I FAIL AT BLOGGING

A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE MAY 18,  2017

SO UPDATE. NASHVILLE STILL GETS COLD AS HELL AND I AM OLD......AND TWILIGHT IS SO LAME......THIS IS A WALK DOWN SCARY MEMORY LANE.



FIRST I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH AN EPIC FAIL AT UPDATING THIS BLOG! *FACEPALM*

Well, what's going on in my life? Let's see..hmmmm

My sleep pattern is just FUBAR'D

For example, I get up when this happens at
TWILIGHT

and then I go to bed at

this time:
I go to sleep at Breaking Dawn...that was a friend's saying but I stole it cause I can and because no one is allowed to be more clever than me so :P

So pretty much all day I spend my time on this:
Yep, that's me these days except replace the remote with a laptop and you got my life on a daily basis

See, the thing is I do this Twilight role play site, and like I play Bella, so I'm married to Edward...be jealous bitches!! It's so fun! You should try it!

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT

http://eternaltwilove.ning.com <------where br="" i="" life="" my="" spend="">
because it's freaking insanely like this outside: So I see no human beings in person...it's freaking cold dude! I mean the low yesterday was 3! This is the south it's not supposed to get this cold here...

Okay, take out the snow, we don't get that, just freaking ice and coldness!

I thought birds flew to us for winter? Shoot, where are they going to fly now? The equator?

So, through, twitter which honestly does connect the world I've met some friends from all over the world,
The Phillipines,
Japan
Australia
even the tiny island of New Zealand, most known for where they shot those Lord of the Rings movies or aka Middle Earth

Well, it's a new decade! WTH?

Where did ten years go? They say time flies when you are having fun...well some of the last ten years were fun but a lot of them sucked so why they hell did time fly?

I GOT SCREWED!

2010 is here...I don't think i'll ever get used to writing it...I give up

I'M IN DENIAL

As far as hollywood goes, I don't care, New Moon was the peak of the events I was looking forward to except my polar bear girl....(inside joke) visiting

of course I've been hanging with the kellebelle1981 duhspice! She's the BFF I mean come on peeps.

Other than accidentally stumbling on what the real Rob Pattinson's secret twitter is.....that was cool...but don't bother asking! FINDERS KEEPERS BITCHES!

DON'T WORRY I'M NOT SPECIAL HE DOESN'T TWEET ME AND I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY IT'S REALLY HIM BUT I CAN NEVER BE 100 PERCENT SURE.....PFACH WON'T BE ANNOUNCING IT.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE HINT.....IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS NAME. DUH THE MAN WANTS TO BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!

Let's follow the example of Respect RPattz and the Rpattz Project and leave him the hell alone. The man has a microscope on him 24/7 geez. How does he even sleep? I would be so paranoid!

Rob you are the bombdotcom that you deal with all that bullshit and still are nice to your insane fans

DEAR FANGIRLS: Next time you feel compelled to scream at RPattz or TLau or whoever your Twi-crush is do this first

Go to a complete stranger on the street as they are walking and just start screaming at them. When they look at you like you belong in a mental institution then you will understand how these stars feel when you scream at them.

Idiots!

I have NEVER HEARD a story where some fan screamed at a star and he instantly picked up said fangirl and fell in love with her and made her his wife...so STOP IT DAMMIT IT'S JUST EMBARRASING TO ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!!


DO IT ON THE INSIDE IF YOU MUST....

NEXT POST AFTER TWI-TOUR!

LOVE, QUEEN OF ALL THINGS RANDOMSPICE!

Julz!


Sorry for the lack of pics...don't want to show the fangirls...they are crazy enough they don't need more attention!

PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS TOMORROW, IXNAY ON THE SCREAMING!!!

I'm wasting my time but it's worth saying....

Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

Once upon a time in a place called Nashville, there lived a girl named, me.

She hated the weather! Because one day it would be appropriate for thisOkay, duh without the ocean, it's Tennessee people get a map! I'm making a point.

then the next day you would wake up to this
Frost? What the hell? It was like 70 and sunny yesterday?? Pardon me Mothernature but is this a way to mess with our heads?? Thanks....NOT!!

I'm no little miss religious....FOR SURE! But I grew up Catholic and therefore have a huge family! Well, a wierd phenomenon has happened to me lately and only God could have done this.

I stopped worrying about something and eventually this something fixed itself and left me no need to worry.

There was a quote on this church once that said. "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it's something to do, but it won't get you anywhere...Well it is a church so I say!

A to the Men!!



This is dedicated to all those I love the most. @ScottishDracFan-Nori @kellebelle1981-Kellebelle @glitterbug_81-Amy @TenaciousAlly-Allison @VictoriaAlise-Alise @DeanNSaminmyBed-Iman @Tidus_Yuna- Sarita
Tammy, Rachyrain @rachelninjas, my girl Monica, @MyChemicalMuse


For those of you who hate country (you know who you are) Focus more on the lyrics and message of the song than the genre :P

Follow the advice of this next video no matter who you are!

THIS NEXT VIDEO HAS GOOD ADVICE IF ANYONE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FOLLOW IT....PLEASE TELL ME





Dear Verizon: I HATE YOU!!
Everyone says, oh they have the best coverage, whatever, I am getting ripped off on a daily basis and now I can't even call my friend in Canada. They are all like...it's another country. I'm like DUH, I took geography in elementary school, but why should that constitute me having to pay 50 cents a minute and 25 cents a text...I hate you! As soon as my contracts up I'm gonna flip you the bird and run over to Sprint or T-Mobile or something..shit!! or even if I'm desperate AT&T

On this map you will see Canada, but look what is Northwest of Canada? Alaska! It doesn't cost extra to call there...or to Hawaii for that matter. Stupid verizon...

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW IDIOTS!!!!

Okay, ranted about that way to damn long. Lately, I've suffered from a long endured syndrome that has stayed with me for my entire life but tends to get better at certain times....it's known as...

FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE!

I have a birth defect or brain damage...I was born without that little voice in my head that says don't say that it might be taken the wrong way and then you will cause trouble without meaning to. GREAT, AWESOME!! I'm surprised I have any damn friends...

Okay on to more important matters,

New Moon, in two weeks has taken the world by storm and made over half a BILLION dollars....News stories in all countries are saying this is unexpected....SERIOUSLY??

Unexpected?? Must have a different definition of unexpected....People camped out for days at the premiere...idiots!!

People scream at RPattz like he's Jesus incarnate. All I have to say is unexpected it the dumbest thing I have ever heard about New Moon's success...now we are counting down until Eclipse which will "unexpectedly" break morer box office records I'm sure.

Okay, one criticism of the movie. Kstew I love you, it's not your fault, but there is this thing that humans do very often and that's blink.

In Twilight you blinked way too much in New Moon not at all. Find a happy medium.

I've been addicted to Twilight Twitter role play lately because I'm a member of a great site. It's always fun to watch the action unfold.

http://truetwilight.ning.com

Join! You won't regret!! 18 and over only

Oh yeah some other stuff happened in hollywood....does anything but New Moon matter? Nope...didn't think so...

Dear Gosselins: GO AWAY!

ONE MORE THING!

I saw the Blindside!!! Damn good movie...if you hate Ole Miss don't go, but otherwise go!

Okay, that's all folks, sorry the blog is so boring...I'm boring lately! I've ranted and rambled my way halfway through Monday.

I have a case of the Mondays for sure!

Love ya, That's my opinion oughta be yours

Julz Reigning Queen of Ramblings accept NO SUBSTITUTES!

p.s. Love Christmas Hate shopping...grrr...shopping sucks! When it's not for me.

Can't wait to see my girls in a couple of weeks {blows kisses}

New Moon and Twitter Rock My World

My Review of New Moon by julieperk (and other ramblings):

Personally, seeing Edward and Jacob on the big screen for two hours gets two thumbs up from me.

To quote a man in the movie theatre behind me and Kelley the 2nd time I saw it..
"Call the vet cause them puppies are sick!" I'M STILL LAUGHING (refers to his abs btw)
This should have been the "official poster" because Edward is hot, but I found myself hoping that Bella would stay with Jacob!

He's a very talented actor, at 17...He has a bright future!

I heard somewhere that he doesn't want to take his shirt off for any more movie...Pfft Tay Tay who you kiddin?

When you work hard for a body like that, show it off dude!!

The scene where Edward walks toward Bella right before this screen shot made me drool and I DON'T DROOL!! DAMN ROBWARD YOU HOTSPICE!
Can't wait for Eclipse! I'M GONNA TRY TO PUT THE ECLIPSE COUNTDOWN WHERE THE NEW MOON ONE USED TO BE ON THE BLOG!

OH ATTENTION ATTENTION!! SPOILER, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE OR READ THE BOOKS DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH!
Edward proposed to Bella at the end of New Moon..everyone in the theatre GASPED! Really?
It was in the book




There is a scene in the movie that proves that as Vanity Fair says 100 million fans can't be wrong that Robert Pattinson is HOT AS HIZELL!!
Umm...duh!
And to all those people who "just don't get that he's hot...see above
100 million people think he is can EVERY ONE of them be wrong? I think not!


Okay, this is a random rambling...Why does Thanksgiving get skipped every year?

There are Christmas lights shining on a house about two down from mine and I'm like...ummm..Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet!

People! Quit skipping holidays!
Ironically the biggest event this month was the NEW MOON release!! Sadspice, but you know not because I'm complainin....Just sayin

Umm...one thing? Why the hell doesn't Edward have more than one outfit in the entire movie? Are you seriously telling me he wore the same suit for 6 months??
See the suit? Apparently it's Eddie's fave cause when he visits the Volturi....same shirt just with a rip in it!

I guess vampires don't sweat or need showers or a change of clothes?? I'm not sure how all that works. Seems like the first time he takes off that shirt off is when he visits the Volturi...umm...GRODDY!!

IT'S OKAY ROB I DON'T THINK A SHOWER WOULD WASH OFF THE SEXY!!

Saw the trailer for Remember Me...so going! Rob + blood and getting his ass beat =HOTSPICE!!

Here you go kiddos!! This will be our Rob-fix until Eclipse
Mini-spoiler: BRING TISSUES





MMMMM>>>>Rob sweet!

Okay so the Kellebelle and I were driving back from the movie tonight and we saw a deer in my headlights

Dear Cullens: Nashville has way too many deer! HELP!! Come hunt here in Nashville and you know what live here too!

We won't stalk you too much!

Dear Peter Coffin: Dude not cool! Your parodies about Bella and the Rastabortionist and Steven Segal versus Jean Claude Van Damme

The people behind us in the movie theater hate you now cause Bella is drowning and all I'm doing is laughing and saying:

"Edward, wha ar u doin ear???"

In other news, Miley Cyrus' tour bus turned over.

ME: Her tour bus turned over?
ME: She okay?
KELLEBELLE: Well she's not a trending topic on Twitter so she's okay!
HOW TRUE HOW TRUE! THAT KELLEBELLE IS SO CLEVER!

Ellen made a joke on her AWESOMESPICE show...she's on O magazine with Oprah

She said she was the only person on the cover of a magazine this month that wasn't in Twilight......UMMMM YEP!!!!

She had Kellan Lutz on the show and offered 5,000 dollars for charity if Kellan would take off his shirt...apparently it's in his contract that he can't but he can do push ups!



6 minutes of heaven...it's 6 minutes...seriously WORTH EVERY ONE!

Okay, let's talk about the other obsession I have

JENSEN ACKLES!!

Hello hotness!!

Okay in the last episode, SURPRISE SU-FREAKIN PRISE!

Cliff hanger! Guess what?

WE DON'T GET TO FIND OUT ANYTHING UNTIL

JANUARY 21ST *cries* That's too long!!!!


Oh guess what I heard God will be portrayed by a woman.

If that's true, won't it be wierd for Castiel to call him Father? Will he come in the form of Sam and Dean's Mom? With Eric Kripke anything could happen!

JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!


Hello there Castiel! I mean Misha! Please please Eric Kripke, do a spin-off with Castiel Pretty please?

Why does Supernatural have to end?

Oh yeah, Death Cab for Cutie, everything, everything ends..STFU

The only thing that doesn't seem to end is the fangirls' screaming at Rob!

Sorry DCfC You wrong!! THAT doesn't end...

Here we are sitting and getting cozy about an hour and a half until our show started....
This dude was like, you guys are dedicated, I said no dude! I'm competitive! I want to be the first one in a seat!!

Here we are before our run to the snack bar!

I'm on the far left, then Stephanie, Kellebelle, Lui!

I have newly blonde hair I'm not used to yet thanks to my amazing friend Rachel!
That's me on the Left and Steph on the right! Right before New Moon rocked my world

I came home and tweeted Two words: New Moon = Bad Ass!
It was retweeted several times....DUH! It shoulda been!

I want to give a shout out to all those I follow on Twitter for not ruining the movie for all of us when you got to go at midnight *bows in reverance* Thank you!


Okay, lately it has come to my attention that a strange phenomenon is going on with the people I choose as my BFF's

EXAMPLE THE FIRST:
Rachel! She has long dark hair and is barely over 5 feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.

EXAMPLE THE SECOND
Nori, she has long dark hair and is barely five feet tall, funny as hell and an amazing friend.
HMM...SIMILAR LOOKING GIRLS, THOSE TWO!

EXAMPLE THE THIRD:
Kelley, she has longish dark hair is about 5 foot 3 and is an amazing friend.
Dear Kelley: I'm sorry about this picture it was the only one I could find of you alone!

Do we see a trend here people? Apparently I have a "type" when it comes to friends!

I've made so many friends on Twitter! I am addicted because I feel loved!

Thank you to the following, if you don't get named it's not cause I don't love you it's because I have swiss cheese for a memory!

@Mychemicalmuse- girl I have no idea where the capital letters go in it!
Here is a picture just for her because she has been so awesome
There you go girl! Our love of Johnny Depp unites us *hugs*

@Twilighter19
Here is a picture for you darling! I'll see you in January!
LOVE YOU GIRL!
Team Charlie! I'm so on that team! He was NOT in New Moon long enough

@Twisuz
This one's for you!
Love ya girl! You are the bombdotcom
Here's the pics of us from when we met up last time I went to visit Nori (above) in Georgia!
Me and Suz in the toy aisle! How appropriate! I am just a big kid at heart...oh god!! I look horrible in this picture. I had a 4 and a half hour drive ahead, looking cute was not high on my list of priorities!



I love you ladies!! I want to thank Twisisterhood, who MIGHT, just MIGHT, feature my blog! I would be so honored...I do a little jig when I get a comment or follower, so
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!

Thanks everyone who has been so good to me over the past few months!

I love anyone who reads this blog

Julz, Queen of Random, I am the best at rambling ever!

Love,
Julz!!

STILL WAITING!

I made a prediction recently

As I looked at the New Moon countdown clock, I said to the kellebelle that the last few days before it came out would be hard as hell!

WELL I MUST BE FREAKING PSYCHIC!

This is torture!

Sunday night I dreamt the movie came out this Friday, as in two days from now and I was so happy I coulda danced a jig in my dream!

THEN I WOKE UP!

SEEMS THAT EVERYDAY IT'S NOT HERE IS WORSE THAN THE OTHERS! This is torture!!!

In other news, Rob and Kstew were holding hands in London and Paris...

That's awesome...this means they are getting married! NOT!
OKAY I realize not the right pics but I couldn't find the other ones and I like RPattz in a suit *swoon*

You know who's life I want?
1.) Kstew's
2.)Blake Lively, that girl is gorgeous and seems so nice and down to Earth and not to mention she has a BAD ASS wardrobe
The girl takes her look straight from the runway for crying out loud! Awesome!

And she dates Penn Badgley...nough said!

So more of my obssessions...
Seems that one of my favorite men..and he's in the top 5 is getting married...

As Dean would say: SONOFABITCH!!

All the good ones are taken! Damnit world where is my very own Jensen?

ooohhhh! I have an idea! Can we Clone him? We have the technology!

I call first clone!!

Dear Daneel Harris: I hate you! Not really but my jealousy is so bad it has turned into outright hatred and why the hell are you back on One Tree Hill and why are you dating Dan the Sleazer Geezer? WTF?

It has been suggested that we use this man to play a role of a vampire in Breaking Dawn

Hello, Hawtness...Tom Welling you are my superman!

Put this man in Breaking Dawn and then I will have to bring a bucket for all the drool from TLau, RPattz, and TWell, and CharBew...Holy crap that's a lot of hot ass men!!!


I LOVE IT!


Dear World: You say I'm too cynical about love, well here is why:

This sleaze bag who is really good looking, but that's besides the point
Josh Dillhole Duhamel

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

Gorgeous sweet pop star
The oh so Glamorous
Fergie of solo stardom and The Black Eyed Peas!

If she can't hold on to a man, then what chance do us common folk have???

Not only did he cheat on her...He did it with a STRIPPER!!!

I will never date a movie star, unless it's Kellan Lutz, then I will make an exception!

Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure
That this girl is my idol
Despite rumors to the contrary, she and Kellan Lutz are STILL dating and have been this whole time. They just give off the appearance that they are single so it doesn't hurt their fan base. GENIUS! TAKE IT FROM THIS GIRL WITH A DEGREE IN PR

If you are a star that appeals to teenage girls, don't openly date someone in public. I don't care who you are...You get together with someone and the fantasies said girls have about you will fade...Genius PR move Kellan and Anna Lynne

So, there you have it folks...a very UNINTERESTING BLOG I'm so uninspired.

One last thing...

This guy
1.) Is hot
2.) Is definitely 100 percent dating
This girl

The other Taylor, Taylor Swift...I say more power to em...Just watch out Taylor L.
You break her heart you will get a song written about you!

I'm going to watch the CMAs to see if TLau makes a surprise appearance!

Okay, Boring post...sorry peeps

Here's something pretty to look at:



I am seriously thinking about getting a Volvo! But only if Edward comes with it!

Okay thus ends my ramblings...Randomness Queen still reigning Supreme

Love, Julz