From Frozen Tundra to the Sahara Desert, Nashville WTF?

So, I'm back!!! LONG TIME NO BLOG :(

I know you were all holding your breathe I mean who needs Eclipse when you have my ramblings??

Well the clock for it is -------> over there somewhere

Little less than 3 months and then we will have to wait like.....i dunno....years! for Breaking Dawn.....I'll be using my walker to go see the ageless Edward Cullen who now looks like he's 30 due to chain smoking and drinking

Rob oh my god at least take out the ciggy to drink the coffee!

For someone who is supposed to look forever 17 you are doing everything you can to age yourself!

I reached a very obvious but long thought out decision. I am NOT obssessed with Robert Pattinson....Kristen can have him they both smoke lots of pot and cigs and drink and party in the USA and Canada and England! You go guys!

After seeing Remember Me, I have come to the conclusion

DON'T HATE!

I love Edward Cullen not Robert Pattinson!

Edward is perfect, he never has to shave or looks like he needs a shower.

I get it Edward is a fictional character! Exactly! I love Twilight because it's another world! Nothing like that could ever happen in real life and it's so obvious to those of us who know the difference

I Know right! Why can't he be? Damn you SM and your sparkling perfect specimen of manhood!

Okay like you know you are obsessed with something when you can make fun of it!

At hot topic funniest shirt!

I soooo wanted it and so did the Kellebelle...it said

"Then Buffy Staked Edward...the End"

YES COMBINING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BUFFY AND TWILIGHT! PURE GENIUS!

So, I was out today in my jeans and short sleeve shirt and I just about melted, I mean dude get me an egg and I could cook it on the curb....holy hotness batman for real....

Dear Nashville, Where the hell did Fall and Spring go? You skipped them you bitch! NOT COOL!

KThanxbye

Well, I will have to say one thing as I knock on every wooded surface in my house...

No allergies YET!

BUT I know the devious torture chamber that is Nashville, allergy season is coming and coming soon! Damn you Nashville!

So this is Nashville in January...look like a scene from like some apolcalypse movie or something *shudders*

It was so snowy that people in Nashville were doing something I didn't even know they knew how to do! WALKING! HOLY CRAP THEY CAN WALK? SINCE WHEN?

Now Nashville, looks like this:
So, pretty spring is here..ladeeda!!!!!!! F***K THAT IT'S HOT AS SHIT!

SWITCHES TO METEROLOGIST MODE:
It is currently 86 degrees here in the Nashville area but after exiting an air-conditioned enclosed space, it feels like it's 100 *dies*

Spring is the one good thing we get all year Nashville please don't rob us of that!

Speaking of Rob hehe.....totally off topic but who cares!

I went to see Remember Me, but like all those fangirls who wanted to kill Emilie De Ravin when he was shooting with her in New York...don't you worry they have like ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, Chemistry

The movie is well acted but like the sex scenes were just.....AWKWARD!

I AM POSITIVE IT'S THE GIRL'S FAULT!

One thing that bothered me though and still does.....

I'm BOTHERED!!! HEHEHEHE
What they covered up well with makeup was the beard burn that Emilie De Ravin must have sported for the whole movie...


ROBBIE P.
MEET

Mr. Razor!

Mr. Razor meet Robbie P.
Oh Rob don't be that way, as long as you do it right you won't hurt yourself!

So, people say to me but he's british they don't have the same hygiene we do here. Umm....why the hell not? The English Pound is worth more than the US Dollar
They should be EVEN MORE CLEAN than we are!

DEAR HATERS OF THE WORLD,
GET A CLUE! NO ONE LIKES CONSTANT YELLING OUT TO TWITTER WITH NO REASON....YOU JUST LOOK DUMB!

Anyway, I'm out that's all I gotta say for the day....by the way this blog....MY OPINION which means if I want to dis Rob then I will, but he's a good actor in Rmember Me I just wish his roommate had let him borrow a razor and shaving cream every once in a while...

Love ya Rob, but it's called a Razor, look it up. You can google it!

As for Taylor thank god you are finally 18 and I don't feel like I have to look away when your hot sexy abs are in my way....mmmmmmhmmmmmm THOSE PUPPIES ARE SICK SOMEONE CALL THE VET!!!!!!

Hello Biceps!

Thus concludes this selection of ramblings, I'm still the reigning ruler of random world.

That's my opinion outta be yours!

Hell Froze Over! But Charlie's Hotness Melted it!

To quote the kellebelle: "Dude, Charlie Bewley is soooooo hot!"

K, So we have FINALLY arrived at the blog for Day 3 of twi-tour

Kelley, Nori, and I were beyond exhausted and since this was the day that Kellan was supposed to grace us with his present. See Day 1 post for my "controversial" post about that and Kellan's no show.

So first up was Mr. Dance Your Ass Off, Attention Deficit Disorder, Hotter in Person than in the Movies Michael Welch!

the night before he had done some chaneling of Kevin Bacon in Footloose and was SO EASY to photograph!!!

NOT!!!! UM SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACKNESS IS HIM

FAIL!

By the next morning my camera skills had gotten A TEENY BIT better

I said a teeny bit shut up! So yeah that's Michael....Let's just say the MAN WORKS OUT!

Lemme tell ya a small little story
Once upon a time there was this nerdy dude who asked Bella from Twilight to the prom

Then he grew up

To be hotness!! The End!
Kthanxbye!

Seriously though, despite his obvious need for some A-D-D meds he was a hoot and hot to boot! Ha! It rhymes!

Anyhoo, Kelley got to ask him a question and he was real up close and personal! Damn the man is not nerdy at all!
So, Arizona how you likin da rain? Well if it makes men grow up like you then I like it just fine thankyouverymuch!
blurry but hotness

and then Kelley's shoulder as she asked Michael to do his impressions of Taylor and Rob!! They were dead on too!

Not the best look on his face, he's doing an Elvis impression apparently!! Cool Kellebelle! It's your shoulder

So then there was boredomspice as we waited for the afternoon of Volturi hotness to follow!

We were boredspice and pissed that Kellan wasn't here, we were about to be unpissed and fall in love in no time flat, but before we get to that!

You FeFe, sup? Big man? He's 6'7"of man.....hugespiceness

I was practicing my zoom and non-blurryspice picture skills...
This ladies...um...and prolly no gentlemen....is Daniel Cudmore aka Felix of the Volturi! He's a big guy no wonder he can kick Rob..I mean Edward's ass.

The stage was BARELY big enough for all that MAN!

He got a kick out of our southern accents as we did his Canadian words, aye?

Look how perfect that pic is? good thing cause the best was yet to come! Holy hotness!
Daniel was aight...pronounced (aww...ite)


Nice camera skills there Juls...why thanks you Juls...you are welcome!

GOOD PRACTICE FOR THE GRAND AND I DO MEAN GRAND FINALE!!
Team Edward?
Team Jacob?
PShaw!! As If!!

TEAM DEMETRI!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS TO FOLLOW (LOTS OF IT) IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR JUST FAINT AT THE SITE OF PURE UNADULTERATED HEAVENLY DELICIOUSNESS....THIS IS YOUR WARNING TO STOP READING

So, the kellbelle, nori, and I were TIREDSPICE!!

We woke up! When this man came on stage!

Hey there, hotness, you cold? Why the layers? We WANT TO SEE SOME SKIN!!!
figures the one blurry pic of him I get is of a weird face well he likes to do that so you know....he's still hot!!

Blurryspice *cries* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Kellebelle and Nori might kill me but Charlie tends to Ramble...hmmmm...what's the name of my blog again? Oh yeah ramblings haha! I win girls!

I don't usually fan girl but SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HOLY HOTNESS SUPER DEMETRI!!

okay so Charlie started out on stage like this......
He of 1,000 faces!!

Each face just as hot as the other!
I don't know what he was talking about right here....I was standing there with my mouth gaped open in the presence of true hotness!!


So, um Charlie isn't it hot in this room????? I think so!

Apparently so did he, first came off the jacket! Then....he was showing us the new free t-shirt they had given him for free to wear...why would you do such a thing! Do not give that man MORE CLOTHES TO WEAR!!! IDIOTS!!!
Well he liked it and all but he was still a little warm....

Ummm...hi....*thud*

Is that shirt tasty? OMG! You are finespice!!! Dude!!! Wow!! I wanna kill the bitch who caught the t-shirt! Did I menion...HOT!

Yeah that's right point at me and tell them you love me *dies*

This is apparently the most worn shirt at Twi-tour or in Twilight next only to the Rob Stoli shirt! We are not complainin!

Thumbs up! You are hot!

NOT ONLY WAS HE HOT....
He was sooo fun!!! And nice and sweet and greatful and thankful and everything perfect...perfection thy name is Charlie Bewley!
The signature smirk we all know and......(died)

Um....muscles much wow!! nice! *died*

Dies again!

Dead
Doornails have more life.....wow~~

Nice smile there babe! It's for me! Shut up Kelley he's mine Bitca!!


Okay I took like 40 pics of him no joke so just sit back and drool kthanxbye!

idk what to say other than omg! He's sooo hot!

heehee

His shirt gives new meaning to the phrase...give me libertie or give me death...*dies*


(speechless)
Holla! Hotness Alert! this picture marks the birth of.....

SUPER DEMETRI
Long Live Super Demetri!!!! When asked what character he would rather be he answered no one I like my character. You have Alec who has the 1/2 mile per hour mist oooooo scary! NOT!

Then there is Marcus he can sense relationships.......so what?

Caius is pretty much powerless...and Aro's mind reading thing?? Nah!

I can find anyone in the world and I am super fast if I could fly I would be SUPER DEMETRI and there in that phrase was born SUPER DEMETRI!!

then as we got the autographs and got to talk to Charlie ourselves, Kelley, or Nori, who cares who..shot this picture! I cannot thank the good lord enough it was a good day when he was born!!!!

Thank you lord for this picture!! who cares who yelled at us! It was worth it!
What I wouldn't give to be that lollipop! Holy Lord!

Let's just say by the end of the night we were saying Kellan who?

That ladies and gentleman....is um...the end of the hotness! Hotness!!

I miss Twi-tour I miss the hotne
ss I miss being in the presence of all that hotness but I'll tell you one thing boy! If Carlie Bewley comes next year I'm there!!!

Even the frozen tundra can't keep me away!

Love,
Juls, Queen of Randomness...PS this is funny as hell!!!!

P.P.S. that's my opinion oughta be yours if it's not then whatever!

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/robert-pattinson/1205692/#share_content

Sorry I tried to get it embedded....didn't work! Oh well copy and paste it's worth it!

HELL FROZE OVER..DAY 2 THE WOLVES DESCEND!

This day will go down in Twi-tour history as the day of the wolves!

Wolf-mania overtook us as we waited patiently (Kellebelle) not me as I have zero patience to see us some hot wolves....

Rawr!

Driving across ice is not easy and it's not fun! I was tempted to skip this day! Nori was NOT going to let that happen!

So after chipping the 5 or 6 inches of ice that was in the shape of my car away...away we went! NOT!!

I was stuck! I couldn't get the car to go forward!!! My poor car just wasn't having it

So I got out and pushed and that didn't work as it's an SUV and I'm not that heavy...

Anyhoo, Nori the genius that she is was like try reversing...and voila it worked as I maneuvered around the neighbors' mailboxes we were on our way across the frozen tundra also known as Nashville!

RANDOM INTERRUPTIVE RANT:

This is MY blog, therefore, my opinions! Someone who shall remain nameless said that opinions are like a**holes everyone has one...
This is a true story, but this is my blog and if you don't like it, don't read it. It's that simple! So I will call Kellan Lutz a flake if I want to it's MY BLOG!

RANT OVER

On to business: We missed the screening of Twilight...like we hadn't seen it 10,000 times....so to say the least upset we were not!

I got a new wireless, scanner, printer thingie so I can finally show you my most (as of this moment) prized possessions

Day 1 was Gil and Peter
Here is the picture that I took with Peter that day! He is so just! There are no words!! He is just an amazing guy! *swoon* He's a dreamboat for sure

Day 2 Day of the Wolves:

So Papa wolf (Gil) was back again to entertain us with his sparkling personality. The man if just down right funny as hell!

Then due to some schedule changes the wolves were delayed and we were petrified! We had had one star cancel on us how many more were going to not come?

THANK THE GOOD LORD, NO MORE CANCELLATIONS

There is that hot blonde chick again with Embry to her right and Bronson to her left, yeah I think that's right (bronson's in stripes)

Those of you who are not Twi-hards may know them better as Embry and Jared

Okay, there must have been some Redbulls on the plane because Bronson was like the energizer bunny! And we were not complaining! He was so fun!

Here is proof!

If you are wondering why the picture is blurry, it's because he wouldn't be still long enough to take one...lol which is part of why we love you! Nori kept asking how old he was and I think the kellebelle said 20 so yeah he's legal *drool*


Something about the lights, or maybe my camera? Idk? anyway it made their eyes all silver...here is Bronson sitting for just a sec to snap this pic!

HOLLA!

I know what you are thinking! It looks like that famous statue called the thinker! Yep it does but you know, not a statue and so much HOTTER!!!

HOTSPICENESS!

Of course this day brought the fan girls! To be discussed later!

Seems, Kelley, Nori and I all had our "money shots" of one of the celebs mine happened to be Bronson! Here he is inches away and at one point he turned around and I had to lean away not to make contact with his cute butt! No kidding literally!

I KNOW BUT DON'T BE HATEIN~

Well Bronson hop, skipped, and jumped his way through his hour and out came his good buddy, dude in glasses and hat. We were all like who is that?

Oh right, it's Kiowa! Huh? Glasses? Isn't that Quil?

Anyway, not that I can hate on anyone who wears glasses as I am blind as a bat without mine as well...Kiowa not sure....anyway...the poor guy just got off a 6 hour flight from L.A. had a cold and looked like he was just miserable and here were some of the questions from those fangirls we all know and hate....

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

OMG!!! You have to be kidding me! What a stupid dumb question. I was embarrassed for all of Nashville.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

this is what I call pulling a Rob...running his fingers through his hair poor guy he was so sick....but he showed up for us! We love you Kiowa!

Anyway, despite the dumb questions he was jsut as nice as he can be and we finally got our Embry moments and we were running with the wolves...

Again, I apologize for the poor picture quality, this is why I am not a photographer..

There is the Kiowa we all know and love and his toothbrush is the electric kind so if you have one like his you are coolspice! NOT!
YES, HE AND BRONSON HAVE A GF, NO YOU ARE NOT HER so shut up!

This was not the end of the day.....oh no! Tonight was the Vampire Ball!

Could we go back to our room and change? NOPE!!

But in true Norified fashion...Kelley and Nori decided to look fabulous anyway!

Me on the other hand? Yeah I was like I'm going in my Jeans!

Nori and Kelley aren't you FABULOUS!! YES YOU ARE!!

Show off those cute outfits! Pretty nice for dressing in a bathroom stall!

You go girls!

Me= party pooper

There is me and Nori me in the same thing I had worn all day I was so exhausted i could barely move and then there is Nori the makeup of course perfect! Ugh! She sucks! Photogenic is not in my vocabulary apparently

Fun centerpieces made by peeps more creative than us and Michael Welch channeling Kevin Bacon in footloose and singing very badly to some awesome songs....but he was so coolspice...could we get pics? You tell me:
Nope! FAIL! NO PICS OF MICHAEL AND HIS HOT DANCIN SKILLS! THE MAN CAN CUT A RUG FOR SURE!

He was on Day 3...TO BE CONTINUED.....