Back after two years with Random Ramblings

 Ok so the name of this blog is ramblings.

So here goes. 

I used to own and run an RP site where people would tweet as characters of popular movies and tv shows but really it was just a place to connect. 

Had problems, got lazy, closed it. 

So now I get on Facebook and Tumblr praying for just one interesting thing to show up. Most of the time. Not. But sometimes. 

Here are some recent gems from my endeavors. 

Yep I feel you Steve. My emotions can go from zero to 60 faster than well....whatever the hell is really fast? Idk. A cheetah?

Ok, it's no secret I'm in love with Misha Collins. If you don't know this about me. You don't know me very well. 

Here's my 2011 10 seconds of happiness

I love me some Jensen and Jared. They are both eye candy, but something about a guy who keeps me laughing and make my cheeks hurt from smiling is the most irresistible thing I've ever experienced. Misha does that. 

Moving on cause he lives in Canada is married and has kids and I look like above.  Yuck! A girl is allowed to dream this is a....kinda....free.....expensive ass country after all. Right? Sometimes I'm not sure but anyway. 

This describes like idk EVERYONE I know.   Moving on let's not get all dramatic about it. 

This is just Truth I had to get out there!

The death of some great people has shown me this is true. We go through our mundane lives never realizing this advice no matter how many times I'm told. I forget. It's great advice but sometimes the best advice is nearly impossible to live by. 

This is the story of my life right now. Not to mention it's Duck Dynasty. I love ALL things duck dynasty! Happy Happy Happy!

Ok enough seriously random ramblings for today. Not my best work. Gotta say. My writing is way out of practice but damn am I getting good on my phone's touch screen! 

This whole post was done on my IPhone that's right I am freaking awesome! Kelley and I started CELEBMANMEAT back up after a very long hiatus. Go check it out. One person that will never be man meat. ANY DUCK DUNASTY GUY! Here's the link in case by some miracle anyone actually reads this blog. 

Http://celebmanmeat.blogspot.com. Visit and for crying out loud. COMMENT!!!

All my random love!

Julie

Twitter @ramblingsofjp



UPDATE MAY 18, 2017

SO....DUCK DYNASTY

 

What's A-Happenin?

What's happenin is the question? Well allow me to ramble about this, that, and the other....

What's happening with me?

That's me and the Norinator as Medusa (Me) and a Greek Goddess...

If you don't know who Medusa is go here now http://www.google.com LOOK IT UP!

I've also got student teaching final project due *dies* Please pray...I need all the prayer I can get atm.

I'm looking for a J-O-B after that and I hope I get one! I'm a good teacher darn it!



WHAT'S HAPPENIN IN TWILIGHT?
Well....They are shooting Breaking Dawn in Brazil and apparently this time Rob really HAS been working out and he and Kristen are together there is no denying it...they be's doing the horizontal Mambo! Ain't nothing wrong with that...


ROBSTEN FOR THE WIN!

What's Happenin in Movies?

1.) BURLESQUE- SO EXCITED BRING IT ON!

2.) HARRY POTTER- MADE TONS OF MONEY...CAN YOU SAY BIG FREAKIN SURPRISE REALLY SARCASTICALLY? I MEAN COME ON! duhspice!

3.) BLOCKBUSTER GOING BANKRUPT- dude word of advice...if you are going bankrupt...figure out why and fix it! Netflix ain't all that come on people let's use those things inside our skull called BRAINS

4.) STARSHIP TROOPERS VOTED BEST BAD MOVIE EVER.... wow it beat out Grease 2, Showgirls, and even Glitter with Mariah Carey....wow that is ACCOMPLISHMENT! cause those it beat....HORRIBLE congrats starship troopers...I bow to your awesome suckiness

5.) TICKET PRICES ARE SKYROCKETING- went to see HP DH Part 1 and like 11 bucks *dies* I remember when it was 6 dollars to see a movie and I am NOT OLD! Makes me wonder why I don't wait for Netflix to get it....cause Blockbuster won't be there....I mean geez....costs more for two hours in a dirty dark room than to eat dinner....

What's a-happenin in TV?
I am addicted to Undercover Boss at the moment however some of those people suck why do they get good stuff every show! I want to see some Donald Trump style "You're Fired"  

HOTTEST SHOW ON TV: WELL IT'S A MATTER OF OPINION BUT JUDGING FROM TWITTER HAVE TO SAY

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES...FTW! you rockspice! gotta say!

James "the hotness" Marsden on Modern Family.....Rawr! bring on the sexy

To be continued another day....

P.S. Lindsay Lohan is in rehab....AGAIN! Are we surprised? NOPE
 not even a little bit


UPDATE: 5/18/2017   That is the last time I wore a Halloween costume and I remember that night well.  Nori now has not one but TWO kids. A girl named Kayla and a boy named Chase. Crazy. I'm about 100 pounds heavier than in the pic above. 

1.) Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 are over and done. Kstew is gay now apparently.  Rpattz is dating some chick named FKA TWIGGS.  Taylor Lautner disappeared from the earth. Peter Facinelli is on Supergirl with the girl on Glee. So he hasn't completely become irrelevant.  He's engaged to Jaimie something or other that plays the bad ass chick that's in love with THOR in the upcoming THIRD MOVIE!

2.) Burlesque is still awesome......I totally love it!

3.) There is now a really long book about Harry Potter's son, and a stage play after 7 blockbuster movies and some spin off called Fantastic Beasts.......

4.) Blockbuster did indeed go bankrupt now everything is online streaming through NETFLIX and AMAZON.   Amazon and Apple are slowly taking over the world and we are on the IPHONE7. 

5.) STARSHIP TROOPERS can rest easy it goes where all movies go that no one cares about in the recycle bin there will most likely be a remake in the near future seems to be the trend these days.  Iron Man, DeadPool, Thor, X-Men, Logan, all the DC and Marvel have exhausted all their superheroes in every form possible.  There have been some real stinkers too since this post was first thought up.  So I doubt that's the worst movie ever.....there is a Baywatch movie with The Rock in it coming out.....chances are good.

6.) TICKET PRICES ARE AS I PREDICTED HIGHER THAN HELL.   I THINK WE PAID LIKE 12.75 to see Fast and Furious 8 after the death of Paul Walker.  I'd talk about that but it makes me sad so nope. 

7.) Undercover Boss is still on the air and I don't watch it ever. It's been a while if a dude in a bad wig comes to work with you after like 14 seasons wouldn't you catch on by now?

8.) Amazing Race is still on...good god why man.....

9.) Survivor has been on so long that they had enough winners to bring them back and put them on the winners Survivor show.

10.) DONALD FREAKING TRUMP is the President of the United States and he's so controversial. WW3 may be upon us.........If you had told me in 2009 that he'd be President I would have laughed so hard. If you had told me last November I would have too but somehow it happened and we live in bizarro land.

11.) The Vampire Diaries was pretty good until Nina Dobrev up and left and then it just sucked. Oh and get this.....the girl who played Rosalie in Twilight is married to Ian Somerhalder.  and she's pregnant with their baby......wth?

12.) Supernatural is still trucking and we are on the Season 12 finale tonight actually. I've been to 3 conventions now.  Met the stars a bunch of times and as far as I'm concerned let it live on.....

13.) Lindsey Lohan is out of rehab for the 5thish time and went on Oprah to try to repair her rep but even the big O couldn't help her she's washed up......

Back and All New!

IT RECENTLY AFTER SOME REFLECTION DAWNED ON ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EVERY BLOG LIKE 20 PAGES LONG. IN ORDER TO BLOG MORE ABOUT THE THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHICH IS EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT UP A LITTLE.  ENJOY!

Okay heres a pic I found of Rob Pattinson looking more buff than usual on the set of Breaking Dawn.

maybe for once those abs aren't painted on but a healthy lifestyle this is not considering he's puffing on a cigarette, just saying.

I went to see my hometown team play in the most nail-biting game like ever it's amazing I have any hair on my head from frustration...

The Tennessee Titans

vs.

The Washington Redskins

WE LOST 19 to 16 in what was a horrible game with some bad calls!

Now I'm home fighting sleep once again...as usual...insomnia is my middle name

Until another day,

JP

LONG LONG LONG TIME NO BLOG!

LONG TIME NO BLOGGETY!

I had two very drunk friends tell me that they think I'm a good blogger.

Well I have a huge desire to prove them wrong the drunkards!
No one even reads this blog!

We shall see! We shall see!

Little bit about what's been rambling on in my life since the last blog?

STUDENT TEACHING

Yes ladies and gents, I am going to pass my ramblings on to the next generation! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

Just kidding! Sort of! I love to teach and coming up with fun ways to make something usually boring really fun is something I get a kick out of!

RANDOM BITCH SEGMENT:
Dear members, producers and anyone responsible for the show The Jersey Shore!

Why did we deserve such torture? These aren't attractive people like on Laguna Beach where you could hate the girls because they looked so good in their bikinis on their California beach house deck.

These are normal, crazy, weirdos from possibly the most polluted and ugly "garden state" in all 50.

FIRST OF ALL? I didn't even know there was a shore in New Jersey this is how much no one gives a crap! When I little miss wanna-be know it all don't feel the need to explore the beautfiful coasts of New Jersey.

So, Snookie, Sham Wow or whatever the hell, and all you other posers and wanna bes who are so insignificant I can't even remember their names......

Dear Jersey Shore members, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan!
This is my one way rocket to the moon, get on it we will fly you there free of charge and drop you off...contact me! Your seats never get full....

There will always be seats for you....I mean hey Sookie chick your hair is almost to the moon anyway, you need to get an advertising deal for that brand "Bump It"

I think you weren't supposed to wear all of them together though!

Dude one bump-it at a time! Not all of them in the box

GO AWAY! GET ON THE ROCKET!

In other news....Dancing with the Stars...no one cares anymore,
Amazing Race, again, no one cares

There is one show that is back in business that I am excited to love and that is Vampire Diaries, Nikita, and Supernatural

Party!

Keep watching, the hot Winchesters the continuing hot slew of stars in Vamp Diaries and Nikita where it just goes to show even a pixie stick girl can be a bad ass!

Thanks for renewing and thanks for the new shows........For once network TV I love ya!

Love,
Juls

MAY 18TH 2017:  Turns out they actually did build a rocket to Mars.....please lord let some of the people on my list get on it.....