Bella Swan ain't got nothin' on me

FRIDAY:

I have been in a funky mood today. It was one of those days where I wanted to veg and sleep and forget about this day.

Reasons:
1.) My car is dead and I don't think it's a vampire car that will rise again. It is from now on to be dubbed the "Edward Cullen"

2.) My parents are acting crazy cause they have problems with their phone on just about once a week.

3.) my determination to be left alone was impossibly interrupted on an hourly basis.

Then, Sunday it just got worse:
I went to dinner with the kellebelle at J Alexander's and then came out to my car put the key in the ignition and NOTHING, literally nothing, the clock didn't work the windows wouldn't roll down, the automatic locks wouldn't even work...I WAS SCREWED!!!!

So, called my Mom and she came to get me and gave me her car to use...the most bizarre car ever...Kelley and I went to the gas station and the remote thingy only works maybe 50 percent of the time...

I didn't lock the doors, Kelley went and got in, and voila, the doors lock, the car tried to EAT my best friend!!! Oh No, you di'int!
BITCH! I will Cut You!

Anyhoo, then we couldn't figure out the air-conditioning, despite reading the manual...
BECAUSE *drum roll*
It's a freakin German hunk of metal unlike my American Chevy piece of metal that doesn't move on it's own!

Stupid German machine!

Anyhoo, so I go on Sunday to the restaurant to tell them not to tow my dead car until I can get to it on Monday and as is Southern hospitality custom, I held the door for a large family and as the door opens....and then closes...there goes my
FINGER!
It was caught and being crushed...I mustered up the voice to say "Someone, please open the door! Then pull out my finger and try to bend it to make sure it's not broken, it's not BTW it's just really, really, really, really, BRUISED AND SWOLLEN!

I have one word OUCH!!

So, let's recap, car died, drivng bizzaro car, crushed finger.

Then comes TODAY, Monday, I don't care what u crush there is no getting out of student teaching, so I go, I'm about 5 minutes late and sans (without) my usual Starbucks fix
so I was very unhappy not to mention trying to figure out how the hell to get my car towed when I cannot be there! GOOD LUCK!

ENTER: The amazing and wonderful Kellbelle she went to my house and got my spare keys and left them under the mat for the tow truck! I LOVE HER!

She's a rock star everybody loves her!

So, they tow the car and I'm hanging pics on the wall at school and lose my balance FOR NO REASON and almost fall...

Then,
My mentor teacher asked me to go to her car to get some cokes and I'm carrying them by their handy dandy handle and....ta da...box rips...cokes go flying...the cherry on top of a frickin AWESOME day!

Let's hope my luck changes soon, I need one of these:
or one of these:
Now for the issues:
Robsten or not Robsten? That is the question
I'm no Ted Casablanca, but I'm gonna offer a Teditorial...

I DON'T CARE!

Dear Summit: If Rob and Kstew like each other and wanna hook up or date or whatever...so what! Just shoot the cotton-pickin movies, make them true to the books, and get over it!

Dear Anyone: WARNING: Until Breaking Dawn has started shooting and we have it confirmed that they WILL in fact shoot it, then don't talk about Summit NOT making it or I will go all CHUCK NORRIS on your ass!!!!!

I don't care that Rob is haunted by his fame...boo frickin hoo...he's also makimg a crap load of money, so for every screaming fan girl also comes a CRAP load of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

and don't give me this crap about he doesn't care and blah blah...he may not spend it on designer clothes but guess what, he pays for hotel rooms at Chateau Marmont, at 5,000 bucks a night and don't tell me those "bodyguards" work for FREE!
hell no!

So, make the money, shoot the movies and quit ur bitchin Summit AND RPATTZ who, let's all admit is bitching, u know it's true! Just do ur job and all will be well then as always happens ur 15 minutes of fangirls will fade too!

Just shoot ALL the Twilight Saga books or ELSE! I'll cut a bitch!!!

Dear Classy and Beautiful Ashley Green:
I have to admit I have a little girl crush on you....but...u shouldn't have posed for naked pics, but if u did ain't no thang! You bes hot! You work hard for ur bod show it off girlfriend!!

Okay so I LOVE Twitter...here's why:

This is of course Kellan Lutz ladies and gentlemens

Allow me to enlighten u in case you don't know how Twitter got me a pass to meet this amazing hottie and all my friends....but he's mine girls back off...kelley can have James Marsters and Katie (aka ecnurse87) can have Rob....or TLau since she's only like 3 years older than him and he is well below mine and Kelley's cougar age!

To calculate your cougar age limit, divide your age in half and add 7 there you go for me and Kellebelle it's 21! U do the math! And Nori is married so nevermind her!

Anyhow, I was on Twitter on Sunday before the new ep of True Blood and heard someone talking to Katie (ecnurse87) about why she didn't get her pic with Kellan when she comes up from Mississippi to the Nashville Twi-tour!

Me: huh? Kellan isn't coming! What are these peeps talking about? I only knew of PFach and the wolves coming, so Kellebelle the wise decides we will look it up!

Kelley: maybe, they have added him
Me: No way in hell we aren't that lucky here in Nashvegas!
Kelley: *types*
Me: Is he coming? huh? huh?
Kelley: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look what just came up on the Nashville Twitour page! Kellan Lutz

Me: *hangs mouth open in shock* then reality of the sitch hits me and

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of a sudden no more finger pain, car, what car? oh yeah whatevs! I get to meet and take a pic with KELLAN LUTZ! HOLY CRAP BALLS!!!!!

The end.

Good story isn't it, yeah I thought so too....

So now, not only do I get to meet this man whom I love:

PFach *fist bump* but he is very very married! to Jennie Garth whom I LOVE so u know it's awesome and all, but TAKEN!

now I get to meet this man who is in my fantasies on a nightly basis and the subect of many inappropriate dreams...

KELLAN LUTZ! You will be mine oh yes you will be mine! No! I'm not a stalker I swear! Okay maybe a little but not a dangerous one!

It hasn't sunk in yet!

So, that is my story, my opinion oughta be urs if it's not...oh well!!! I don't care

I GET TO MEET KELLAN LUTZ! nah nah nah boo boo!

Love,
Queen of Randomness,
Julz

Possibly the Weirdest Day Ever at least for a Friday

K, let's recap...love my student teaching gig, love my cooperating teacher,
Met the kids today, exhausting and some strange but cool, love the whole fourth grade team, love the school, etc.

Here was my agenda for the day

1.) Get up at the buttcrack of dawn aka 6:30 AM
This is sunrise over Nashville, where I live, but I don't live downtown so I don't see this and I don't drive in downtown that early and thank god for that too.

Anyhoo, get to school at 7:30 AM walk to the office and back and it's freakin far...trust me! Did that 6 times in one hour.

Dealt with annoying mob of parents dropping off their kids for a first half-day.
btw parents are lamespice...but it's part of the job...

Kids do work, think I did okay, yeah whatever....

Leave school at 4:05, run home in my car, change to go work out, no clean clothes as I haven't done laundry in like..umm...i dunno...a year!

then, I go workout, not so horrible today, but I ate junk all day so all's I did was cancel out the bad stuff then...

rush to go visit my cousins from Texas haven't seen in 3 years
Stay for like I dunno...30 minutes...see my great auntie who I love dearly! Keep on keepin on...aunt anna...

Dear Aunt Ann: I would do anything for you, but sometimes you are bitchspice, but I love you, just sayin!

Dear my cats: Do you have asthma? Are you allergic to kellebelle's books and dvds? I confused you wheezing and snoring...lazy cats...oh to be a cat for just one day although the litter box..not so fun

Anyhoo, back to the weirdest day ever on the planet....planet Julie of course, natch

So, visit the Texans, hug them goodbye, rush Kellebelle over after her shower and she moves all her crap in my house preparing for moving in....someday!

Then, meet the Racheypoo for supper, she's the bomb-diggety!

She goes to get in her car and drives away happily pushing the gas and the car goes. Meanwhile, I unlock the doors of my car, kellbelle and I get in, turn the key engine almost starts up...but at last second
FAIL!

Then, wait a few seconds, try again, turn the key, nothing, literally nothing, I could work nothing, no windows, no locks, no lights, nothing! My car literally died....did Edward Cullen come by and dazzle it to death or something...I am so pissed!

Dear Dad and Mom: I know funds are tight right now, but, I need a car that umm...works? kthanxbye...let's talk about this lil later k?
oh btw...no more American cars...they like most machinery hate me...let's try something japanese as the fact that it is from another country it might take a long time to understand that it hates me....k? cool!

Here is a picture of the pile of metal that is currently "my car."


So, the mom-face comes to pick up me and kellebelle and graciously lets me borrow her wierdo German car...mercedes...I swear you need a degree in engineering to just figure out the air conditioner...I still haven't figured it out...it's so dumb nothing like, "makes sense."

Stupid expensive German cars and your stupid annoying buttons...oh and btw the key clicker thingie don't work..yay...that will be interesting to figure out...NOT!

So, I guess I 'm driving the mom-face's car until mine gets un-dead, it will be a VAMPIRE CAR! maybe that means it will live forever.

Even Edward's Volvo is looking awesome right now...
So, come back to the Bellevue and driving this weirdo car, momface and dadface gave me Tennessee Titans tix for tomorrow night, not sure if I'm gonna go, the whole no car and the locks don't lock and all...I'm about to say screw it!

I just want to see if they do some kind of tribute to Steve "Air" McNair

finally get home and remember all the things I left in my car since I practically live in in like
1. my garage door-opener
2. all the rest of my shizz
3. my twilight cd truly priceless...irreplaceable
etc. all the things that live in a car you have had forever

There are high points and low points in every part of my life....whatevs....shit happens...I left my copy of Eclipse in my freaking dead car.

IF my car miraculously comes back to life it will now on from hither forth be called the Edward Cullen!

this was the freakin most inconvenient weirdest day ever and I missed my chance to see the New Moon trailer in Bandslam, but if it like what we saw on youtube then never freaking mind!

Dear Summit: Please hurry and produce Eclipse, then Breaking Dawn then get the hell out of my life...kthanxbye!

Dear Megan Fox: you are still a skank and that will never change

You bitch at everything, you bitch about being compared to Angelina Jolie, what the hell are you smoking, be flattered not mad...dumbass, also, if you like Shia date Shia if you like Brian Austin Green do what's best for him and find him someone else.

Dear Sienna Miller: You are a marriage ruining ho-bag and just because you dumped Belthazar Getty after ruining his family, does not make it better or what you did better you=skank...get on my rocket...

P.S. Us Weekly, OK!, Life and Style, stop putting her in the mags or I will stop reading and you DON'T want that to happen...

Dear Kellebelle: thank god you got a job, now one day you can move in...k

Dear Nori: U are coming up! Yay Nashville welcomes you and especially me!

Dear My Chemical Muse: yous be awesomespice!

Dear Katie aka @ecnurse87: come up whenever you can.... you are always welcome no matter when! love ya!

so pray for the dead car that it may come back to life or get traded in for something from China or Japan...anything that runs will suffice...well not anything but most things...NO MORE CHEVY'S EVER!

Okay, that's the nutsiest day ever, welcome to my life, these days are not few and far between the days when it's not like this are few and far-between

Dear Kellbelle: Thanks for putting up with all the drama that is friendship with me...xoxoxoxo

Dear John Hughes: you died, it sucks!

Did I mention my car died? oh yeah and I have on more Dear:

Dear loyal and most beloved followers: I love you but I DESPISE FOLLOW FRIDAY how the hell do I say FF to 766 peeps?? I don't have the time...


I'm out for now love you guys hope you read this...love ya!

JULZ, QUEEN OF RANDOMNESS

P.S. Dear My Oldest Brother: Your kids are sunburnt! I have one word for you. SUNSCREEN!

SEE SUNSCREEN SONG FOR MORE INFO..
PEACE OUT! JULZ!

MY CAR=DUNZO! bye bye I will be rid of you, you albatross...

Julz, queen of randomness

Are They or Aren't They...My Thoughts on this Tuesday!

Okay, I have a bone to pick with the media....

Is there no integrity in journalism anymore?

I can't find the link, but there was this video released on Youtube where a pap...chases Kstew into a cab practically jumpin in the front window...then they chase rob as he leaves in the green porsche! Poor Rob is so nervous he's biting his arm again!

Then there is the tug of war...who's right? OK, Us Weekly, Life n Style?

Life N Style says that Rob and Kristen are ON! That they are hot and heavy!
SEE this week's cover?

But in this week's OK!
It says and I quote "Rob and Kristen Cool Off"

The following is transcribed word for word from OK magazine:

OVERWHELMED BY SUPERSTARDOM AND A SUPERFAMOUS GIRLFRIEND, ROBERT PATTINSON PUTS THEIR ROMANCE ON ICE:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's awkward public reunion at the July 23 Comic-con in San Diego was a reminder that relationships are complicated, especially when you're the galaxy's hottest young stars. Although Kristen, 19, had anticipated that she and Rob could pick up where they left off in June-- when he headed to NYC to film Remember Me while she stayed in L.A. to work on The Runaways--their passion ultimately fizzled.
"I know Kristen still cares for Rob and would like to see their relationship go forward," a source tells OK!. "But Rob seems freaked out by the fame thing and the fact that he can't go anywhere or do anything without fans mobbing him."
Indeed, since the brooding Brit went on location in the Big Apple, Twitter Nation has been in hot pursuit, flocking to the Remember Me set and trailing him out on the town after hours. Not surprisingly, the vampire saga's loyal following became enraged when Rob, 23, began dating co-star Emilie de Ravin in June. As a result, Emilie, 27, cancelled her Comic-Con appearance, and security was beefed up on the indie film's set. "Rob and Kristen's lives have changed so dramatically since they first met on Twilight more than a year ago -- they're both superstars now," the insider explains.
To be sure, Rob i a reluctant idol who would be perfectly happy to spend most of his nights at home, strumming his guitar or quaffing a few brews with his mates in the back corner of a cozy pub. Having a superfamous girlfriend, Rob reasons, only compounds the media glare.
Interestingly, the summer started with Kristen being somewhat skittish about their relationship, torn by her loyalty to longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano, with whom she's since split. Now, however, it's Rob who's holding back. "He still cares for Kristen," the insider says, "but I think he fears that if the two of them are together, the attention won't allow them to have a normal relationship. Rob has more of a "wait and see" attitude than Kristen has. He's looking forward to their spending some on-set time when they move to Vancouver in August to film Eclipse. He's hoping that being on set, where the fans aren't allowed to go, will give them some time to better explore their feelings for each other, then decide if they both want to move forward."
Bottom line, Twilight fans: If you're dying to see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan unite off-screen, you'll have to hang on a bit.
"For Rob and Kristen," the source tells OK!, "the future is up in the air."
-Richard Jerome and Carole Glines

SO WHICH THE FRICK IS IT???

Dear Journalism: get truer, kthanxbye! There is this thing called umm..research...do it. There is also this thing called proof, enough with the stupid lies...

ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY? Who can even tell anymore? I give up!

Robsten or not Robsten...who knows...not me and admit it, not you!

Friday Fumblings and I Think I'm Psychic!

K, so had this good morning, not TOO hard to get out of bed, just a little.
Had a plan, I was Stan with the plan, I was gonna take me computer to school to fill in the boring crap we were sort of "learning" if that's what you could call it.

So, packed my bags, got the plug, got the jump drive, battery charged all good! So, put the plug in the purse, get in car, drive to Starbucks more on that later, get to school and guess what???? FORGOT THE COMPUTER!

Dear Starbucks: Your delicious skinny vanilla lattes rock my world...you save me every morning...THANK YOU

Umm..I think People magazine is copying me and Kellebelle's man meat blog..

For example:

They did Jeffrey Donovan-he's on the man meat blog...
Taylor Kitsch- yep man meat member
Shia are you on the man meat blog???I will have to check on that one.
but
Chris Pine...man meat blog!

I mean duh!

The Rock and Sam Worthington,the hotness of Terminator Salvation..umm yep man meat blog..

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Hahahahahaha this is hilarious...gotta love Joss!