What's A-Happenin?

What's happenin is the question? Well allow me to ramble about this, that, and the other....

What's happening with me?

That's me and the Norinator as Medusa (Me) and a Greek Goddess...

If you don't know who Medusa is go here now http://www.google.com LOOK IT UP!

I've also got student teaching final project due *dies* Please pray...I need all the prayer I can get atm.

I'm looking for a J-O-B after that and I hope I get one! I'm a good teacher darn it!



WHAT'S HAPPENIN IN TWILIGHT?
Well....They are shooting Breaking Dawn in Brazil and apparently this time Rob really HAS been working out and he and Kristen are together there is no denying it...they be's doing the horizontal Mambo! Ain't nothing wrong with that...


ROBSTEN FOR THE WIN!

What's Happenin in Movies?

1.) BURLESQUE- SO EXCITED BRING IT ON!

2.) HARRY POTTER- MADE TONS OF MONEY...CAN YOU SAY BIG FREAKIN SURPRISE REALLY SARCASTICALLY? I MEAN COME ON! duhspice!

3.) BLOCKBUSTER GOING BANKRUPT- dude word of advice...if you are going bankrupt...figure out why and fix it! Netflix ain't all that come on people let's use those things inside our skull called BRAINS

4.) STARSHIP TROOPERS VOTED BEST BAD MOVIE EVER.... wow it beat out Grease 2, Showgirls, and even Glitter with Mariah Carey....wow that is ACCOMPLISHMENT! cause those it beat....HORRIBLE congrats starship troopers...I bow to your awesome suckiness

5.) TICKET PRICES ARE SKYROCKETING- went to see HP DH Part 1 and like 11 bucks *dies* I remember when it was 6 dollars to see a movie and I am NOT OLD! Makes me wonder why I don't wait for Netflix to get it....cause Blockbuster won't be there....I mean geez....costs more for two hours in a dirty dark room than to eat dinner....

What's a-happenin in TV?
I am addicted to Undercover Boss at the moment however some of those people suck why do they get good stuff every show! I want to see some Donald Trump style "You're Fired"  

HOTTEST SHOW ON TV: WELL IT'S A MATTER OF OPINION BUT JUDGING FROM TWITTER HAVE TO SAY

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES...FTW! you rockspice! gotta say!

James "the hotness" Marsden on Modern Family.....Rawr! bring on the sexy

To be continued another day....

P.S. Lindsay Lohan is in rehab....AGAIN! Are we surprised? NOPE
 not even a little bit


UPDATE: 5/18/2017   That is the last time I wore a Halloween costume and I remember that night well.  Nori now has not one but TWO kids. A girl named Kayla and a boy named Chase. Crazy. I'm about 100 pounds heavier than in the pic above. 

1.) Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 are over and done. Kstew is gay now apparently.  Rpattz is dating some chick named FKA TWIGGS.  Taylor Lautner disappeared from the earth. Peter Facinelli is on Supergirl with the girl on Glee. So he hasn't completely become irrelevant.  He's engaged to Jaimie something or other that plays the bad ass chick that's in love with THOR in the upcoming THIRD MOVIE!

2.) Burlesque is still awesome......I totally love it!

3.) There is now a really long book about Harry Potter's son, and a stage play after 7 blockbuster movies and some spin off called Fantastic Beasts.......

4.) Blockbuster did indeed go bankrupt now everything is online streaming through NETFLIX and AMAZON.   Amazon and Apple are slowly taking over the world and we are on the IPHONE7. 

5.) STARSHIP TROOPERS can rest easy it goes where all movies go that no one cares about in the recycle bin there will most likely be a remake in the near future seems to be the trend these days.  Iron Man, DeadPool, Thor, X-Men, Logan, all the DC and Marvel have exhausted all their superheroes in every form possible.  There have been some real stinkers too since this post was first thought up.  So I doubt that's the worst movie ever.....there is a Baywatch movie with The Rock in it coming out.....chances are good.

6.) TICKET PRICES ARE AS I PREDICTED HIGHER THAN HELL.   I THINK WE PAID LIKE 12.75 to see Fast and Furious 8 after the death of Paul Walker.  I'd talk about that but it makes me sad so nope. 

7.) Undercover Boss is still on the air and I don't watch it ever. It's been a while if a dude in a bad wig comes to work with you after like 14 seasons wouldn't you catch on by now?

8.) Amazing Race is still on...good god why man.....

9.) Survivor has been on so long that they had enough winners to bring them back and put them on the winners Survivor show.

10.) DONALD FREAKING TRUMP is the President of the United States and he's so controversial. WW3 may be upon us.........If you had told me in 2009 that he'd be President I would have laughed so hard. If you had told me last November I would have too but somehow it happened and we live in bizarro land.

11.) The Vampire Diaries was pretty good until Nina Dobrev up and left and then it just sucked. Oh and get this.....the girl who played Rosalie in Twilight is married to Ian Somerhalder.  and she's pregnant with their baby......wth?

12.) Supernatural is still trucking and we are on the Season 12 finale tonight actually. I've been to 3 conventions now.  Met the stars a bunch of times and as far as I'm concerned let it live on.....

13.) Lindsey Lohan is out of rehab for the 5thish time and went on Oprah to try to repair her rep but even the big O couldn't help her she's washed up......

Back and All New!

IT RECENTLY AFTER SOME REFLECTION DAWNED ON ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EVERY BLOG LIKE 20 PAGES LONG. IN ORDER TO BLOG MORE ABOUT THE THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHICH IS EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT UP A LITTLE.  ENJOY!

Okay heres a pic I found of Rob Pattinson looking more buff than usual on the set of Breaking Dawn.

maybe for once those abs aren't painted on but a healthy lifestyle this is not considering he's puffing on a cigarette, just saying.

I went to see my hometown team play in the most nail-biting game like ever it's amazing I have any hair on my head from frustration...

The Tennessee Titans

vs.

The Washington Redskins

WE LOST 19 to 16 in what was a horrible game with some bad calls!

Now I'm home fighting sleep once again...as usual...insomnia is my middle name

Until another day,

JP

LONG LONG LONG TIME NO BLOG!

LONG TIME NO BLOGGETY!

I had two very drunk friends tell me that they think I'm a good blogger.

Well I have a huge desire to prove them wrong the drunkards!
No one even reads this blog!

We shall see! We shall see!

Little bit about what's been rambling on in my life since the last blog?

STUDENT TEACHING

Yes ladies and gents, I am going to pass my ramblings on to the next generation! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

Just kidding! Sort of! I love to teach and coming up with fun ways to make something usually boring really fun is something I get a kick out of!

RANDOM BITCH SEGMENT:
Dear members, producers and anyone responsible for the show The Jersey Shore!

Why did we deserve such torture? These aren't attractive people like on Laguna Beach where you could hate the girls because they looked so good in their bikinis on their California beach house deck.

These are normal, crazy, weirdos from possibly the most polluted and ugly "garden state" in all 50.

FIRST OF ALL? I didn't even know there was a shore in New Jersey this is how much no one gives a crap! When I little miss wanna-be know it all don't feel the need to explore the beautfiful coasts of New Jersey.

So, Snookie, Sham Wow or whatever the hell, and all you other posers and wanna bes who are so insignificant I can't even remember their names......

Dear Jersey Shore members, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan!
This is my one way rocket to the moon, get on it we will fly you there free of charge and drop you off...contact me! Your seats never get full....

There will always be seats for you....I mean hey Sookie chick your hair is almost to the moon anyway, you need to get an advertising deal for that brand "Bump It"

I think you weren't supposed to wear all of them together though!

Dude one bump-it at a time! Not all of them in the box

GO AWAY! GET ON THE ROCKET!

In other news....Dancing with the Stars...no one cares anymore,
Amazing Race, again, no one cares

There is one show that is back in business that I am excited to love and that is Vampire Diaries, Nikita, and Supernatural

Party!

Keep watching, the hot Winchesters the continuing hot slew of stars in Vamp Diaries and Nikita where it just goes to show even a pixie stick girl can be a bad ass!

Thanks for renewing and thanks for the new shows........For once network TV I love ya!

Love,
Juls

MAY 18TH 2017:  Turns out they actually did build a rocket to Mars.....please lord let some of the people on my list get on it.....

From Frozen Tundra to the Sahara Desert, Nashville WTF?

So, I'm back!!! LONG TIME NO BLOG :(

I know you were all holding your breathe I mean who needs Eclipse when you have my ramblings??

Well the clock for it is -------> over there somewhere

Little less than 3 months and then we will have to wait like.....i dunno....years! for Breaking Dawn.....I'll be using my walker to go see the ageless Edward Cullen who now looks like he's 30 due to chain smoking and drinking

Rob oh my god at least take out the ciggy to drink the coffee!

For someone who is supposed to look forever 17 you are doing everything you can to age yourself!

I reached a very obvious but long thought out decision. I am NOT obssessed with Robert Pattinson....Kristen can have him they both smoke lots of pot and cigs and drink and party in the USA and Canada and England! You go guys!

After seeing Remember Me, I have come to the conclusion

DON'T HATE!

I love Edward Cullen not Robert Pattinson!

Edward is perfect, he never has to shave or looks like he needs a shower.

I get it Edward is a fictional character! Exactly! I love Twilight because it's another world! Nothing like that could ever happen in real life and it's so obvious to those of us who know the difference

I Know right! Why can't he be? Damn you SM and your sparkling perfect specimen of manhood!

Okay like you know you are obsessed with something when you can make fun of it!

At hot topic funniest shirt!

I soooo wanted it and so did the Kellebelle...it said

"Then Buffy Staked Edward...the End"

YES COMBINING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BUFFY AND TWILIGHT! PURE GENIUS!

So, I was out today in my jeans and short sleeve shirt and I just about melted, I mean dude get me an egg and I could cook it on the curb....holy hotness batman for real....

Dear Nashville, Where the hell did Fall and Spring go? You skipped them you bitch! NOT COOL!

KThanxbye

Well, I will have to say one thing as I knock on every wooded surface in my house...

No allergies YET!

BUT I know the devious torture chamber that is Nashville, allergy season is coming and coming soon! Damn you Nashville!

So this is Nashville in January...look like a scene from like some apolcalypse movie or something *shudders*

It was so snowy that people in Nashville were doing something I didn't even know they knew how to do! WALKING! HOLY CRAP THEY CAN WALK? SINCE WHEN?

Now Nashville, looks like this:
So, pretty spring is here..ladeeda!!!!!!! F***K THAT IT'S HOT AS SHIT!

SWITCHES TO METEROLOGIST MODE:
It is currently 86 degrees here in the Nashville area but after exiting an air-conditioned enclosed space, it feels like it's 100 *dies*

Spring is the one good thing we get all year Nashville please don't rob us of that!

Speaking of Rob hehe.....totally off topic but who cares!

I went to see Remember Me, but like all those fangirls who wanted to kill Emilie De Ravin when he was shooting with her in New York...don't you worry they have like ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, Chemistry

The movie is well acted but like the sex scenes were just.....AWKWARD!

I AM POSITIVE IT'S THE GIRL'S FAULT!

One thing that bothered me though and still does.....

I'm BOTHERED!!! HEHEHEHE
What they covered up well with makeup was the beard burn that Emilie De Ravin must have sported for the whole movie...


ROBBIE P.
MEET

Mr. Razor!

Mr. Razor meet Robbie P.
Oh Rob don't be that way, as long as you do it right you won't hurt yourself!

So, people say to me but he's british they don't have the same hygiene we do here. Umm....why the hell not? The English Pound is worth more than the US Dollar
They should be EVEN MORE CLEAN than we are!

DEAR HATERS OF THE WORLD,
GET A CLUE! NO ONE LIKES CONSTANT YELLING OUT TO TWITTER WITH NO REASON....YOU JUST LOOK DUMB!

Anyway, I'm out that's all I gotta say for the day....by the way this blog....MY OPINION which means if I want to dis Rob then I will, but he's a good actor in Rmember Me I just wish his roommate had let him borrow a razor and shaving cream every once in a while...

Love ya Rob, but it's called a Razor, look it up. You can google it!

As for Taylor thank god you are finally 18 and I don't feel like I have to look away when your hot sexy abs are in my way....mmmmmmhmmmmmm THOSE PUPPIES ARE SICK SOMEONE CALL THE VET!!!!!!

Hello Biceps!

Thus concludes this selection of ramblings, I'm still the reigning ruler of random world.

That's my opinion outta be yours!