Need gps to get ANYWHERE. No road patterns nothing makes sense everything named after peach.
Should be renamed Suburblanta. No one actually LIVES in the city they commute there and drive home to their millions of Suburbs in all directions.
Has every chain store, restaurant, etc. in the entire land. (Exception L.A)
Cannot handle precipitation of any kind. Interstate literally shut down cause it snowed recently. Mayor publicly apologized saying. Whoops we didn't think it would happen. We will do better next time. Please retrieve car from interstate after abandonment.
Best friend lives here may move to Texas or Seattle in future (FUCK,)
Bigger than Nashville
Good Sushi. Lots of movie theaters. Not in Tennessee. That's a plus.
Makes you crap money. Will go broke in hours. Can't afford to live here.
Be home on Monday after 4 hour drive up and down a damn scary mountain.
70 degrees this week last week 17 and snow. WTF?
Have to leave today torn between morning rush hour traffic and staying at my BFFs house with her husband who hates me. Hmmm.
4 hours from home, did I mention mountain? 70 degrees. No coat needed. Wth? Winter over? Has Spring arrived.
Am broke. See comment above about crapping money. But got cool smancy stuff.
MUST CART SHIT HOME. FIND WAY OUT. SIT IN TRAFFIC. SHIT ON A SHINGLE MAN!!!