deal with all that bullshit and still are nice to your insane fans

DEAR FANGIRLS: Next time you feel compelled to scream at RPattz or TLau or whoever your Twi-crush is do this first

Go to a complete stranger on the street as they are walking and just start screaming at them. When they look at you like you belong in a mental institution then you will understand how these stars feel when you scream at them.

Idiots!

I have NEVER HEARD a story where some fan screamed at a star and he instantly picked up said fangirl and fell in love with her and made her his wife...so STOP IT DAMMIT IT'S JUST EMBARRASING TO ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!!


DO IT ON THE INSIDE IF YOU MUST....

NEXT POST AFTER TWI-TOUR!

LOVE, QUEEN OF ALL THINGS RANDOMSPICE!

Julz!


Sorry for the lack of pics...don't want to show the fangirls...they are crazy enough they don't need more attention!

PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS TOMORROW, IXNAY ON THE SCREAMING!!!

I'm wasting my time but it's worth saying....

Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

Once upon a time in a place called Nashville, there lived a girl named, me.

She hated the weather! Because one day it would be appropriate for thisOkay, duh without the ocean, it's Tennessee people get a map! I'm making a point.

then the next day you would wake up to this
Frost? What the hell? It was like 70 and sunny yesterday?? Pardon me Mothernature but is this a way to mess with our heads?? Thanks....NOT!!

I'm no little miss religious....FOR SURE! But I grew up Catholic and therefore have a huge family! Well, a wierd phenomenon has happened to me lately and only God could have done this.

I stopped worrying about something and eventually this something fixed itself and left me no need to worry.

There was a quote on this church once that said. "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it's something to do, but it won't get you anywhere...Well it is a church so I say!

A to the Men!!



This is dedicated to all those I love the most. @ScottishDracFan-Nori @kellebelle1981-Kellebelle @glitterbug_81-Amy @TenaciousAlly-Allison @VictoriaAlise-Alise @DeanNSaminmyBed-Iman @Tidus_Yuna- Sarita
Tammy, Rachyrain @rachelninjas, my girl Monica, @MyChemicalMuse


For those of you who hate country (you know who you are) Focus more on the lyrics and message of the song than the genre :P

Follow the advice of this next video no matter who you are!

THIS NEXT VIDEO HAS GOOD ADVICE IF ANYONE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FOLLOW IT....PLEASE TELL ME





Dear Verizon: I HATE YOU!!
Everyone says, oh they have the best coverage, whatever, I am getting ripped off on a daily basis and now I can't even call my friend in Canada. They are all like...it's another country. I'm like DUH, I took geography in elementary school, but why should that constitute me having to pay 50 cents a minute and 25 cents a text...I hate you! As soon as my contracts up I'm gonna flip you the bird and run over to Sprint or T-Mobile or something..shit!! or even if I'm desperate AT&T

On this map you will see Canada, but look what is Northwest of Canada? Alaska! It doesn't cost extra to call there...or to Hawaii for that matter. Stupid verizon...

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW IDIOTS!!!!

Okay, ranted about that way to damn long. Lately, I've suffered from a long endured syndrome that has stayed with me for my entire life but tends to get better at certain times....it's known as...

FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE!

I have a birth defect or brain damage...I was born without that little voice in my head that says don't say that it might be taken the wrong way and then you will cause trouble without meaning to. GREAT, AWESOME!! I'm surprised I have any damn friends...

Okay on to more important matters,

New Moon, in two weeks has taken the world by storm and made over half a BILLION dollars....News stories in all countries are saying this is unexpected....SERIOUSLY??

Unexpected?? Must have a different definition of unexpected....People camped out for days at the premiere...idiots!!

People scream at RPattz like he's Jesus incarnate. All I have to say is unexpected it the dumbest thing I have ever heard about New Moon's success...now we are counting down until Eclipse which will "unexpectedly" break morer box office records I'm sure.

Okay, one criticism of the movie. Kstew I love you, it's not your fault, but there is this thing that humans do very often and that's blink.

In Twilight you blinked way too much in New Moon not at all. Find a happy medium.

I've been addicted to Twilight Twitter role play lately because I'm a member of a great site. It's always fun to watch the action unfold.

http://truetwilight.ning.com

Join! You won't regret!! 18 and over only

Oh yeah some other stuff happened in hollywood....does anything but New Moon matter? Nope...didn't think so...

Dear Gosselins: GO AWAY!

ONE MORE THING!

I saw the Blindside!!! Damn good movie...if you hate Ole Miss don't go, but otherwise go!

Okay, that's all folks, sorry the blog is so boring...I'm boring lately! I've ranted and rambled my way halfway through Monday.

I have a case of the Mondays for sure!

Love ya, That's my opinion oughta be yours

Julz Reigning Queen of Ramblings accept NO SUBSTITUTES!

p.s. Love Christmas Hate shopping...grrr...shopping sucks! When it's not for me.

Can't wait to see my girls in a couple of weeks {blows kisses}